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The next morning, the sun was shining on the island, and the water was all reflected in a golden yellow, which was beautiful.

Yuwen Zhengji slowly crawled out of the turtle shell, and said with a smug smile: "This method of talisman armor can also be figured out by my son!" I'm a genius! ”

The turtle slowly poked its head out and glared at him, and Yuwen Zhengji subconsciously retracted again, much faster than when he crawled out.

But as soon as he thought about it, he quickly poked his head out and said to Jiang Jiang: "I have to come up with a brilliant plan today to beat this turtle to the ground!" Let it be completely defeated! ”

Although Jiang Jiang was not hopeful, he still supported him spiritually and said, "I admire your indomitable spirit very much, vice island master, come on." ”

Yuwen Zhengji was immediately arrogant when he heard this: "With my wisdom and wisdom, I will definitely be able to solve this matter perfectly, just look at it!" ”

As he was talking, he saw two birds in the treetops talking about love, and Yuwen Zhengji's head seemed to be split by a bolt of lightning, and a flash of inspiration appeared.

He jumped up for joy and said, "Haha, I've finally come up with a brilliant solution!" ”

Jiang Jiang felt that he was so startled, he was about to be scared out of heart by him.

"Island Master, how about you hear about this plan?" Yuwen Zhengji couldn't wait to pull Jiang Jiang to show his new method: "I put on that turtle shell and play a female turtle to seduce him, the turtle son!" When the time comes, let it revolve around me, desperately to please, and then I will play with its feelings arbitrarily, and finally let it be heartbroken, even suicide, so that I can take revenge without a drop of blood on my hands. ”

"Huh? Are you going to pretend to be a female turtle? Jiang Jiang felt that he didn't understand Yuwen Zhengji more and more: "First, do you know how to pretend to be a turtle to look like?" Second, how can you be sure it's a male sea turtle? ”

"Island Master Jiang, you are too stupid," Yuwen Zhengji shook his head and smacked his lips and said: "If it was a female turtle, it would have been eaten by me willingly, and it would be proud to be eaten by me, and I feel extremely happy, only the male turtle would be jealous of my Yushu Linfeng's talent and beauty, so he wouldn't let me eat it, and even bit my butt." ”

Yuwen Zhengji felt that the head of his analysis was the Tao, and he also felt that Jiang Jiang was too stupid.

Jiang Jiang received his contemptuous look, and said in his heart: Forget it, it's better to let him continue to die, it's hard to persuade the damned ghost with good words, and besides, he has to add some content to his book to be interesting.

Sure enough, Yuwen Zhengji felt that his method was really wonderful, so he immediately got some wild flowers and put them on his head, and then put on a turtle shell, and writhed and crawled next to the turtle.

Jiang Jiang felt that his eyes were going to be blind, because Yuwen was so angry that he was writhing.

"I'd better go make breakfast! Since the pot is gone, it is good to use a slate. Jiang Jiang said helplessly, what can you do when you encounter such a heartless teammate?

"Hmph, I don't believe you don't take the bait!" Yuwen Zhengji muttered: "I'm deliberately imitating the posture of the most popular girl in Ling Tian City, how can you, the turtle at the bottom of the well, ever see such a charm?" Wait for me to fascinate you, and then teach you a good lesson! ”

Jiang Jiang looked at Yuwen Zhengji, who was crawling all over the ground in a turtle shell, like a fool, and thought: If he wasn't so rich, just a person like him, no girl would be able to marry him even if she threw it in the dung pit.

"I twist, I twist, I twist!" Yu Wenzheng said as he crawled a few times, he didn't notice Jiang Jiang's contempt for him at all, and he didn't know what Jiang Jiang was thinking at this time, he was still proud of the plan he came up with, and he put it into practice seriously.

Because his ass was so high that the big turtle shell couldn't completely cover it, the big turtle, which had been motionless before, seized the opportunity, swooped out its head, and bit his ass again.

"Whew-" Yuwen Zhengji screamed, the tail note revealing a hint of hoarseness, jumped up directly from the ground, and the turtle shell was torn off.

"It's going to start again!" Jiang Jiang only felt a headache: "Why is it so worry-free?!" ”

"Island owner, island owner, hurry up and save me!" Yuwen Zhengji ran to Jiang Jiang, with some wild flowers stuck in his head and a big turtle hanging behind his buttocks.

Jiang Jiang has a feeling that his unlucky child has been in trouble outside, crying to death and coming home for help.

I had no choice but to use it again to burn the turtle's buttocks.

"When is the time for retribution, you better forget it!" Jiang Jiang really didn't want to be scared out of the heart attack: "You see that your butt has been bitten by it several times, and this turtle's butt has also been burned by fire, even if it is two clear!" ”

"No, I must not let go of this turtle grandson, I have to clean it up!" Yuwen Zheng pointed to the sky and swore an oath: "I don't believe that I can't cure it!" ”

Jiang Jiang didn't want to say anything.

"Hahahaha, now I've thought of a good idea!" Yuwen Zhengji finished breakfast and came up with an idea again: "It's too cheap to kill it, the owner of this island has decided to turn it into my mount and let it hump me to patrol this road!" In this case, it is much better than simply killing it, and carving it on its back, even if it is to take it with you when you go back later! ”

Yuwen Zhengji decided to train the big turtle as his mount, he has a hand at taming horses, but it is the first time to train turtles, let alone him, even before him, no one trained turtles.

Determined to write a new chapter in human history, Yuwen sat on top of the turtle and kicked the shell continuously. He also said with a serious matter: "From today on, you will be my mount, I will give you a name, it will be called Saitu, as long as you serve me faithfully in the future, I will not embarrass you." ”

But no matter how long he sat on it and said something, the turtle was motionless, like an old monk in meditation.

Yuwen Zhengji is starting to get bored, what is the mount called if it can't be a walk? It's just a stool at best. He had to find a way to get the turtle moving.

So he picked up a dead fish from the seashore, put it on a branch, and hung it in front of the turtle, and the turtle smelled fishy and poked its head out, but he did not let the turtle eat it.

In this way, the turtle keeps crawling forward in order to catch the fish. Yuwen Zhengji rode on the back of a turtle and felt as smooth as a boat, which was really enjoyable.

"Haha! I'm so smart! Yuwen Zhengji couldn't help but praise himself again: "It's really fun!" ”

"It would be nice to do this earlier," Jiang Jiang looked at the person and the turtle and finally harmonized: "My heart is also safe." ”

Now Yuwen Zhengji can find fun without her coaxing herself, and she has completely let herself go on this island.