Chapter 31: Undressing?
"Fuck your uncle!" shouted at the master. Turn around and go to the shower and change clothes.
When I entered the bathroom, I found that the open wound on my body had long been gone, and if it weren't for the trace of blood on my short sleeve, I wouldn't have found any evidence of my scars just now. After a hasty rinse, I hurried to the courtyard, because I still have a stomach full of questions from yesterday to now.
As soon as I came to the courtyard, I found that the two old men were fighting. It can't be said that there is a fight, because my master is riding on the body of the second uncle. Two hands squeezed the two hands of my second uncle. My second uncle's hands were controlled, but his feet were kicked. Chess pieces were scattered all over the ground. Both of them were covered in dirt, and each of them had a few footprints on their bodies.
"What's wrong with you two?" I was very puzzled and asked, in addition to being a little obscene to people, the master has always been kind, and this is the first time I have seen the master like this.
"This stinky shameless one, playing chess with me, stealing a cannon from Lao Tzu, was discovered by me, didn't admit it, and beat him until I admit that he didn't steal!" My second uncle responded to me while struggling.
"Where did I steal it, it was clearly you who picked it up yourself, and framed me, how could a decent gentleman like me do such a thing!" My master said stiffly.
I watched it for a while. From what I know about Master, it is definitely Master who is making trouble. When the two of us played chess, he always regretted chess, and sometimes he couldn't win and estimated that he would scatter the chessboard, and when I thought of this, I shouted: "You two get up and sit down for me!" ”
The two old men said in unison: "I'll give Xiaokang a face, and I won't demolish you." And they stood up together.
However, I admire them very much, people like them who are strict with themselves and rarely do such things. Only when the heart of nature has cultivated to a certain level can it return to its roots, and laughing and scolding like them, sometimes serious and sometimes rogue, is the real Dacheng realm. It's just that what makes me helpless is, can you restrain yourself a little in front of my child, it's like I'm watching a child!
The three of them giggled and packed up the chess. I made a pot of tea for the two of them, and sat down separately. I just began to speak out the doubts in my mind.
As Master elaborated little by little, I figured out what happened yesterday. It turns out that the so-called rivers and lakes are not clean. Although some people don't do it in the teahouse, it is not uncommon to cut off the beard halfway. That day, due to Master's deterrence, the people in the teahouse didn't know where we came from, so they didn't dare to do anything all the way, and when they were about to follow, Master casually hinted at them and found them, and they felt bored and went back. Because the people who are tracking them are all hidden kung fu and can't be easily discovered, but when my master finds out, they don't dare to cross the thunder pool before going back.
As for the medicine I just took was the essence extracted by the second uncle using sixty-three herbs combined with forging bone grass, according to the master's description, the second uncle has always loved medicine like his life, and this time he was willing to take it out for me to build a foundation, completely for the sake of the ancestor's face, but when I asked the ancestor in detail, they all tacitly changed the topic, and I didn't ask any questions. It turned out that this bone forging was just to lay a foundation for the foundation building, but the second uncle and the master would rather consume a large amount of precious medicinal materials and some life force to refine the medicine for me, and also make the foundation building a little more perfect, which made my heart extremely moved.
The second uncle's medical lineage is practiced by the art of heavenly medicine, most of the medicine refined by his hands has spirit, of course, the price is vitality, that white hair is the best proof, no matter how it is usually maintained, the loss of vitality is irreparable by manpower, even if the master and other uncles want to renew the life of the second uncle, there is no way, because he can't stand these techniques of the same sect. If he let other sects continue his life, the cause and effect to be repaid is not something he can afford, so everyone can only watch him grow old a little bit.
However, when Master told me this, he said that there was another way to make up for the vitality of the second uncle, but I didn't meet the conditions for knowing these things, so I could tell me later.
Time passed quickly, and it was not long before noon. Master took out a box. I remember that this was the box that rushed to the clouds. I was subconsciously clever. This thing seems to touch my soul.
"Look at your cowardice." My master saw me tremble for a moment, and immediately seized the opportunity to start laughing at me: "Don't say it's my apprentice like you, it's a shame, it's better to be a big girl!" ”
Before I could fight back, my uncle said, "I've dealt with it, it's okay." ”
I still trust him more, even though he looks as obscene as my master. I took the box and opened it thinking that I couldn't stand the stimulation that I didn't even look at it yesterday.
A small flower is placed on a jade plaque, which has been picked for so many years, and it still looks alive, and there is no sign of drying up at all. I picked it up and looked at it carefully, there were a total of five petals, and each of the two adjacent flowers seemed to have a raised pattern of white clouds, and there were five white clouds in total. And these five petals are white, purple, blue, red and yellow, giving people a bewitching feeling. There are also five stamens, but they have been neatly cut.
"Where's Uncle Flower?" Anyway, there are no outsiders, so I ask immediately if I have questions.
"I took it off and saved it."
"Master, what is this flower for, why is it so strange? You didn't tell me yesterday! ”
"I've only heard Chongyunhua mention it from Master, and this is the first time I've encountered it. Listen to your ancestor said, this Chongyun flower grows in the place where hell and the world meet, blooms in a hundred years, changes a color every ten years after flowering, becomes white after seventy years, and then the petals will have one more color every ten years, until these five colors grow before entering the maturity period, but if you want to maximize its effect, you need to wait for another eighty years, so that the lines of the white clouds are clear, and when the sun rises, the last drop of dew drips, and immediately cut off the flower stem with a jade piece to get this flower. I didn't expect to see it in my lifetime. My master explained to me with a sigh.
"Yes, I've only heard Master mention it, but it's a pity that this flower Chongyun Flower has seven clouds, and this one has five, but it's also rare!" My uncle also nodded.
"It's so precious, why did the Xu family give it to us?" I don't understand, just to repay the favor? I feel in my heart that they are not such simple people.
"That's because, although this flower is precious, the limit of its use is even more complicated, first of all, it must be available to people from the mountains, of course, there are many people in the mountains in the world. Secondly, there must be a medical pulse who understands heavenly medicine and ghost acupuncture to assist. in order to play an effective role. Uncle Shi looked at me playfully and explained to me, which made me feel a little hairy.
"Don't look at it, hurry up and undress and get ready to enjoy!" My master kicked me and said, I must be retaliating for kicking this thing for not helping him beat the second uncle just now, and I know better than anyone else what he thinks.
"Do you have to take off your clothes after taking medicine?" Let me take it off, and I won't take it off.
"Well-off, you really can't eat if you don't take it off." My second uncle also became serious.
Before I could say anything, a cold air instantly spread from the center of my foot to the Heavenly Spirit Gai. Because I see. Uncle Shi opened another box, and there was a row of needles about 20 centimeters long, glowing with blue light, as if to say to me, "You are dead!" ”