The golden plate axe put the teacup back again, glanced at the elm pimple, and wisely stopped asking, and said directly: "I didn't go home last night, I went back to the allocation room, you ......" You know the reason, right?

He didn't want to be choked by the pimple again, so he immediately changed to a positive tone: "You know, the bicycle tire is out of gas, and if you walk too far, I will definitely choose the school's allocation room, which is close." ”

Xiao Zhang immediately angrily took out a foreign nail and said, "Director, I forgot to tell you that when I pushed the cart to pump up today, I found a nail under the bicycle." ”

He borrowed the director's bicycle to buy temporary supplies, and when he came back, he was fine.

When I got off work, the tires were soft, and I thought I had ridden too much and ran out of gas.

He hurriedly pushed his bicycle to the garage to cheer up, and unintentionally threw the gold plate axe at school.

Spent all the money in his pocket and patched up the bicycle tires.

When I came back from the repair, I remembered that the director was gone, and I came early today, so I naturally didn't remember this stubble.

As soon as the long arm of the gold plate axe stretched out, he immediately snatched the foreign nail, and his face was full of contempt.

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Hello everyone, I am Chu Si, you can call me Chu Chu or Sisi.

All in all, I have everything for the simple reason that I have lived for 999 lifetimes.

Actually, I don't like the author very much, because the title of my favorite book was "The Story of 999 Men and 2 Women", but the author disagreed, saying that it was not elegant, and he had to use this broken name.

I regret telling him about myself in the first place, and I signed the entrustment agreement, which is about the 1,000th scumbag I have encountered in my life.

Today, I want to tell you a story, not so much a story as an autobiography, and I want to share my story with you.

Are you thinking that I, who has lived for 999 generations, must be an old monster?

Are you thinking that this is another system that helps the host to counterattack perfectly?

Are you thinking that it could also be a bloody rebirth romance novel?

Do you want to see me die sadly, and then be reborn in the fast rhythm of slapping my face?

Ha, if you really think so, all I can say is that the water in your head is not only not dry, but also flooded!

If my sister and I are really reborn and fly away, do I still have time to talk to you here? I have long held a beautiful man and smiled proudly!

But as Sister Chu, who is reborn as a cock and explodes the sky, how can she bluff you without a few brushes?

Sister Chu's biggest golden finger is that she accidentally picked up a system.

That moth subsystem claims to be crazy and cool, and claims to be the strongest rebirth system.

That's right, it's the title of this book, I really don't understand why the author would take a fancy to this broken system and use its name as my autobiographical title?

In my opinion, it's obviously the cheapest system in history.

Do you know what the strongest respawn system is? It claims to be the most capable and can help the host come back from the dead, doesn't it feel awesome?

Ha, the children's boots who think they are awesome, go out and turn left, go straight for a hundred steps, do you see the river?

Jump in, and then you'll be able to meet that moth subsystem.

Got it? That's how I met, please make up for the rest.

Once, I was also a simple and kind little white flower, and I was also the silly white sweet you liked, and I was a kind sister who loved cats and dogs.

However, with that broken system, my sister and I are no longer the cuties next door.

What the? You say I'm a thousand-year-old witch?

Please, big brother, Sister Chu is just a little girl in her twenties.

What the? Years added together?

I know that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin, it's not me who blows, the scumbag that the old lady has met is more handsome than the handsome guys you have seen, but the old lady is still younger than you.

The old lady has no fear, do you know why? Because the old lady has a rebirth system!

Do you think all the main characters have their own halos?

Wrong, the old lady became the protagonist, but I didn't expect to die faster.

Do you think that if everyone doesn't do anything, they won't die?

Wrong, the old lady will die even if she lies down.

Since doing it is also death, and not doing it is death, it is better to .................................................................................................................. Don't do it! Save some effort.