Chapter 45: My Life Is Resting
A few people who were really bored completed the big event of Huang Fatzi's life in just a few words, Meng Da consciously did a great deed with immeasurable merits, and when he was complacent and ready to continue bragging, Lu Ming, Huang Fatzi and a big fat pig appeared in his field of vision. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
This.. What's going on, didn't the captain and the fat man go looking for food, how could they be driven by pigs? Did these two go steal the piglets?
This scene made Meng Da a little confused, and he didn't turn the corner for a while. Zhao Ritian, who was still beside him, pushed him with his elbow and said, "Brother Meng, something is wrong with that pig!" “
Of course, there was something wrong with this pig, not only because it was a mutated mammal pig, but also because it had just been provoked by Lu Ming. All this is to blame on the guy Huang Fatty, originally when the giant mouth pig was eating the earth dog, the two of them could have escaped from the small restaurant, who knew that the yellow fat man mixed garlic under his feet at the critical moment, and fell into the dog eating with a "let's chirp", in order to save him, Lu Ming reluctantly activated the [Thunderstorm Eye] and shot at the giant mouth pig.
As mentioned before, due to the use of the [Eye of Thunderstorm] continuous strafing skill, the load on Lu Ming's eyes has become very heavy, so the zombies encountered along the way are all shot by Meng Da, and he just uses a dagger to cooperate from the side. This time it was used in a hurry, and the natural power was greatly reduced, but I don't know whether to say that Lu Ming's luck was good or lucky, one of the beams of light happened to shoot into the big mouth of the giant mouth pig, burning the fat one... Mouth!
Just imagine, what is it like to be suddenly burned on your tongue when eating hot pot? Anyway, the giant mouth pig jumped up directly in pain, his eyes were red, and it seemed that he was going to fight with Lu Ming endlessly, so there was a scene of pigs chasing people in front of him.
"Brother, come and help!"
Seeing Meng Da rushing over with Chiyan in his hand, the panting yellow fat man couldn't help but shout for help.
"Quickly stand down and watch me submit this pig demon. Youkai, view treasure! Meng Da was still in the mood to joke at this time, obviously he didn't know how powerful this pig was, but he suffered a big loss as soon as he got started, and he was almost bitten by the big mouth of the giant pig. Fortunately, he reacted in time and dodged with his waist, but he was still pushed by the big ass of the giant mouth pig and fell a horse.
Meng Da, who wanted to show off his skills, suffered a loss, and in front of so many people, he stood up with a roar of anger, turned over and slashed at the giant mouth pig, if it was implemented, the giant mouth pig had to be split in half. Who knew that the speed of this giant mouth pig was extremely fast, and with a snort and an arch of his body, he got into Meng Da's arms, and his fat body moved forward again, knocking Meng Da out again.
This is not over, in the face of Meng Da who fell to the ground, the giant pig opened his mouth and bit it, Meng Da is not a vegetarian, so he rolled on the spot and dodged. Meng Da, who stood up again, had to look at his opponent again, the big mouth of the blood basin, the fat body, the flexible movements, and the thick scales were not easy to deal with.
"Mengda, be careful, this is a mutant!"
Lu Ming had time to remind him this time, and at the same time, he and Zhao Ritian also surrounded him, wanting to cooperate with Meng Da's attack.
The giant mouth pig surrounded by the three people did not have the slightest nervousness, but snorted at Meng Da a few times and then arched over again, Meng Da, who was highly concentrated, reacted quickly, and immediately returned the past with a retreat and a slash, this time it was the turn of the giant mouth pig did not dodge, leaving a wound more than ten centimeters long on his back.
Meng Da frowned, he didn't expect this pig's defense to be so strong, after Chiyan cut it, he couldn't go deeper, and could only leave a small gap, this kind of injury was useless for a guy with such a huge size.
Sure enough, this wound not only did not cause any substantial damage to the majential, but instead provoked its ferocity, and the attacks became more and more frequent.
Lu Ming finally realized what it meant to be "one pig, two bears and three tigers", not to mention that this giant mouth pig was bigger than ordinary wild boars, with rough skin and thick meat, but it was not flexible, and the three of them really had no good way for a while.
"Ah!!h
"Brother Lu Ming! There are pigs, there are pigs! ”
The house leak happened to rain overnight, and when Lu Ming and the three of them were in a bitter battle, a woman's panicked screams suddenly came from the pickup truck. It turned out that at some point, another giant pig rushed out from the side and almost knocked over the pickup truck.
Fortunately, because he couldn't help much, Huang Fatzi got into the car in advance and sat in the cargo compartment. He had already discovered it as soon as the giant mouth pig appeared, but the other party's speed was too fast, and before he could react, the car was hit and he almost fell down.
Hearing the screams of the two people in the car, and seeing Tang Xiaolian in crisis, Huang Fatzi finally mustered up his courage, gritted his teeth and stood up, waving the dagger in his hand and shouting: "Ma Li, Ma Li!" ”
The ghost knows why he shouted this bird language in his mouth, but the miraculous thing is that the giant mouth pig was really suppressed, and the huge pig's head raised and looked at the yellow fat man for a long time, probably to distinguish whether the same huge guy in front of him was his own kind.
Seeing that the roar was useful, the fat man Huang was also a little excited in his heart, and continued to shout: "Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law!" ”
But the other party is not a pig demon, whether it is a Buddhist scripture or a Taoist order, it is in vain, and the giant mouth pig crashed into the pickup truck again after experiencing the initial period of confusion. This time the fat man was not so lucky, standing in the car, his center of gravity was unstable, and an upside-down onion fell out of the car.
It may not be a big deal for ordinary people to fall, but fat people are different, especially Huang Tianba, a fat man with a large size, the moment he landed, the whole earth trembled, and he himself fell into a lot of meat and eight vegetarians, and it took a long time to recover.
When I opened my eyes, hey, why was it dark?
The yellow fat man took a closer look, where was it dark. It was obviously the giant pig that rushed over, its huge body blocking the sunlight, and the big head was staring at him motionlessly.
The fat man's heart was in his throat, and the reason why this giant mouth pig didn't eat him for the first time was probably because he had never seen such a fat prey, and he didn't know where to start for a while.
As for why not mouth down from your favorite neck ... It's because the fat guy is so fat that he doesn't have a neck at all, and his huge belly has a head on top of it, just like two round balls.
After picking for a long time, it is estimated that the giant mouth pig itself is also annoyed, so he randomly chose a part that he looked at quite pleasing to the eye, and opened his mouth to bite down.
The fat man secretly said in his heart: My life is over!