The sudden sound in the darkness startled the two, and they were relieved only when the owner of the voice approached. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother Gao, it turned out to be you. But it scares me to death, you don't know that people are scary, scared to death. ”

"Look at your weak heart, did you do something bad for me to catch." The person who came was none other than the dog-headed military advisor Gao Yu.

"How come, my yellow fat man has always been above board, so he won't do things like stealing chickens and touching dogs. Are you jealous that I only give Lianlian water to drink, don't worry, I still have it here, give! The fat man was very generous, but Gao Yu didn't reach out to take it, but looked at him with a smile.

This made Huang Fatzi's outstretched hand in the air a little embarrassed, and he didn't understand what Gao Yu meant by doing this, so he couldn't help but say: "What's the matter, brother, I haven't drunk this bottle of water, and I haven't opened it yet." ”

"You should be glad you didn't drink it, otherwise the gods would be unable to save it."

"Huh? Dude, what do you mean? ”

"Have you forgotten how the normal people in the movie suddenly became zombies? And it's not all because of drinking contaminated water! ”

"No, I'm still drinking water today, are you okay?" Although Tang Xiaolian didn't watch the movie, she understood that Gao Yu was saying that there was something in the water that could turn people into zombies, but when she thought that she was standing here, she hurriedly asked.

"Of course, there is no problem with the water here in the famous capital, otherwise the people here would have been infected a long time ago. But there was something wrong with that bottle of water! ”

"Why, this is bottled mineral water, it hasn't been opened yet, what... Speaking of which, Huang Fatzi suddenly thought of a scene in the movie, where several people who drank in the barbecue restaurant took the lead in turning into zombies, and the wine they drank seemed to be "Cantonese pulp pure brewing", which was a famous beer in southern Guangdong Province, brewed with mountain springs, and had been selling well for thirty or forty years.

Thinking of this, he looked at the manufacturer of the bottle of mineral water in his hand: Lebao Beverage Company in Yuezhou City, Southern Guangdong Province. Tang Xiaolian also followed his gaze carefully, and was so frightened that the bottle in her hand fell.

"Now you understand, right? I also found a few bottles of this brand of mineral water just now, but I didn't dare to drink it. I didn't expect you to be so bold. Gao Yu smiled evilly.

The fat man was so frightened that his back was cold, but fortunately, after he found these bottles of mineral water, he immediately thought about coming to Tang Xiaolian to offer treasures, so he didn't care about taking a sip, otherwise he would really die and didn't know how to die. Although Gao Yu's tone was teasing him, he did save his life.

"Oh, brother, brother really wants to thank you, or this time it's a corpse with two lives."

This sentence amused Gao Yu, this fat man is really interesting, he doesn't know how to use idioms and likes to use it blindly, one corpse and two lives are obviously pregnant women, he just used it to describe him and Tang Xiaolian, if Tang Xiaolian has such a fat son as him, I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

"Fatty, don't bring this. Anyway, I also saved your life, you call everyone else brother, and to me is the brother who comes to the brother, are you very big? Gao Yu liked this fat man a little and decided to tease him again.

The fat man looked at Tang Xiaolian in embarrassment, then at Gao Yu, and said slowly: "This age. . . Does age really matter? ”

"What do you think, I see that you have fine skin and tender meat, even if you are older, you are not a few years older than me, maybe you are still younger than me. Let's be honest, how old are you? ”

"Thirty ... Thirty-five... ”

"What?" This can surprise Gao Yu, this guy Huang Fat is as white and tender as a little girl, how can he be thirty-five, isn't that older than Lu Ming, I really didn't see it at all. "You brag, didn't you say that your grandfather is only in his seventies this year? How could you be thirty-five! Gao Yu is very sophisticated, and he quickly discovered the unreasonable.

"Brother, I really didn't lie to you, my grandfather had my father since he was eighteen, and my father had me since he was eighteen, so...

Gao Yu is really speechless, this family is too violent, especially his grandfather and his father are too powerful, they have children at the age of eighteen, and they just went to college when they were eighteen, thinking of this, Gao Yu couldn't help asking: "My fat brother, how many children do you have now, and the oldest ones won't all be in their teens." ”

The fat man looked a little twisted at this time, and it took a long time before he replied: "Don't talk nonsense, I... I'm still a virgin. As she spoke, she glanced at Tang Xiaolian, and Tang Xiaolian couldn't help blushing and lowered her head shyly.

"How is it possible, didn't you say before that all the girls in the village like to look for you...

"When they asked me to discuss some literary knowledge, they all admired my talent." Before Gao Yu finished speaking, the fat man Huang rushed over and covered his mouth, explained loudly, and whispered in Gao Yu's ear: "Little brother, don't take such a demolition of my brother's platform, it's not easy for my brother to find someone who catches his eye." ”

"Brother Gao, what about the water? Are we running out of drinks now? Fortunately, Tang Xiaolian diverted the topic at this time, which made the fat man feel relieved.

Gao Yu knocked off the fat man's hand covering his mouth, took out a new bottle of mineral water from behind him and handed it to her: "Drink it, there is absolutely no problem with this bottle." ”

Of course, there is no problem with this bottle of water, this is taken out of Gao Yu's [Treasure Bag], and the mineral water in twenty years will definitely not be infected.

However, his hand scared Huang Fatzi, because he was really looking at Gao Yu's side, Gao Yu obviously didn't have anything in his hand before, but in a blink of an eye, he suddenly had an extra bottle of water out of thin air.

Huang Fat Man really wanted to shout, are you people immortals or monsters, this is making a mythological movie. Of course, these words were nothing more than complaints, but they strengthened his determination to follow Lu Ming and the others.

"Okay, let's rest for a while, I guess I'll be leaving in a while. Don't touch anything, especially food, I will arrange it uniformly. After a few reminders, Gao Yu found a place to rest.

For a while, only Huang Fatzi and Tang Xiaolian were left, different from the time when they first came into contact, but now the relationship between the two seems a little delicate.

Finally, it was Tang Xiaolian who took the lead in speaking: "Uncle Huang, thank you." If you hadn't interceded for me, I wouldn't have known where to go. I can't repay the previous life-saving grace, and I will definitely set up a permanent card at home when I have the opportunity to pray for the blessing of the gods and Buddhas in the sky. ”

"Hahaha, oops, there's nothing, it's all what I'm supposed to do, I... Wait, what did you just call me? Yellow.. Uncle Huang? "The fat man Huang was about to cry, why did he suddenly become an uncle.

"I'm just eighteen this year... Tang Xiaolian whispered...

The yellow fat man is stunned.