Chen Yun smacked his tongue, and when he heard Zhang Lang say this, he understood why the people around him were respectful when they saw him, but he didn't expect master chefs to be so rare and so sought-after.

"Xiao Chen, this matter is settled, come, try this Biyuan green tea, I finally got it." Zhang Lang made good tea and gave it to Chen Yun.

Chen Yun took the tea and was just about to drink it, but he saw the attribute introduction above the tea.

"Counterfeit fine tea, white consumables, thirst +2.can hallucinate, long-term use is harmful to the body and mental strength."

Fake? Can it still hallucinate? Chen Yun was stunned for a moment, then looked at Mr. Zhang, who was intoxicated by the tea, frowned after taking a sip, and asked, "Brother Zhang, how much did you buy this tea?" ”

"One thousand gold coins and one tael, the best Biyuan green tea. Isn't it delicious, I still have two packs here, give you one pack to drink slowly. Zhang Lang took out a pack from the drawer and handed it to Chen Yun.

"Brother Zhang, I didn't hit you, you spent this money too unjustly." Chen Yun didn't answer and said, "This tea is fake." ”

"What? Fake? Zhang Lang was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "How can it be fake, I bought it from an old friend, and it is comfortable to drink it, so there will be no fake." ”

"That only shows that the tea you bought from the beginning is fake. Brother Zhang, even if you don't believe me, you should believe in the taste of a professional-level chef," Chen Yun said categorically: "This is just the most ordinary green tea tea, only because of the addition of a large number of additives, as well as hallucinogenic agents, it makes you feel comfortable and addictive, if you don't believe it, you can find a professional to test the ingredients." ”

"Hallucinogenic?" Zhang Lang was taken aback when he heard this: "You mean, this tea is a drug?" ”

"It's not enough to be a drug, but long-term use is not good for your health." Chen Yun checked Zhang Lang's personal attributes, but unfortunately, the level was too low, and all he saw were question marks, but he estimated that Zhang Lang's health and mental power were definitely lower than normal.

"You're a master chef, I believe your words, damn it! This old friend of mine actually wanted to hurt me in the first place, and I said why did he care so much about me since I bought his tea, fuck. Zhang Lang slapped the table hard.

"Do you have any grudge against him?" Chen Yun asked.

"Grievances, no." Zhang Lang's eyes flashed and said: "They are all old friends for many years, how can there be grievances." ”

"Oh, that'll do." Chen Yun saw that Zhang Lang didn't want to say, so he didn't ask more, in the end, he and Zhang Lang only had a working relationship, and the friendship was not deep, and some things were inconvenient to investigate.

At night, Chen Yun lay on the bed and couldn't sleep, thinking about what happened today, he became a fine catfish, a cultivator who could fly to the sky, a sneering Captain Li, and Zhang Lang with flickering eyes, he felt that this world was far from being as simple as he thought.

"By the way, I almost forgot, what are the sects that Li Xin said?" Chen Yun suddenly thought of this question, how could the sect that only existed in novels, games, and comics appear in this world, the Qingyunmen in Zhuxian, the Shushan faction and the Lunatic Worship Sect in the Legend of Sword and Fairy, and the Tianxia Society in Fengyun, how could they become a legitimate sect in this world, this is too. I don't know who the head of Qingyunmen is here, Dao Xuan Zhenren, or Zhang Xiaofan?

As soon as he thought of Zhang Xiaofan's sword god Lei Zhenjue against Li Xiaoyao's sword mastery, or the three-point return to vitality of the moon worship to summon the water monster PK hero, Chen Yun's stomach exploded with laughter.

"No YY, I'm going to die of laughter in YY, Li Xin said it's not as mysterious as on TV, go to the Internet to find out what's going on." Chen Yun got out of bed, pressed the computer switch in the guest room, and waited for a while, but there was no response.

"Huh? This computer can't be broken, right? Why didn't it happen? ”

As soon as Chen Yun had this idea, he heard the system prompt.

"Player Chen Yun didn't have computer skills and couldn't use a computer."

The corners of Chen Yun's mouth twitched, and he patted his head, how could he forget this, cooking requires skills, singing skills, and surfing the Internet must also require skills.

"What's the deal, this requires skills, how brain-dead the system should be, how do you not need skills to sleep at home, how to not have skills when eating, how not to go to the toilet.. it! ”

Chen Yun suddenly remembered a very serious and terrible thing: "I don't seem to have gone to the toilet since I crossed!! ”

Chen Yun's face changed color, although there is no setting to go to the toilet to urinate in the game, but, this is not a game, here is reality, reality!!

Thinking of this, Chen Yun rushed to the toilet and worked the toilet for half an hour, but he didn't pee out a drop of urine!

System I wipe your grandma!

Where did the food I ate and the water I drank go?

At the thought of some kind of residue lurking somewhere in his body after being digested, Chen Yun couldn't sit still anymore, and no matter what time it was late at night, he put on his clothes and ran to the city hospital.

Coming to the hospital, Chen Yun exhaled, thanks to the city hospital is also in the city center, not far from the hotel, otherwise Chen Yun, who basically relies on the traffic, would have to be exhausted.

"What kind of department is in charge of urine? Surgery? Wrong. Internal medicine? That's right, gastroenterology! Chen Yun searched while walking, and came to the gastroenterology department after a long time.

At this time, it was half past one o'clock in the middle of the night, it was quiet here, only the lights were still on in the duty room, Chen Yun walked over and knocked on the glass outside the duty room.

"What's the matter?" The nurse on duty was drowsy, heard the sound of glass, raised her head and asked in a daze.

"Nurse, I haven't had a bowel or toilet for a long time, you can see what to do." Chen Yun said eagerly, he was really scared by the system, if the system really didn't let him have the function of urinating and defecating according to the settings in the game, then where did all the food and water he ate and drink go? Will it disappear out of thin air?

"For a long time? How long exactly? The nurse was not surprised, she had long been used to it, nine out of ten patients who came to the gastroenterology department had similar symptoms, either they couldn't urinate or they couldn't finish urinating.

"Uhhh One year! Chen Yun thought for a while, and in order to attract the attention of the nurse, he opened his mouth and said a number that could scare people to death!

Bang!

The nurse was so frightened that she didn't sit down, she sat on the ground, she hurriedly got up, looked at Chen Yun and asked dumbfoundedly, "You say it again, how long?" ”

"One year, nurse, I haven't bowel or bowel in a year, you can save me." Chen Yun's eyes are red, although he is not so miserable at present, but as long as the system is still there, let alone a year, he can't stop it for a hundred years!

The nurse looked at Chen Yun's expression, looked at his flat stomach, and held back a sentence for a long time: "Your large intestine digestion ability is strong enough, even feces can be digested so cleanly.."