Chapter 60: Plans are not as fast as change
The monkey has objections to my arrangement:
The dog and the tiger are all on standby at the base, and the chicken leads a part of the dragon group members to follow us just in case, once something happens, he can make the fastest judgment and the most accurate rescue action, the key is that he will not harm humans, there is room for redemption if there is a mistake.
As for dogs and tigers, there are not so many taboos, and the consequences of unscrupulousness are serious, and if you don't get it right, it will bring us endless trouble.
"That's not the point, it's the point that I can solve this matter perfectly and get out of the way safely." Again, I emphasize.
"That's why chickens are best suited for the job." The monkey explained.
"Wouldn't it be better for him to follow us, he can be invisible, he can achieve the effect of surprise." Having chickens around gives me some peace of mind.
"First of all, we are negotiating, not compromising, don't worry too much about what doesn't happen, and know that when difficulties come, 'fear' will not solve anything. Secondly, chickens may be able to do good deeds without harming humans, and it is not impossible to do bad things with good intentions, so it is better to keep a safe distance from us for the sake of insurance. Finally, prepare for the worst, since the other party is the elite of the country, there will inevitably be some quarrels, we are not lambs to the slaughter, rabbits are in a hurry and bite! The monkey said with a reminder and a comfort.
"Our principle is not to cause trouble, not to be afraid." I answered
"That's the truth, but it's not absolute, living is the last word, living is to live better." The monkey said meaningfully.
The boat sails the sea by the helmsman, and the net fishing depends on the experienced. I, the leader, have no experience or ability, and I rely on the support and help of my brothers and sisters, and I dare not hope that as long as I live for a day, I will move forward with him.
"Better life depends on strength, this is what we lack, get ready to go!" Time is still relatively tight for us, and it is important to solve the current problem as soon as possible.
"Anytime, anywhere, it's up to you." The monkey said casually.
I looked at him: "Didn't you guys arrange it a long time ago, is it interesting to go around in circles with me?"
The monkey nodded: "I'm just doing my best, the decision is yours."
"Actually, you're quite suitable to be a leader."
The monkey smiled, "I'm too young, and I'm unlucky."
I snorted and said, "Am I old?" Luck? ”
"Being old is one thing, and luck is definitely better than a few of us." The monkey affirmed.
"How so!"
"Family harmony, life is peaceful, and the zodiac is still the best attribute!" The monkey said with a funny expression.
"There is no scientific reason." I glared at him.
"I'm so handsome, don't I have a scientific object?" The monkey diverted the subject and pouted.
"The key is that you don't have the shameless spirit of a tiger." I don't mind pointing.
The monkey touched his chin and walked out, and turned his head sharply: "This fart is reasonable."
A shoe flew in his face,! Is it ...... to be a good-tempered Lao Tzu
At the entrance of the spaceship, the chicken walked over with a bitter gourd face.
"Can you laugh, I feel like I'm going to be a funeral!" I joked.
This guy shook his head: "It's really annoying to deal with hypocritical, insidious, cunning, and unscrupulous high-ranking officials again."
I asked weakly, "Are you open?"
"Ugh! I have an honest heart that will never die! The chicken swore and patted his chest.
"Cut !!!"
The monkey and I mercilessly despised him for a pair of middle fingers.
"Damn! Humans are the least trustworthy creatures. The rooster crowed.
"Less nonsense, Lao Tzu rescued you, didn't you say that." I scolded dissatisfied.
"Ugh! You are not included......"
The chicken's endless explanation was ruthlessly rejected by me, and I grabbed him: "Remember that we are a gang, and if someone bullies us, we will smoke him, you know no."
"I can't go against my ultimate directive." The chicken waved his hand and said.
"How about a different way and let them sleep beautifully?" The monkey said with a glint in his eyes.
"Hey, hey! Good idea, the best of both worlds, you say? I smirked.
"I find humans to be too evil, and the speed of learning has not been able to keep up with your thoughts, I want to go home...... The earth is too dangerous. ”
The monkey and I caught the chicken and helped him drag him into the ship, followed by sixty dragons.
I didn't expect it to be a tiger in the spaceship.
"Damn! Things have changed! I looked at the tiger and said.
Hu was stunned, "What is the situation, where is there a change." ”
"You fucking is the biggest variable, do you see the chicken, wait for us to watch him when we go out, take him to practice his hands first if there are any movements, the monkey finds a tranquilizer gun for him, the measurement is based on not harming people, and the ammunition is sufficient." I couldn't help but say.
The monkey nodded and went to the equipment room, and the chicken looked at the tiger to say that there was no problem.
The tiger was stunned: "What do you mean!" There's a dry fight! ”
"You're just frozen in the spaceship, don't run blind...... Well...... Let's go with the chickens! Can you be safe," I said, thinking about it.
For this guy who is out of tune, he must always be vigilant, and if he doesn't pay attention to it, he will cause us some trouble, always fermenting something, inflating himself and causing us a fuss.
"OK" Tiger readily agreed.
Such a crisp answer made me even more uneasy, and he felt that the trip was even more unsmooth.
"The chicken must be in place to shoot him, don't have any worries, let him stop a little bit is good for all of us." I pointed at the tiger and said to the chicken.
"What is this called! Affect your survival? I'm not the sun. Hindering you? I'm not a sewer. Makes you feel uncomfortable? I'm not an ozone layer......"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense, can you keep your mouth shut, no one treats you as a dumb person." I said very dissatisfied.
"Captain, I just made some jokes in front of you, so you won't be so stingy!" Tiger explained.
I glared at him, "Not yet, but can you use your brain while doing things!" ”
Tiger nodded in understanding, but then asked, "Does it have anything to do with me going with you?" ”
"You'd better reflect at home!" The monkey said helplessly.
I shook my head: "Let's have a snack!" It's all big and not small. ”
"You don't have a target for that! And said me. Tiger argued.
"Damn! Does it matter if you follow? Lao Tzu is not looking for it. "I excuse myself.
"Cut! The ghost believes that if you don't have the strength, forget it, as for what you say, is it so far-fetched? Tiger said disdainfully.
"Damn, wait for Lao Tzu to find it, break your third leg, can you?" I said angrily.
The tiger clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, I hope the old man can live to that day." ”
"Little bastard! Don't run, don't believe I'm going to break your third leg right now. I yelled, and before I could get up, the guy ran away.
The ship soared into the air with a loud noise, soaring into the sky......