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"Demolished my shop? Girl, are you ...... More powerful than the people of the urban management brigade? Lao Han rolled his dead fish eyes and said slowly: "The Chengguan Brigade has long wanted to demolish my shop, but it has not been demolished." Hey hey ......"

Now the city is expanding, and there is a lot of demolition and construction everywhere, but Renhe Lane has not been demolished, indeed because Lao Han's coffin is laid here. The person in charge of the street has also done a lot of mobilization work, Lao Han just doesn't get in the oil and salt, and he just doesn't agree to let you spit lotus flowers in your mouth.

Lao Han was already gloomy, with a terrifying face, seven points like a ghost, three points like a dry corpse. The neighbors are also rumored to be able to do spells, so a few small leaders in the street are also related and dare not be tough, for fear that Lao Han will make a ghost in the middle of the night to trouble them. Therefore, the demolition of Renhe Lane has been delayed.

"I don't care about any chengguan brigade, since you open a black shop, you must be prepared to be demolished!" Wu Zhanzhan glared angrily.

"Black ...... Shop? How did I hack you? Lao Han still said gloomily, the wind was light.

"You ......, you got someone to hide in the coffin and pretend to be a ghost, it scared me! That's a reason, right? Wu Zhanzhan asked angrily.

&nNovel Lao Han nodded: "Oh......, in my coffin shop, a person pretended to be a ghost and scared a Maoshan disciple ......." Ouch, that's a reason. I want to ask my peers, the Maoshan disciple was frightened by a fake ghost, how much money do I have to lose, is it reasonable? ”

Speaking of Maoshan disciples, when talking about fake ghosts, Lao Han deliberately accentuated his tone while staring at Wu Zhanzhan's face.

Wu Zhanzhan blushed and said hurriedly: "No, no, he didn't scare me, what I mean......"

A Maoshan disciple was frightened by a fake ghost, and the legend goes, it is simply the first joke in the industry. Lao Han, the old fox, shot accurately, and hit Wu Zhanzhan's death hole at once.

"And what do you mean?" Old Han asked lightly.

"I—I mean, you hand over that man!" Wu Zhanzhan was a little short of words, so he went around and said, "I think you two are in the same group!" ”

Lao Han shook his head: "No, I've only met him two or three times, and he's also a customer." Uncooked. ”

"Then why is he lying in your coffin and being scary?" Wu Zhanzhan asked angrily.

"Hehe, that's a fresh question...... Old Han smiled hoarsely and said:

"You jump into the coffin now, I'm an old man, and I can't hold you. Wait a minute, you scare another customer, and then you run away, and people ask me for someone, where can I find you? You are all heroes, heroes know martial arts, who can stop them? ”

"You, you ......" Wu Zhanzhan couldn't say Lao Han, and stomped his foot anxiously: "Then tell me, what is his name, which sect is from." ”

"People have reported to the house, there is no door and no faction Miao Erding, what is the nickname...... Don't shed tears if you don't see the coffin? Oops, I'm too old to remember. You are young, can't you remember what happened just now? ”

Lao Han is an old Jianghu, and if he looks at his words and looks, he knows that Wu Zhanzhan is a fledgling and easy to fool. But Ding Ermiao is a fine person, and he is not easy to entangle. If he revealed the identity of Ding Ermiao, this little ancestor would definitely trouble himself.

Ding Ermiao deliberately concealed his identity and turned his name upside down to become Miao Erding, there must be something hidden. Lao Han thought that he was also an adult, so he could help him hide it.

So Lao Han made up his mind, more things are better than less, and he will fool Wu Zhanzhan away.

"Yes, yes!" Wu Zhanzhan said indignantly: "You are determined to get along with me, right?" Let me tell you, Maoshan disciple has not been bullied like this yet! If you don't hand over someone today, I'll give you a good look! ”

Lao Han squeezed out another laugh that was worse than crying: "The girl is already very good-looking." ”

"Less nonsense, no handover?"

"Don't dare to talk nonsense, I really can't hand it over." Lao Han turned around and lay down on the recliner.

Wu Zhanzhan pointed at Lao Han with his finger: "If you don't pay it, right, if you don't pay it, I won't leave, tell you not to do business!" ”

"Little girl, don't deceive people too much. My old Han coffin shop has been in business for several generations, and I am not bullied. Old Han yawned and closed his eyes.

Wu Zhanzhan rolled his eyes, it seems that there is a play. As long as he angers Lao Han and makes him lose his sense of proportion, he will use the topic to play and smash his coffin shop to pieces, and let out a bad breath in his chest!

"Oh...... I underestimated you, boss. This girl won't leave today, look at your coffin shop that has been running for generations, what good means do you have! Wu Zhanzhan swung the iron cable on the ground and whistled in the air.

Lao Han got up from the recliner and asked gloomily, "Girl, do you really want to see my means?" …… Don't regret it. ”

"Don't be verbose, show your means, this girl is about to see it!" Wu Zhanzhan shouted.

"Good!" Old Han's eyes flashed suddenly, and he took two steps forward to stand still, and under his feet, a thin iron claw had already reached into his arms.

Wu Zhanzhan shook his impermanence and set up a portal: "Come on!" ”

Old Han smiled gloomily and pulled out his hand from his arms, but it was an old-fashioned mobile phone. He dialed the number with the eyes of the dead fish and said, "Hey, hey, hey, zero?" North Third Ring Road, Renhe Lane, Lao Han coffin shop someone is making trouble......"

The next moment, Wu Zhanzhan shook the impermanence rope, still turned into the appearance of a bracelet, put it on his wrist, and then turned around speechlessly, and walked out of the old Han coffin shop with tears in his eyes.

Master Long Shuanghuo has explained that if you can't enter the public gate in life, death is better than hell. After letting himself go out of the mountain, he will not make enemies or friends with the people of the official family. Catch your own ghosts, let them catch the thieves......

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Let's talk about Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian. The two of them rushed to the highway along the North Third Ring Road, all the way to the north, driving a sports car in a panic.

After about an hour, Li Weinian looked at the fuel gauge and saw that there was not much fuel, so he asked: "Brother Ermiao, there is not much gasoline, what should I do?" ”

"Slow down, slow down......" Ding Ermiao let go of the hand covering his face, looked around and asked, "What is this place?" ”

Li Weinian slowed down, looked at the navigator, and said: "It has left the mountain city for 300 kilometers, and in front of it is Guang'an City......"

"I'll you, what are you doing in Guang'an?" Ding Ermiao shouted.

"Didn't you say ......, there was a flying sword to take people's heads and let me keep running forward?" Li Weinian said innocently.

Ding Ermiao was angry and yelled: "Go back, turn around!" If I tell you to run, you will run. ”

"......" Li Weinian shook his head, looked at the navigation, found a fork in the road, turned around and returned to the mountain city.

While driving, Li Weinian took the time to glance at Ding Ermiao. Ding Ermiao's face was more magnificent, from the forehead to the corners of the forehead, and then to the cheeks, all of them were red, and they were bulging.

"What to see?" Ding Ermiao covered his face, his eyes peeked out from between his fingers, and glared at Li Weinian: "You haven't been injured?" ”

"No, Brother Ermiao, I want to know, what kind of person is so stakes, beating you like this?" Li Weinian wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh, and asked honestly: "That person, is the Taoist method better than you, or the martial arts are better than you?" ”

"Alas......" Ding Ermiao sighed: "Her Taoism is not powerful, and her martial arts are not powerful, but she is my junior sister, I feel sorry for her, it hurts badly." That's why I didn't fight back, so it became like this, understand? ”