"Students, everyone must know the content of this political class, so I won't emphasize it anymore. I'll check it with your homeroom teacher below. I am in charge of the north two rows, and Mr. Zhang is in charge of the south two rows. "The politics teacher gets straight to the point.

There was a mourning from the audience.

"Well, teacher, let me ask, I don't have to check it, right?" Chen Yun raised his hand.

The head teacher stared at Chen Yun and said, "What do you say? Others are carrying their backs, and you give me a reverse back, and I will be punished if I am not familiar with the back! This article was written by you, you came to set an example for your classmates, and you were the first to memorize it. ”

......

"Hahaha, Chen Yun is going to die. Back upside down, I'll go. ”

"Let him trick people, finally come to retribution."

"I can't read it backwards, I memorize it backwards, the head teacher is mighty, talented!"

"It's Chen Yun who opened the door, and this breath in my heart finally came out. Refreshing! ”

Chen Yun stood up and carried his back. I want to see my brother's foreign appearance. Want to pit brother? Who is my brother, my brother is a pit god, don't regret it!

Chen Yun's previous broadcast of 'Political Transfer' is a simplified version, and the full version has more than 200 lines, which summarizes all the knowledge points in the first and second years of high school in detail, and Chen Yun just extracts the most important dozens of lines from it.

"I'm going to carry it, don't regret it." Chen Yun said: "Don't regret it! ”

"What do you regret, I think you can't recite it backwards."

"That's it, it's you who regret it now, dig your own pit and jump by yourself."

"Haha, I like the metaphor of water fish."

"Fuck off your cock, call me a water fish and I'll go head-to-head with you."

Chen Yun cleared his throat:

Look at the two to the price, look at the money and gold coin merchants

......

The above are all knowledge points, and you will not panic if you are familiar with reading and reciting the test

227 lines, the complete version of 'political transfer' was memorized by Chen Yun upside down, and the last sentence was memorized by Chen Yun.

......

The classmates are stupid again.

This political shift doesn't seem to have so many words, right? It's more than two hundred lines, what's the situation, Chen Yun is backwards, and he doesn't understand what it means at all.

The politics teacher's eyes lit up: "You are carrying it again!" ”

"That's not going to work, I'm going to have an accident on my back." Chen Yun hurriedly shook his head: "I'm done memorizing, one word is right, full marks!" I sat down. ”

The head teacher was depressed, this classmate's face was too big, and he could say such shameless words.

The political teacher didn't plan to let Chen Yun go: "Okay, you kid, keep a hand." Don't you dare to take out all of it? I can understand if others don't understand it. As long as you memorize this one, it will be difficult to fail the political exam. Students, don't memorize it yet. What Chen Yun memorized just now is the full version, which is dozens of times stronger than the current simplified effect. Do you want it? "The politics teacher was excited.

......

No one spoke.

......

Silence.

The politics teacher is so embarrassed.

He remembered that the simplified version was forced to be memorized by the headmaster's death order, and the length of this full version... It's scary to think about.

"Teacher, I can't write, I haven't lived enough." Chen Yun smiled proudly, let you calculate me, the nickname of the god of the pit is not groundless.

"You dare not listen to the teacher?" The political teacher was furious.

"I follow the opinions of most people." Chen Yun has no fear, he knows the pain of endorsement.

The political teacher is helpless, forget it, let's find a way to slowly get out of this kid's mouth in the future.

In a class, some people were happy and some were sad, and none of the last ten in the class had memorized it except for Chen Yun. The head teacher was angry, all 100 times!

When the school bell rang, Chen Yun took out his lyric book and walked out of the classroom.

Chen Yiyi gave Chen Yun her spare electric car key. Chen Yun unlocked it, pushed the electric car to the downstairs of Chen Yiyi's classroom, no way, the owner of the electric car is Chen Yiyi, not him, he can't ride.

The students who went downstairs after school looked at the pit god pushing the electric car of the school flower, and their hearts were really beepping.

Such a beautiful rose, how can you fall in love with this person who has suffered a thousand cuts?

"Yiyi, let's go, your house is waiting for you downstairs, I won't be a light bulb for you," Liu Yuan shouted outside the door.

"Well, I'll go." Chen Yiyi packed up the desk and miscellaneous items, picked up her schoolbag and went downstairs.

"Yiyi, you camel me." Chen Yun said embarrassedly: "I get sick of the electric car." ”

“... All right. Chen Yiyi was speechless, he had heard of airsickness and seasickness, and it was the first time he had heard of motion sickness.

Chen Yiyi walked slowly with Chen Yun, Chen Yun put his arm around Chen Yiyi's waist, regardless of the resentful eyes of the male classmates around him: "Chen Yun, there will be a holiday tomorrow afternoon, do you have any arrangements?" ”

"Yes." Chen Yun replied.

"Oh, that's fine." Chen Yiyi suddenly lost interest.

"But what if I have something to do with you?" Chen Yun smiled evilly: "I can't do it if you don't participate." ”

"Something to do with me?" Chen Yiyi was puzzled.

"I'm going to find a hotel tomorrow afternoon and talk to a certain parent about getting engaged, how about it?"

"......" Chen Yiyi was stunned for a moment, and instantly reacted: "You are teasing me again, it's really necrotic." ”

"I didn't tease you, as long as your family agrees, I dare to get engaged to you."

"Gee, we're just a little old. It's too early to get engaged, at least you have to get college. I can't run again, look at your urgency. ”

"Also, you can't find a second one as good as me. Why don't we skip this step and play with the whole child first? ”

The more he said it, the more outrageous it became, and Chen Yiyi directly ignored it.

"That.. Chen Yun, go to my house tomorrow afternoon. ”

"What?"

"My parents want to take you to meet my grandparents."

！！！

That's a bit fast, isn't it? Chen Yun was stupid.

Your parents are really open-minded, they just approved me as a prospective son-in-law last night, and they will introduce me to their parents tomorrow?

Seeing that Chen Yun didn't speak, Chen Yiyi said, "Don't you want to go?" If you don't want to go, I'll tell them that you have something tomorrow and don't have time to come, so I'll help you bring some gifts, and say that you bought them for your grandparents. ”

Chen Yun listened to this and was comfortable, look at our daughter-in-law, she is cute or well-behaved, and she has not passed the door yet, she is already thinking about her brother so much.

"Who said I don't want to go, such a big thing, I have to go tomorrow even if I bomb it!" Chen Yun hurriedly said: "I don't know what our grandparents like, can you give me a suggestion?" ”

"Hmm... My grandfather likes more atmospheric calligraphy articles, and my grandmother likes to listen to operas. ”

Chen Yun has a black line, your grandfather's gift is well prepared, just wait for the pit god to go to the scene tomorrow and pretend to be a force, as for listening to the play.. What is this? My least favorite thing in my last life was opera.

Yes, let's talk about it tomorrow afternoon, my brother has a title in his body, and you are waiting for ordinary people, and you will worship if you don't bow your head!

When Chen Yiyi rode to the supermarket, she said, "Chen Yun, accompany me to the supermarket to buy something." I owe the doorman a box of cigarettes. ”

"I'll go, you still remember this, you have a good memory."

"I promised the doorman, I must do it. Let's go! ”

"Good boy, when will you fulfill your promise to give me three children?"

Chen Yiyi was stunned, true or false! He actually knew what was going on in my head during dinner that day?!

"I'm kidding you, I don't dare if you want to give birth to me. The gentleman is hard to chase, I said that if I don't touch you before marriage, I won't touch you, you don't want to seduce me. ”

"You're just springing up. Stinky Chen Yun. Chen Yiyi exhaled, scared me to death, it turned out to be a coincidence.

It is said that women are very scary when they buy things, and Chen Yun has seen it tonight. Especially women with bulging wallets.

Supermarket.

Food area on the first floor, buy, buy, buy!

Leisure area on the second floor, buy, buy, buy!

Women's clothing area on the third floor, buy and buy!

Men's wear area on the fourth floor, buy, buy, buy!

"Not bad, yes, you wear it out, you are definitely a handsome guy." Chen Yiyi looked at Chen Yun, who had been replaced by herself from beginning to end, with satisfaction, and commented.

"Your Majesty, it's good if you're happy." Chen Yun said aggrievedly: "I really have become a little white face who has been raised." ”

Back at the gate of the community, Chen Yun was dumbfounded.

"Damn, where's my car? Uncle Janitor, come out and let's talk. ”

"The car was pushed away by your mother." The doorman hasn't slept yet: "It's almost 11 o'clock, why did you come back and go to the hotel to open a room?" ”

Chen Yun: ......

Chen Yiyi: ......

Uncle, you're quite trendy, you even know this?

"Uncle, you are too impure, we just finished shopping in the supermarket, look at it, this big bag and small bag, Yiyi, this uncle is not serious. I don't give you cigarettes. ”

"Uncle is joking with you. Young man, is this your object? ”

"Needless to say, it has to be. Yiyi, called uncle. ”

"Hello uncle, this is the cigarette I bought for you, thank you for helping to look at the car."

"Hey, the little girl is so polite and beautiful, young man, you have made a lot of money, treat others well, otherwise the uncle will make you unable to go out in the future."

Chen Yun broke out in a cold sweat, and the fierce uncle couldn't be provoked.

"Yiyi, this is my songbook, you keep it for me, I wrote it in pure Ni Aowen, there may be some you can't understand, I will sing it to you slowly in the future."

"Well, I'll go back then. Good night. ”

"Good night, remember to pick me up tomorrow morning! 6 o'clock! ”

“... Good. Chen Yiyi was speechless, aren't they all men picking up women? How did it get to me, it's the other way around.

Go home.

Turn on the lights.

I knew it.

"Mom and Dad, look at it, these are all bought for you by your daughter-in-law, eat as you like, you're welcome."

Father:...

Mother:...

Looking at his son's dress, looking at the delicious food on this table, and then looking at his son's expression that he didn't feel embarrassed at all, Dad's eyelids jumped.

"Are you embarrassed?"

"Hey, look at what you're talking about, what's so embarrassing? Are you embarrassed every time my mom buys you clothes?"

"That's different."

"What's different?"

"How different do you say, how many years have I been married to your father. You've only known each other for a few days. ”

"Mom, you can't say that, I'm not poor with you, I still have something."

Since Chen Yun had a showdown with his family, he has become more and more open, and directly kicked his parents out of his house.

"Don't spend your partner's money in the future, it's not like you don't have no money. I'll put the bank card under your pillow, we can't lose face with your object. Mom shouted outside the door.

"Got it." Chen Yun replied and turned on the computer in a slippery manner.

I'm dripping, and the book review area is so neatly formed.

Yoyo brother, I bought a watch last year......

I'll rub it, which bastard is this head, hurry up and jump out, see if my brother doesn't make you a grandmaster-level dish!

"Let's make a statement first, I don't feel like everyone scolding each other, I really can't stand this unified scolding." Chen Yun muttered.

"This book declares: Because of the busy business in reality, the update time was delayed for two days, and your brother apologizes here, and the book will resume updating from tonight, and a chapter will be updated at 10 o'clock every night." OK, release.

After uploading the fourth chapter of the first volume of the Ethereal Journey, Chen Yun set all the remaining chapters to be released on a regular basis in order to prevent the time of returning home in the future from being unfixed. Not to mention the power outage at this time, even if the computer smokes, I am not afraid.

Ay? Looks like an editor applied to add me as a QQ friend last night, right? On QQ, Chen Yun found the system information. Edit 9527, passed.

"My dear brother, you finally added me as a friend!" 9527, the editor of the headquarters of Blue Sky Literature Network, cried loudly.

"Last night, well, there was a little accident, there was a power outage at home, not bad for me."

"If there is a power outage, you can use the mobile phone QQ. My brother Di, do you know how I got over these two days? I've slept for two hours, and I've been waiting for your call for the rest of the day. ”

"Uhhh I don't have a cell phone. ”

“... I'll send you one, give me the address, and I'll send it to you by express mail. ”

"No merit, forget it. What are you looking for from me? ”

"What else can I do, sign a contract, your book has exploded, and our editor-in-chief has given a death order."

"What kind of contract law, don't fool me, I'm a professional lawyer." Chen Yun frightened.

"How dare we pit you, with the current popularity of the ethereal journey, if we really pit you, you know that if we are slightly exposed, we will lose a lot of money."

"Then you and I can talk about it in detail."

"Well, you accept this signing contract, and I'll explain it to you in detail."

After receiving it, he opened the signing agreement, and Huang Ye listened to the explanation of 9527 and looked at it carefully.

"This contract is the supreme contract of Blue Sky Literature Network. Blue Sky will provide the following benefits to Supreme Authors. First, the monthly salary is 10 gold coins. Second, the revenue from the subscription of the work and the income from the reader's reward are shared between the website and the author according to the ratio of 3:7. Thirdly, the website will launch all publicity channels to promote the works of supreme authors. Fourth, Blue Sky will release fan meetings and book signings for supreme authors from time to time. The author's obligation is to keep at least one chapter updated every day. Actively cooperate with our communication plan. Adjust the relationship with readers and fans. This site will own all the intellectual property rights of all works (except copyrights) published by the author on this site. ”

Chen Yun was very happy at first, after all, the benefits were really good, but when he saw the last sentence, he frowned.

That's what you want most from your website, right?

No wonder the benefits in front are so good, it's this and that, it turns out that the focus is on the back, you want to pit me, just kidding? Who am I, I am recognized by Wolong High School - the god of pits!

You want to pit me, hehe..

["I'm a Super Player"] Chapter 31 You want to pit me, hehe.. Isn't there a feeling of excitement surging?

The author [Yoyo Your Brother] has been carefully conceiving a classic excellent work day and night [Kui Xing Ge]'s book ["I am a super player"] Chapter 31 You want to pit me, hehe.. It is a spontaneous reprint of works by powerful netizens

"I'm a Super Player" Chapter 31 Want to pit me, hehe.. I see the book here, I admire it, I don't admire our author, of course, your brother, the best should be you

Actually, I just want to ask if this book is still qualified to enter your eyes Chapter 31 of "I Am a Super Player" Want to pit me, hehe.. If it's not bad, don't be stingy with your genuine support!

Next Chapter Preview:... For PC use, please change the ID. "Chen Yun." "Your registered 'Chen Yun' ID has been used by other NPCs, please change the ID." ... "Ye Ming." "The 'Ye Ming' ID you registered has been used by other NPCs, please change the ID." ... "Your registered 'Ethereal Journey' ID is already being used by other NPCs, please change the ID." ... "Your registered 'Ethereal' ID is already being used by other NPCs, please change the ID." ...... Which shameless person used all his brother's name, are you sick! But then you are like stumping me, how is it possible. "The 'Chen Yun (Youyou Brother)' ID you registered can be used." ......

Next two chapter previews:... Pretending to be cute and pure every day, who doesn't know that you can't fight, kill and push down here! "Oh, the senior brothers and sisters of Qingyunmen are here, the junior sister has been bullied by the Tianxia Association!" "Where is it, there's a kind of going to the 1st floor of PK!" "Lao Tzu is here, just go, K won't die your grandfather and your surname!" Listening to all kinds of shouts, shouts, and provocations, Ye Ming was stunned,, is this the lock demon tower or the entrance to the game dungeon, can you still play like this? "Hey, big brother, look at that chick over there, it's so special and punctual, it's on par with the saints of our Lunatic Cult!" "Where, I'll see... Oops fuck, it's too punctual, look at the clothes are Shushan pie, tsk, this face, this body, this ass, this breasts.. Tsk tsk, can ......

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Chapter summary "Students, everyone must know the content of this political class, so I won't emphasize it anymore. I'll check it with your homeroom teacher below. I am in charge of the north two rows, and Mr. Zhang is in charge of the south two rows. "The politics teacher gets straight to the point.

There was a mourning from the audience.

"Well, teacher, let me ask, I don't have to check it, right?" Chen Yun raised his hand.

The head teacher stared at Chen Yun and said, "What do you say? Others are carrying their backs, and you give me a reverse back, and I will be punished if I am not familiar with the back! This article was written by you, you came to set an example for your classmates, and you were the first to memorize it. ”

......

"Hahaha, Chen Yun is going to die. Back upside down, I'll go. ”

"Let him trick people, finally come to retribution."

"I can't read it backwards, I memorize it backwards, the head teacher is mighty, talented!"

"It's Chen Yun who opened the door, and this breath in my heart finally came out. Refreshing! ”

Chen Yun stood up and carried his back. I want to see my brother's foreign appearance. Want to pit brother? Who is my brother, my brother is a pit god, don't regret it!

Chen Yun's previous broadcast of 'Political Transfer' is a simplified version, and the full version has more than 200 lines, which summarizes all the knowledge points in the first and second years of high school in detail, and Chen Yun just extracts the most important dozens of lines from it.

"I'm going to carry it, don't regret it." Chen Yun said: "Don't regret it! ”

"What do you regret, I think you can't recite it backwards."

"That's it, it's you who regret it now, dig your own pit and jump by yourself."

"Haha, I like the metaphor of water fish."

"Fuck off your cock, call me a water fish and I'll go head-to-head with you."

Chen Yun cleared his throat:

Look at the two to the price, look at the money and gold coin merchants

......

The above are all knowledge points, and you will not panic if you are familiar with reading and reciting the test

227 lines, the complete version of 'political transfer' was memorized by Chen Yun upside down, and the last sentence was memorized by Chen Yun.

......

The classmates are stupid again.

This political shift doesn't seem to have so many words, right? It's more than two hundred lines, what's the situation, Chen Yun is backwards, and he doesn't understand what it means at all.

The politics teacher's eyes lit up: "You are carrying it again!" ”

"That's not going to work, I'm going to have an accident on my back." Chen Yun hurriedly shook his head: "I'm done memorizing, one word is right, full marks!" I sat down. ”

The head teacher was depressed, this classmate's face was too big, and he could say such shameless words.

The political teacher didn't plan to let Chen Yun go: "Okay, you kid, keep a hand." Don't you dare to take out all of it? I can understand if others don't understand it. As long as you memorize this one, it will be difficult to fail the political exam. Students, don't memorize it yet. What Chen Yun memorized just now is the full version, which is dozens of times stronger than the current simplified effect. Do you want it? "The politics teacher was excited.

......

No one spoke.

......

Silence.

The politics teacher is so embarrassed