Chapter 062: Masked Paper, Stumbling Rope

||->-> Chapter 62 of the text masked paper, stumbling rope

A fat man in his fifties stepped forward, presumably the leader here.

He sorted out his words first, coughed twice, and then pointed to the female corpse on the ground and said, "This was sent by the civil affairs department this afternoon, and it was less than two hours." The deceased was a peasant woman in the suburbs, who committed suicide by drinking pesticides because she was angry with her husband, and was not rescued, which is very regrettable. ”

"I know I didn't rescue it, and if I did, I wouldn't be here!" Ding Ermiao interrupted him angrily.

In the Celestial Empire in China, even the big sesame officials like to talk nonsense, and Zhen Huan is more than Zhen Huan. It seems that if you don't talk nonsense, you don't look like an official.

The fat man's face was red, and he didn't dare to talk back, and pointed to a short man next to him, and said to Ding Ermiao: "This is the new worker Zhao Hai, in the afternoon, he went to transport the body with the civil affairs department." ”

The dwarf nodded and introduced the situation to Ding Ermiao.

The matter is very simple, the farmer family originally planned to bury the dead secretly, but was reported by the villagers. After the civil affairs department got the news, they sent staff to do the work, and after some entanglement, even coaxed and deceived? Ten thousand? Book? Right? wanshuba.com intimidation of the novel, the woman was finally "snatched" out and dragged to the crematorium.

Cremation is now advocated, burial is not allowed, and the policy is so.

Because the ideological work of the families of the deceased has not yet been completely completed. Therefore, the civil affairs department decided to postpone the cremation for a day or two, so they put the deceased on the morgue bed, and did not use a body bag, but directly covered it with a white cloth.

This is also the reason why the deceased was able to stand quietly behind Lin Xiruo after he deceived the corpse. If it was in a body bag, she would naturally make a noise when she broke out of the bag.

Ding Ermiao glared at the dwarf employee and asked, "Was the deceased's face covered with a piece of yellow paper at that time?" And her feet, are they climbing the red line? Is there a piece of ploughshare iron pressed on her belly? ”

The dwarf was stunned for a moment, thought for a while and said, "That's the case, there are these things." But later, the family members of the deceased stopped us by pulling and crying, and when the body was carried out, those things were torn off......"

Ding Ermiao already knew the situation, so he stopped asking, and said to the fat leader: "It's okay, ask someone to clean the morgue." I'll arrange it again, and this deceased won't cheat the corpse anymore. ”

Pulling out a rune paper from his backpack, Ding Ermiao drew a rune in the morgue, folded it into a square, and stuffed it into the mouth of the female corpse. Workers then had the female corpse carried onto the morgue bed, and rearranged the stumbling ropes, masking paper, and mortar.

After packing up their things, Ding Ermiao and Lin Xiruo walked out of the morgue. After all this tossing, it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening.

In the courtyard of the funeral home, the fat leader stopped Ding Ermiao with a smile on his face, and asked, "May I ask this ...... Friend, will that female corpse turn into a demon or something? What if she haunts her again? ”

"Nonsense." Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said: "You are a state functionary, you have to believe in science, you have to be a staunch atheist, you say, what ghosts are there in the world?!" ”

"Ah......?" The fat man never expected Ding Ermiao to say this, and asked dumbfoundedly: "If there is no ghost, then how can you explain the ...... of the corpse just now?" ”

Ding Ermiao touched his chin with his hand and said unhurriedly:

"Scam corpses, also known as walking corpses or raising corpses, many years ago, science cracked this phenomenon. It is nothing more than a change in the magnetic field environment around the deceased, which causes the induction ...... of the magnetic field in the deceased's body. At this time, the magnetic field induction causes an electrostatic reaction. Stimulated by an electrostatic reaction, the corpse can move around. ”

"That's ......." The fat man muttered: "But why can a broom overcome the corpse?" ”

"Brooms are used to sweep the floor, and the ground is the heaviest. With a broom, the static electricity on the corpse will be eliminated by the earth qi. Hey...... it's like when you take off your sweater in winter and spark and blow up, that's static electricity. If you roll twice on the ground before undressing, there will be no static electricity when you take off your clothes. ”

Ding Ermiao taught people tirelessly, step by step: "So the wire is also divided into live wire and ground wire, which is this principle." Without the ground wire, the line of fire will be the blame! ”

The fat man saw the blue sky like a cloud, and suddenly brightened: "So that's the case!" I'll just say, there are no ghosts in this world! ”

"Hey, that's right! Be firm in your faith. Ding Ermiao patted the fat man's shoulder angrily and asked, "Where is the sink?" I'm going to wash my hands. ”

When Ding Ermiao and Lin Xiruo came out after washing their hands and retreated quietly, they saw the fat leader standing in the courtyard, shy, gathering all the employees on duty, and educating them with righteous words:

"There are no ghosts in this world! Everyone should be firm in their beliefs, don't follow the crowd, and don't scare yourself! The corpse fraud just now, many years ago, science cracked this phenomenon. It is nothing more than a change in the magnetic field environment around the deceased, which causes the magnetic field in the deceased's body to be induced......"

Ding Ermiao Lin Xiruo glanced at each other, and at the same time. This fat man has a really good memory, and he actually memorized Ding Ermiao's lines just now, word for word.

Walking out of the door of the funeral home, Lin Xiruo drove the car and asked, "Where are you going now?" ”

"Go get something to eat, sister, I'm starving!" Ding Ermiao rubbed his stomach with a pitiful face.

Lin Xiruo nodded: "Okay, I'm scared enough today, find a place and have a glass of wine to suppress the shock!" ”

The Buick drove into the bustling city, Lin Xiruo found a food stall on the side of the road, ordered two stir-fried vegetables, two roasted vegetables, a few skewers of barbecue, asked for half a dozen beers, and started eating.

"Ermiao, the science you said to the fat man is all fooling, right? It's funny...... a disciple of Maoshan who talks about science with others. Lin Xiruo raised his glass.

"It's not exactly a fool, that's the reason for the corpse." Ding Ermiao also picked up his wine glass:

"My master said that whether it is science or superstition, it is actually a kind of faith. When a person has faith in his heart, he will live calmly. So no matter what, it's better for that fat man to believe me than not to believe me. ”

Lin Xiruo drank the wine in the glass, frowned and thought for a long time before slowly saying: "It makes sense and is philosophical. Even ......, it's a bit zen. ”

Ding Ermiao laughed, and was about to continue to talk about philosophical and Zen topics, but the mobile phone rang. When I took it out and looked at it, Wan Shugao called.

"Brother Ermiao, it's midnight now, why haven't you come back yet? Which girl are you with? Wan Shugao complained on the phone: "If you don't come back to preside over the overall situation, Li Weinian and I don't know what to do, we don't dare to go on patrol, and we don't dare to sleep......"

"It's not midnight yet, it's only nine o'clock, what's your name?!"

This call came at an inopportune time, it was too bad for the atmosphere. Ding Ermiao vented his anger on his mobile phone and said to the phone:

"It's you who don't dare to patrol, and it definitely won't be Li Weinian! You tell Li Weinian, don't go on patrol now, just stay in the room, and wait for me to come back. I ate out and came back on time before twelve o'clock. ”

"Okay......"

On the other end of the phone, in the temporary board room at the construction site of the Water Home Project, Wan Shugao hung up the phone and said to Li Weinian and the security guards in the house: "Brother Ermiao said, everyone stays in the room, plays when you want, and sleeps when you want." But there is one thing, don't go out. ”

Li Weinian stood up and said to Wan Shugao: "Brother Wan, I'll go to the duty room at the gate, and you wait for Brother Ermiao here." ”

This Brother Wan, to the ears of Wan Shugao, is simply the sound of heaven in the world, the most beautiful singing, and the most beautiful words! He suddenly stood up and beckoned Li Weinian and the others.

"Brother Li, wait! Uh, this ...... The gate, in feng shui, ......, that, is very important. A husband should be in a position that is not open! ”

Wan Shugao also drank wine at night, and at this time his vanity was inflated, and he was encountering such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to brag, and he was even more eloquent:

"You**mortal, in case of any situation, how to deal with it? Since Brother Er Miao didn't come back, then ...... The location of the gate should be taken care of by me! You and I...... Although I am not talented, but ordinary ghosts don't dare to get close to me! Leave the brethren in the office, and I will accompany you to the duty room where the gate is. If there's any monster, I'll call him come and go!" ”

As he spoke, Wan Shugao raised his head and chested, opened the door first, and stepped out of Li Weinian's office......

A gust of evening wind blew, Wan Shu raised his eyes to look at the sky, and took a step back: "Rub, why is it cloudy?" ”