As soon as Ah Hao entered the door with two fishes, he saw a Taoist playing Tai Chi and refining his body.

He cushioned his feet, for fear that Yimei Daoist would find out that he was coming back late, and was just about to sneak into the kitchen, Yimei Daoist turned his back to him and asked, "Ah Hao, what time is it?" ”

"Master" Ah Hao lowered his head, watching the Yimei Daoist tighten his fists and breathe, his heartbeat was like a fast horse's hooves, gurgling.

"What about the fish I asked you to buy?"

"Well, the master is here!"

Ah Hao hurriedly handed the fish over.

These two fish are at least half a tael heavier than the one Ah Hao bought in the morning, and they look like the meat is fat and tender, and they have to swim in good water to raise this good fish.

The quality is also the specification of the big restaurants in the provincial capital.

Yimei Daoist took the fish and glanced at it.

"The fins don't move, the tail doesn't shake, and if the mouth doesn't move, I think it's a dead fish."

"Master, I've been buying this fish for an hour, and it's good to be alive now."

"You still have the face to say!"

Yimei Daoist carried the straw rope and weighed it up and down, and handed the fish to Ah Hao, "What are you doing in a daze, don't go quickly!" ”

"Huh? Oh! Good! ”

Ah Hao nodded continuously, secretly rejoicing in his heart to escape, took the fish and lowered his waist, and ran into the kitchen with broken steps.

"Gollum~"

Yimei Daoren's face stiffened, he looked at no one left and right, gently pressed his belly through his clothes, and entered the house to drink tea with a dry cough.

As soon as Hao entered the kitchen, the fish rested in the wooden basin on the stove, sniffing a slight smell of corpse.

"You stinky boy, gloating!"

When you open the firewood, isn't it a little zombie hiding behind the firewood and laughing.

"Hurry up and help me light the fire, I have to make fish soup for the master!"

"Humph!" The little zombie turned his head and clasped his hands in front of his chest.

"Hey, okay, okay, you kid, I'm begging you"

Ah Hao said: "The master treats you like a son, and you don't want to see him hungry, right?" ”

"Tsk?" The little zombie's pale face hesitated.

"Alright, alright, don't hesitate!"

Ah Hao picked up the little zombie and joined his cooking team.

…………

Thirteen miles south of Fugui Town, there is a locust forest.

The locust grove is luxuriant, and there is no sunlight during the day, and the air is cloudy.

The river water, which Fugui Town calls "the river within the river", runs through the locust forest.

The stream is clear, there is a tombstone lying on the bank, the green moss climbs up the tombstone of "Ma Linxiang", the grave is filled with a pit and is an empty grave.

Crows and wild cats and wild dogs love to hang out in the locust woods.

He Cheng, a zombie holding an umbrella, finally found a shady place in the middle of the night, and the sun above his head was not illuminated by the locust tree through the sun.

He Cheng lost his umbrella, untied his black shirt and robe, and jumped into the river.

Explode a big handful of splashes.

Zombies, afraid of water, flying zombies and the flow of water do not enter.

It can be said that there are few people in the world who jump into the water like him.

He Cheng happens to be not an ordinary zombie, zombie nature is entangled with rationality, and rationality often prevails.

The river was wet, and the white hairs on the body, the dirty blood, the scorched black hair, and the dead insect corpses hanging on were all thrown off.

It's not that he loves cleanliness much, there is blood on his face, and it is not so easy for him to pretend to be alive during the day.

Dirty blood and dirt drift downstream of the water.

A small fry ate dirty blood, and after a while, turned white.

Another big fish ate the small fry, and the tail flicked stiffly, and the frozen fish caught by the winter chiseled through the ice.

More and more things in the water devoured each other, touching the booty washed off He Cheng's body.

The corpse poison touches the water, the toxicity is weakened, and few fish will die.

But more and more "zombie fish" are flowing downstream along the river.

……

"Master, the fish soup is here~"

"What about Master Fang?"

Ah Hao entered the hall with breakfast, and the round table with the painting "Chu River Han Boundary" was placed in the middle of the hall.

"Stomach trouble, his aunt seems to have caught a fish last night and told him to eat, and he has been having stomach trouble since he came back this morning"

"He deserves it, who let him not know to bring some to the master?"

"I'm not that picky!" One eyebrow and the eyes of the Daoist were wide, and there was a fast knife hidden under the half-drooping/pulling eyelids that were opened, and Ah Hao shrank his head in fright.

A chair with a backrest was placed on the north seat, and a person with an eyebrow sat down, just grabbed the cigarette pouch, and the little zombie grabbed the foreign fire very neatly and lit a cigarette.

"Alas, if my apprentice is half as clever as you, I will have no regrets even if I fall into the ground."

Yimei Taoist grabbed the red persimmon and sent it to the little zombie's mouth,

"Twitter, twitter"

The white corpse teeth punctured the tomatoes, and the juice was instantly sucked clean.

"If you are like this guy, you are so good to us, and you give us your salary every month, and we will honor you well......" Ah Hao muttered in a low voice to serve soup and rice.

"You two idle boys, if you have money, you will definitely go out to be a demon, I will help you manage the money for your good"

Yimei Daoren put down his cigarette pouch, grabbed his chopsticks and said, "Eat, eat"

Yimei Taoist naturally does not covet the salary of the apprentice, he helps the apprentice save money, and when the apprentices don't want to do this business, these wages are their family foundation when they want to start a family.

It's enough to build a new house and do a small business.

"The fish did well today"

Yimei nodded, scooped a spoon and put it in his mouth.

"Hey, master, if you want to eat, I'll continue to make it for you tomorrow."

"Aren't you the most troublesome to run errands and buy fish?"

The first eyebrow is raised upwards at the end of the left eyebrow, secretly doubting the apprentice's transformation.

"No, master, filial piety is a must, if you want to eat fish, I'll buy it for you."

Ah Hao took two mouthfuls of rice, didn't look at the fish soup, and concentrated on fighting with the white radish.

There are really some good things for the master to eat.

"I'm relieved if you think so," Yimei nodded with satisfaction: "Eat fish soup"

"Thank you, master!" Master Ah Haozhi had a hard mouth and a soft heart, and sandwiched a piece of fish.

"Ouch, ouch"

Ah Fang crossed the threshold of the hall with his stomach in his hands, and sat on the round stool.

It still stinks from its body.

"Master~"

After saying hello, Ah Fang picked up his rice bowl.

The chopsticks were snatched away by Ah Hao, he proudly picked up the fish and shook it in front of Ah Fang's eyes, "You are all like this, and you still eat?" ”

"Of course you have to make it back!"

"Poof~~~!"

The melodious stench rushed to the dinner table, Ah Hao immediately retched, the fish didn't dare to eat, and the people frowned.

"Ah Fang, otherwise you won't eat it"

"Master~" Ah Fang put down his chopsticks with a sad face, his brows suddenly knotted, and he covered his stomach and said, "I'll go to the thatched house first"

"Eating with stinky farts, isn't it disgusting" Ah Hao made a pu fan with his right hand and fanned the tip of his nose.

He snorted suddenly: "Why does it stink so much?" It stinks even better than just now! ”

Yimeidaoren's face stiffened, and he put down his chopsticks and stood up as if nothing happened, saying, "Ah Hao, I've eaten well, you eat slowly"

"Huh? Isn't this fish all cheap for me? Thank you, master! As soon as Ah Hao picked up a small pot of fish soup and put it in front of him, he heard a melodious fart sound from behind the eyebrows who walked to the door of the hall, "Puff, porpo——! ”

"Ah Fang, I want to go to the thatched house, come out quickly!"

More than half an hour later, the prostration of the eyebrows, the apprentice Ah Fang sat down on the table, and he didn't dare to take a step without tightening the belt of his trousers, for fear that his pants would fall off when he walked.

"Master, Ah Fang, are you all right?" asked Ah Hao with some concern.

"One eyebrow! One eyebrow is long! ”

"In the village, more than half of the people in the neighboring villages have stomach troubles, you know some medical skills in this neighborhood, hurry up and save people!"

It was the village chief who came in with a trouser belt and almost trampled the chick to death.

"Tummy? Did you eat fish? ”

"That's right," the village chief nodded and admitted: "In the past two days, stupid fish have been falling downstream, and everyone in the village has fished them."

"Fish caught for nothing?"

Yimei Daoist turned his head to look at Ah Hao, and now he understood what Ah Hao, who had nothing to do, wanted to do.

Ah Hao learns and shrinks his head in the squeaky nest.

"Humph!"

Yimei Daoist said: "In my opinion, fish meat is poisonous!" It's the water source that's wrong."

…………

"Whoa!!" He Cheng broke through the water.

Umbrella continued to hurry, it was only a dozen miles, if the ninth uncle or the witch had both hands free and made up their minds to hunt him down, it would be difficult for him to escape.