Chapter 16: Knocking Out the Alliance (Part I)

"Cheer me up! Hear me! Li Ye sat on the Taishi chair and cheered everyone on. Today's trip is just a small fight league, all for me to remember, enjoy yourself, don't have to keep your hands behind. ”

"Childe, will you only set up a ring tomorrow? Won't it be criticized if we go now? "Chen Hai is an old Jianghu, and he attaches great importance to the rules in the rivers and lakes.

"He's going to fight us? Why do you despise yourself so much? We're not here to fight! Leave the fight to the mediocrity, we are going to smash the field! Li Ye said bluntly. A group of gringos, if you fight, you will fight, your original martial arts sect, the swing of the provinces, will you fight? Aren't they all under the stick, how did I lose my share when I went up to smash the field in an open and honest way? ”

"However, they are gringos......" Chen Hai retorted in a low voice.

"What's wrong with the gringos, the gringos aren't one eye and one mouth? You're going to fight in the nest! Remember to me, what annoys me Li Ye the most is not fighting in the nest, you can fight in the nest, I don't object, but whenever there is an external force involved, you must first fight outside, and then settle inside! "Li Ye is angry, the nest is very strong, and he will be cowardly as soon as he gets outside, this is the destruction of China after a hundred years of backwardness.

"You remember, gringos are also people, if they are people, they have weaknesses, they are good and bad, I hope you can distinguish the people around you by character, morality, and law, not nationality, besides, my friend Li Ye is not cheap enough to use nationality to distinguish people, if you see a bad pus-shedding gringo in the future, just behead it, if someone is looking for trouble, come back to me, I will give you a head!" Li Ye said something, and everyone was enthusiastic.

"Let's go!" Li Ye beckoned, and everyone followed behind Li Ye.

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"We, the Fighting League, are the pride of the Eagle Nation! It is a good medicine for the backward and dilapidated Eastern world in the Western world! The translator pinched his sweat and carefully translated.

The Fighting League sat in a row, and more than a dozen people were staggering, full of ruffianism.

There was a foreign reporter at the bottom, who listened to the words of the translator, was very dissatisfied, and stepped forward and whispered a few times with the boss of the alliance, the boss ran to the translator angrily, slapped him, and the foreign reporter held his head high and said contemptuously: "You, get out, I'll translate!" ”

"Gurgling, Falk Squid!" The boss muttered for a long time, the reporter nodded at him, and said to the media below: "The translator didn't translate right just now, now replace me!" ”

"Sick men of East Asia, your kung fu is like a woman dancing, weak and powerless, we are not here to communicate with you, because you are not worthy! I'm just here to teach you what a real fist is! The reporter proudly translated.

"I heard that you have a national art that has been very popular recently, don't worry, you can fly, and I will also pull you down and tear you apart, because you are garbage!" The boss of the alliance snatched the host's microphone and asked the reporter to translate while roaring.

The foreign reporters in the audience applauded one after another, while the Chinese reporters exchanged their heads and talked one after another, and there was an uproar.

"I heard that you like to burn incense in fights, and I fulfill your little wish, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to beat you to death, and the incense will be burned, so I can't do it if I don't feel good, so I have prepared my special incense for you!"

As he spoke, he took out a thigh-thick and one-meter-high incense from under the table, and said jokingly: "This is thick enough with incense, like us, and your Huaxia kind is thin and small, just like you Chinese men!" ”

"Isn't this incense special? It's perfect for me! Li Ye's voice came from the back of the venue, reporters, and fighters looked behind, and Li Ye and his party appeared in everyone's eyes.

"Who are you?" The reporter translated.

"You don't need a translator, you just translate our conversation, I'll talk to him myself!" Li Ye had a beautiful London accent, which amazed the audience.

"Your English is very good, I am very optimistic about you, I know what is good, I think you should not be too soft in a fight with you!" The boss is not a fool, digging a tunnel for Li Ye.

"My English is naturally good, when I first came into contact with this language, I was shocked, how can there be such a simple language, simple and rude, just like oil provoking Si b, really rough and low, I didn't expect that I didn't learn Chinese well for half a lifetime, and when I encountered such a simple language, I learned it in three or two days!" Not to be outdone, Li Ye returned the salute.

"I don't have this kind of meaningless argument with you, just say, when do you want to die?" The boss didn't continue the topic, and stared at Li Ye viciously and said.

"When did I say I was going to fight you?" Li Ye said to him jokingly.

"Fake, you yellow-skinned monkey, are you playing tricks on you?" The old man's head was about to explode, and he wanted to tear Li Ye apart now.

"Silly big man, do you know who I am?" Li Ye smiled and put on an indifferent look. "Dare you be so rude to me!"

"Who are you?" The boss squinted his eyes, a little unsure of Li Ye, and asked.

"I'm Laijing's handle, are you going to set up the ring and pay protection money?" Li Ye slapped the table, the table almost fell apart, blew his beard, and roared with glaring.

"What's that?" The boss was baffled by Li Ye's remarks.

"Protection fees, cleaning fees, the government still has to register, the martial arts association registration, reporting, and, the national art is carried forward by me, the kind of national art you said, I passed it on, you just used it in public, do you have to pay for the use?" Li Ye was like a machine gun, and a lot of words suddenly appeared that the boss didn't understand, many of which were made up by Li Ye.

"Please tell me what you mean?" The boss suppressed the fire in his heart and asked in a low voice.

"I said, if you come to Laijing to fight, you have to abide by the rules of our side, set up the ring, report to the government, pay the stage fee, venue fee, and go to the martial arts association to register, write the life and death certificate, record the life and death video, and then our people here can fight with you!" Li Ye said slowly, his face full of banter, his face full of indifference, deeply stabbing the boss's heart.

"Are you here to find fault?" A fighting league member next to him couldn't stand it anymore and slapped the table and said.

"You just saw that?" Li Ye's eyes widened as if he suddenly realized, and said to them.

"Give it to me, unload their arms, this kind of wild way, what kind of national champion, one man and one arm, I said, Jesus can't keep it!" Li Ye patted his chest and said to several people in the audience.

"Yes, Childe, left and right?"

"Wipe their butts on the left and right!"