Chapter 23: Black Tea Hurts the Kidneys
NO.42
In that class, I don't know if it was an illusion or what, Xu suddenly showed a little helplessness.
For 45 minutes, I didn't even adjust my sitting position, and I didn't jump out of the classroom until the bell rang for the end of class.
I sat up straight, rubbing my cheeks, which were a little numb, and my delicate eyes were stunned to see that I was wiping my tears.
"Anyi, no, it's all a trivial matter, you see you crying lotus with rain."
"Pear Blossom!" Su Zi corrected.
I don't bother to explain, just cry, I'm unhappy and unhappy anyway.
Su Zi put her elbow on my shoulder, "It's the first time I've seen Xu Qingsheng annoyed, you really can." ”
"The wicked have their own wicked grinding, and he deserves to bully men and women." As soon as I finished speaking, it didn't feel right, am I a wicked person?
Towards the end of the lunch break, as soon as I returned to my seat, I saw a bottle of uniform black tea on the table.
I flipped through the desk, and there were no love letters, so it's strange, it's not that someone begged me to be a matchmaker, so whoever gave the gift didn't leave a name.
I glanced at Su Zi, she shook her head quickly, it couldn't be Jiaojiao, she didn't have enough to drink.
Just as he was figuring it out, Xu suddenly shook into the classroom and saw me holding the black tea in my hand for a few seconds.
"Who gave it to you, let it go." My popularity is definitely not as good as his.
Xu suddenly stretched his arm and knocked the black tea back on my table, "What kind of black tea does a man drink, it hurts his kidneys." ”
", isn't this the same pseudoscience as Coke Sperm Killing?" I'm stupid enough to talk about it.
Xu suddenly stiffened and smiled evilly, "What did you say Coke killed?" ”
"Fine."
I realized it wasn't right, but I couldn't stop it.
"You're kind of concerned about this."
Instantly, my head buzzed, this little rascal is too bad!
NO.43
Shi Xiaoke, who was drinking water next to him, turned into a fountain, but fortunately, Su Zi reacted quickly, and a geography book smashed in his face, so everyone survived.
Song Boxue lifted his glasses and came to join in the fun, "An Yi is right, this is pseudoscience, at least so far, it has not been proven that a certain substance in Coke is a cause of infertility, you laugh, a little too ignorant." ”
Thank you, Erudite classmates, thank you whole family! If you don't jump out, this embarrassment won't continue to this day.
A few of us gave him white eyes with a brush.,If there's such a thing as a barrage at that time.,It's estimated that a row of NCs will be brushed.。
The lost item was unclaimed, so I put it on the windowsill, and the sunlight shone from the bottle to the table, and the halo was quite beautiful.
But when it comes to playing with bottles, the master is in the front row.
Cui Daochang, the leader of our class, is a master of performance art.
Because of his calm and precocious personality, when he realized that he could no longer communicate with us little children, he began to be obsessed with all kinds of bottles.
The curtain beside him was stricken, and all kinds of bottles were tied to it, and they were all kinds of flowers, as if they had become essences.
But Jiaojiao said that it was not a disaster, it was an on-demand broadcast by Cui Daochang, otherwise when would she find out that she was not an ordinary curtain at all, and she could be so FAI Sen.
Xiaohong had no way to make Cui Daochang throw away the bottles and cans he loved, so he suddenly went with him.
Every time, when the wind blows, I look at the curtains that are raised, and I always fall into contemplation, as if I see Cui Daochang's youth, which is the primitive beauty running in the wilderness, accompanying him through countless strange landscapes, and each time he passes by, he puts his memories into a bottle, and those bottles are the precious wealth of his life.