Chapter 37: The Extreme of Superficiality
"I didn't expect this dead fat man to really have a girl to take a fancy to, and he was so desperately loyal." Kara muttered as she looked at Ruth's love letter to James. Ruth, the well-known brothel in the Buluo Fortress, has countless suitors, and many admirers do not hesitate to spend huge sums of money in order to become a guest of the scene.
"The letter is written with affection, and the husband is full of affection. It's just that I don't know whether this letter is wholesale or retail, and it is not impossible if all the sons and brothers have a copy. Mihawk chuckled.
"If it's me Andrew, it's possible?"
"If it were you, I'm afraid that you would be emptied of your net worth before you entered the garden."
Quirrell waved his hand to stop the laughing crowd, "It's dawn if you laugh again, what are we going to do with this letter and that idiot?" β
Mihawk groaned: "Since he thinks that we are sent by the Wayne family, and it is not small to think that this Wayne is also a small matter, then we will be wrong, and we are happy to have someone take the blame." I'll imitate the handwriting and write a fucking love letter for this Jones to send. β
Andrew wondered, "But won't this Jones tell James that the letter was dropped?" β
Quirrell smiled, "Of course I will, so I have to trouble our handwriting master to imitate the tone of this letter in a clumsy way, so that our grandmother will think it's fake when she sees it." β
Quirrell put down Jones, who had lost half his life, and threatened, "Do you know what to say when you go back?" β
Jones said: "I know, I know, I know, I know, I have never met the uncles of the Wayne family, but I got lost, so I came back late." β
Andrew squinted and said, "What did you say?" β
Jones hurriedly said, "Yes, yes... It was the little one who met the people of the Devon family on the road, and was bullied by them, so he returned late. β
Quirrell was satisfied, "That's right, I know you're a smart man, brother." We are all working for people, but there is no need to really fight for our lives, as long as you are obedient, my Wayne family will not treat you lightly in the future. With that, he gave Mihawk a look.
Mihawk added a few more strokes to the key parts of the letter and stuffed it into Jones's arms, and said, "How offended tonight, brother, you can take the letter back and return to your life." He patted Jones on the shoulder and signaled that he could go, how dare Jones stay, the three souls were gone, and the girl ran away without a trace.
The four of them returned to the camp with a laugh.
James slapped the table and said angrily: "That little bastard who went to his uncle's Wayne's house, did he dare to touch my people and beat the dog without looking at the owner?" β
Jones echoed: "Yes, this group of people is simply lawless, I reported the name of the young master as soon as possible, and they shouted. . . Clamor ... β
"Hmph, I think it's just a fat pig, the second ancestor or something, what new tricks can that group of people come up with? I don't look in the mirror to see what I really look like. β
At this time, a person behind James said: "Jones, how can you be sure that it is the people of the Wayne family, but there are many people who are jealous of the young master and Ruth, how do you see it, but what evidence is there?" Don't let people be knives and come out for no reason. β
James was obviously extremely convinced of this person, and actually suppressed his anger, nodded and said: "Sir is right, Jones, you explain the whole process in detail, especially the part that was exposed by you." β
Jones was sweating like rain at this time, only then did he find that he had no evidence to prove the origin of the four people, but it was difficult to ride a tiger at this time, if he said that he was not sure of the origin of these people, he was afraid that the young master would be crazy on the spot, and he had an idea, and said hard: "Those people did not admit that they were the Wayne family, but also said that they belonged to the Devon family, and knew that the little one was going to get a letter from the young master, and forcibly searched the letter from Miss Ruth to the young master. Then he took out the altered letter and presented it to James.
James didn't answer the letter, but the tall and thin man behind him stretched out his hand, took the letter away and looked at it: "This letter young master doesn't need to read it, it's just that the fate has ended, and he hasn't taken a fancy to the young master, don't contact him again, his heart belongs to the kid from the Devon family." It's just that this person's imitation of Miss Ruth's handwriting is extremely naΓ―ve, and he can't even call it a mere form, and his sentences are vulgar and unliterate, and I think it was forcibly copied by a rough man from the ranks. After that, he snorted disdainfully: "With this little trick, I actually dare to use an axe to sow discord." β
James said: "Hmph, what a big dog guts, he actually calculated it on the master's head." Then he turned to Jones and said, "How did you find out that these people are not Devon's?" β
After Jones made up the first lie, he was much more relaxed, and at this time he made a mistake and said: "When the little one saw that they claimed to be the Devon family, he secretly thought that if he wanted to provoke the relationship between the young master and Miss Ruth, how could it be so clumsy and superficial, and nine times out of ten others pretended to be, and then from the accent and body shape, one of them was similar to a thug in the Wayne family, so he gave it a try, these people were obviously confused, and hesitated to say a few words like the little Wayne's family can afford to use the uncle, and the little one came back to inform the young master how insidious they were in order to save his life." , so he didn't compete with it, so he had to pretend to be submissive. They let the little one go, and stuffed this fake letter to the little one, so that I would treat it as if nothing had happened and present it to the young master, but how could the little one be frightened by a few threatening words and a beating, and they came to inform the young master as soon as possible. Almost not a word in the whole paragraph is true, but he said that he was improvised, clever, intelligent, and endured humiliation.
James nodded and said, "Well done, I've worked hard for you tonight, let's go down and rest first, your reward is indispensable, hum." James sneered a few times and said, "Let the Wayne family, a bastard who doesn't know whether to live or die, know that Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with." β
The tall and thin figure said: "If the young master wants to get angry, it is extremely simple, and if you have an idea, the young master can listen to it first." β
Andrew hadn't turned his mind yet, and wondered: "Mihawk, you can imitate handwriting just by reading it once?" Won't it be seen? β
"Of course I'm not that good, and if I want to imitate a few times out of ten, it will take a day or two of practice. The letter I just wrote, as long as you have a little knowledge and are not blind, can see at a glance that it is false. β
"So how do you make them kill each other? Isn't it obvious at a glance that everyone can't be Jones's kind of egg-coward. β
Quirrell put his arm around Andrew's shoulders and said, "You'll see in a few days, the more flawed the traps, the more self-righteous beasts can jump in, let's sit back and wait for the show." β
Carla said excitedly: "I'll go and find out where this Wayne and Devon family come from at dawn to see if I can teach this dead fat man a good lesson." β