Chapter 101: Change
I don't know why, but I'm actually a person who likes to argue with people. I feel like I'm reading so many books in order to quarrel with people in the future, and the other party who can talk without swearing is embarrassed. Talking and laughing, the strong enemy is in ashes, and he is the person I want to become the most at this stage. So whether it is with friends or classmates, I habitually joke with two sentences, but every time I meet Wu Yizhu, I feel particularly aggrieved, because I can't say thousands of words in my throat.
I smiled self-deprecatingly, was it because I had been teasing her lately, and subconsciously thought I liked her? Shaking his head and shaking off these unrealistic ideas, he went back to the playground to find Gao Ke and the fat man.
"Oh, you're back from a date?" Gao Ke said to me angrily.
The fat man also coaxed on the side: "That's it, do you know people who are heavy on color and light on friends?" ”
Gao Ke had an exaggerated expression: "I don't know!" Do you know! I am an upright man, and the friends I make are even more righteous, and I don't disdain to make friends with this kind of scum! ”
I heard it for a while, what is this, your brother was forcibly pulled to take advantage of a cause and effect, and he is still talking cool here. I hurriedly rushed in front of the fat man and said, "I'm a heavy color and light friend, but if anyone is unlucky these days, falling down and throwing things at every turn, but it has nothing to do with me!" Hey, people who are heavy on color and light on friends have no friends, so they are very sad and go back to the classroom to study. ”
Sure enough, the two rammed people jumped up suddenly: "Brother Kang, Brother Kang, you're back." You are a jade tree in the wind, suave, chivalrous and courageous, how can you be that person who is heavy on color and light on friends. ”
"Oh, huh?" I raised my eyebrows, curled the corners of my mouth and smiled: "But just now I went on a date, and some people said this kind of thing, so I can't believe it, what should I do?" ”
"I said Brother Kang, what do you think so, you have wronged the villain. I'm your most loyal supporter, you're definitely the big brother who sticks a knife in our ribs, and you will never do anything that will make your brother unlucky, right!? It was actually the fat man who said it just now! Gao Ke said aggrievedly, I have to say, I feel that this kid's acting skills are much better than the current actors, and he will definitely be a generation of actors in the last drama in the future.
The fat man was stunned for a long time, and finally couldn't help but complain about Gao Ke: "Hey, Gao Ke, you are such a bastard, you are really shameless, in vain I will help you all be my brothers!" ”
Gao Ke raised his head, squinted at the fat man and said, "Face? What's the use of asking for face, I ask you? Lao Tzu's luck is in my brother's hands, and I dare to ask for face in front of him? The skin on the head, Brother Kang said this is the face, this is the face, even if Brother Kang says this is the ass, then it is the ass without a doubt! As he spoke, he said to me with extreme flattery: "Brother Kang, is there anything wrong with my speech?" It's okay if there's a problem, anyway, what are you talking about! ”
"! Roll me as far as you want! "I kicked these two unscrupulous friends in the ass.
"Okay, I got it! You said let's get out, we'll get out, I'll get out now, I'm not ambiguous, but I don't know whether to roll or not the meatballs next to me. With a thought on his lips, his body was about to roll forward: "I'm going to roll far away now, but in order not to lose face for you, then I'm going to roll, and I'm going to roll to be ambitious, and I'm going to be gorgeous!" ”
These two actors are really, a little topic, just give the performance of the plump abnormal, portrayal into the wood three points!
I quickly stopped these two people, and after a while, the fat man said: "I feel that he doesn't want to do anything good for you, I feel that after you come back, your breath is a little dirty!" ”
Foul breath, what the hell is this? Why haven't I heard of it? There was no one else nearby, so I went directly into the Tianyan state to look at myself, there was nothing on my body, and I didn't cause any resentment.
I asked curiously, "You can still see the breath now?" It's still dirty, what's the matter! ”
Gao Ke also said on the side: "You have been with Brother Kang for a long time, and you have gone crazy?" Do you want to be a Taoist priest too? ”
The fat man surprisingly didn't joke, but continued to say to us: "I don't know, just now, I felt that something seemed to be entangled with you, not as pure as when you just left, how to describe it?" The fat man lowered his head and groaned, then patted his thigh, and suddenly said: "I remember, this is cause and effect, I don't know how to describe to you how I saw it, anyway, you are contaminated with the cause of hiding things, you have to return the effect!" It's a pity that I can only see it, but I don't know how to resolve it, Brother Kang is embarrassed. ”
"Awesome, fatty, I just went to my back and forcibly pulled a cause and effect, and it's not a good thing. But it's okay, I can handle it, but you're really impressive, fat man, I can't even see it myself! "I patted him.
"Fuck, it's really fake, big meatballs, you, you've become a Taoist priest too?" Gao Ke asked him a little stammered.
"Haha, I've been a bit of a mess lately, and I don't know what's going on, so I'll tell you the first one when I figure it out." The fat man pointed to his head and rushed up. Since the fat man doesn't want to say it, I don't have anything to say to Gao Ke, although the relationship is good, but everyone also has each other's secrets, isn't it, for example, Gao Ke's family, he never said it, and I never asked.
"Okay, that's fine. Then change my luck for me, don't let that heavy color light on color, no, don't let that suave Brother Kang worry about me, I don't want to go. Gao Ke said from the side of the fat man.
How does the fat man cultivate, I'm really curious, I've been in contact with it since I was a child, and I've persisted every day for so many years, and I'm still a half-ass. He has nothing, a little monk who is a monk of wine and meat halfway, is he so powerful? I can't open my eyes, so I can actually know that I am contaminated with cause and effect?
Amid the laughter and scolding of a few of us, class finally ended.
The next lesson in PE class is Biology, and it's the last class. In the last class on Friday, everyone was distracted, and they were secretly writing their weekend homework. The biology teacher is also quite helpless. After all, the situation is the same in every class, it's the weekend soon, even if the final exam is about to begin, it can't stop everyone's yearning for the weekend!
I was also thinking that I would go to the half-section of the tombstone with Wu Yizhu for a while to see what was being suppressed. Finally stayed up until the end of class, which should have been waiting until there were fewer people as usual, and then passing. But just after class, there was a news that frantically spread into the classroom.
Class 3 was just in physical education class, and two male classmates went to the toilet, and one of them fell into a pit, almost drowned, and was sent to the hospital. It was not easy to fall into such a small pit, and I actually rushed down my head and almost drowned. Obviously, the water is circulating, so it won't accumulate filth, right?
I had a big head for a while, and when I looked at Wu Yizhu, I found that she was also looking at me, and there were only three words in each other's eyes: trouble!
Isn't it? Because of the two of us, he had an accident!