Chapter 279: Fate and Fortune
Zhou Yu asked people to cover his forearms with mud and then roast them dry over fire. It was made into an early plaster protector.
After a hundred days of hurting my muscles and bones, my head was hot and I had a bloody capital, and after I woke up with a headache, I regretted it. How is it like buying a mobile phone?
But it's not just this old arm, most of the governors can be said to have no good place on their bodies. In the dungeon, he fought with the goshawk with all his might, every punch and kick was real, and if he didn't sell some strength, he wouldn't be enough to respect the other party.
Cathy felt sorry for him and brought him breakfast, seeing that it was difficult for him to eat with one hand, she simply fed him in public.
"Well, Queen, IβI'm hungry too, you see my hand is also crippled, why don't you feed me two."
Such a skinless and faceless person must be Diao Silkworm. The horseshoe crab and the python were frowning on the side, obviously the two of them had made a lot of bets.
"Get out!"
Cathy picked up the bowl and splashed it on Diao Silkworm's greasy fat face, and the gruel on her face hung straight on the wall.
"Poof! Burst! β
Diao silkworm wiped two handfuls, but he still couldn't open his eyes without wiping them clean, and wiped them with his sleeves again. After seeing the angry face in front of him, he was kicked in the stomach again, kicking him on a big horse.
"Hey, hey, if you don't feed it, you won't feed it, and you don't need to beat people to death! Oh, I'm not alive anymore, bully! Is there any royal law? Is there still a law? β
"Okay, okay, I'll hear you cry and howl in the morning. You deserve it, you know what kind of temper she still provokes, do you think you should kick it. If I looked, I shouldn't have kicked you! β
"Look, I'll just say that the director still loves me!"
"You should be castrated!"
"Yes, along, along?"
Everyone laughed, the broken horseshoe crab hung its head, and the python was elated. The two of them just bet that Cathy would beat up the silkworm a few times. As a result, the fish loses and the snake wins.
The goshawk had just been subdued and couldn't accept it all. He sat silently alone in a tent assigned to him by Zhou Yu, fiddling with the short gun in his hand.
"Why didn't you go out to eat?"
"Uh, I'm not hungry. I see, or I'd better go to the dungeon... β
"Huh? What. Come, I'll look at your arm. β
Zhou Yu took a pot of fire clay, personally pasted the goshawk, and dried it with chestnuts. Knocked on the dingdong and finished the work very satisfied.
"Oh, this is a dumpling, hurry up and eat two bites. If you don't have physical strength, how can you lead troops to fight? β
"Fighting with troops?"
Goshawk looked stunned, although he had already sent people under the fence, he really didn't expect that the Metropolitan Governor trusted him so much, and he dared to bring his troops as soon as he persuaded him to surrender.
"Well, aren't there more than a thousand blue-helmeted warriors! They're all dead ducksβwith hard mouths. I don't think you can behead everyone because they're loyal, right? I can't ask for such a loyal illness, I am thirsty for talent, and I want heaven and earth. Just right, you come and bring it! β
"You asked me to bring the Blue Helmet?"
"Ah, what else? Do you still want to take my Praetorian Guard? β
"No, no, no, I didn't mean that, sir. You are mistaken! β
"And what do you mean?"
"Are you really relieved to let me bring my own soldiers? You are not afraid of me ... β
"Hey, that's a lot of thinking. If I doubt your reliability, then I will not let you out. β
The goshawk had tears in his eyes, but they never fell. From yesterday to the present, this supreme commander of the enemy army has broken his arm, fought single-handedly, sent ointment, and handed over the power of the army, not to say that it is to please himself, at least he is the first beneficiary.
"The Metropolitan Governor loves the last general, and the last general is unforgettable. I am willing to break my bones for the Governor and die! β
With a thud, the goshawk fell to his knees.
"What are you doing here?"
Zhou Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand under his armpit to pull the person up.
"On behalf of the Blue Helmets and their families, the Goshawk also thank you for your grace and recreation!"
"Oh, it's from my family, it's not necessary, it's not necessary!"
"My lord, although I am not sure to persuade all the captured blue helmets to join the coalition forces, the goshawk will still do its best."
"I naturally believe this, oh and, don't call it Lord, I'm not used to it. From now on, like them, you will call me the Grand Duro. β
"Yes, Grand Duke!"
Coming out of the goshawk, humming the wildflowers on the side of the road with his head down, Zhou Yu almost collided with a person, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped to the side.
"What are you doing? Robbery? β
"This is not your road, why can't I walk if you can't walk?"
Nika frowned and took a step forward.
"I said, Lord Xun, can you also take out some shelves? I'm a mortal, will you see the same as me? Let me go. β
Zhou Yu had a smile on his face, and ran to the right with a feint to the left, but no one was fast, and he was grabbed by the neck and pulled back.
"I have a few questions for you, and you answer me honestly."
"I don't know anything, Lord Sunda! I've recruited all those you know, what else do you want? β
"IβI don't ask you and other, other things about me."
What I am and what I am with me, Zhou Yu is confused. After thinking about it for a long time, he realized that Nika was referring to the story between the first and second generations Nika and himself.
"I have a pure relationship with you before me, and I don't kiss or receive it, and I don't have any transgression at all. You can rest assured of this, I vouch for my personality! β
"Your personality?"
"Oh, I vouch for my life!"
"I want to run!"
With a sound from Duang, Zhou Yu was lifted back like a chicken and slammed into the stone wall. Nika strode forward, one hand propped up on his left and right ears, like a big kid in junior high school who asked for money from a junior high schoolman. The Governor had to crouch down to have a chance to escape.
Hearing the sound, several dignitaries rushed to think that there was an enemy coming to sneak attack, and when they saw the scene in front of them, they hurriedly braked, and a few slammed sugar gourds behind them.
"Toot toot toot!"
The old pit whistled and checked the tent for air leaks.
"Jayron, where did you say your money fell?"
"Tuda, it's not this way, it seems to be that side."
"Let's go over there!"
Alas! Alas? Something that is not righteous, Zhou Yu closed his eyes, and his back molars were about to be crushed.
"No one will bother you this time! You say! β
"What do you say? Didn't I say everything I had to say? β
"What I ask you, you answer. First, how many Divine Soldiers have you seen? β
"Just, you're the only one!"
"Just me? YouβYou've never seen a male or male divine soldier? β
"No? Isn't one enough? Do you feel lonely and cold from time to time? β
"Don't be flamboyant, be honest! Second, how do you know that dragon's blood can save me? β
"This, I was told by the boiled fire."
"Who is the boiled fire lady?"
"It's not my sister-in-law, it's boiled and burned, these are the two names!"
"Well, who are he, who are they? How will you know about the things of antiquity. β
Zhou Yu's eyes flickered, and he was muttering in his heart whether to confess to Nika about sacrificing Gao. If there is no secret, whether it is good or bad for you is impossible to measure now.
Forget it, just take a gamble.
"They are a pair of small animals, called Sacrificial Gao."
"Sacrifice Gao? Isn't that a sacred relic? How did you meet? β
"yes, I said it was a coincidence, do you believe it? I don't believe it myself. β
Zhou Yu stuck out his tongue, there were some things he really couldn't convince others, because he couldn't even convince himself.
"I am the one who has witnessed death in front of me. Could it be that he was also resurrected? β
Nika hung her head, her eyes straight and muttering to herself. Why did Nika use a word, Zhou Yu muttered. However, taking advantage of the moment when the tigress was in a daze, the Metropolitan Governor secretly squatted down along the stone wall, ready to wait for an opportunity to escape.
"Where did you see the priest?"
With a snap, the stone wall next to her ear shattered, and Nika slashed it with her palm, and the stone scum scurried the ears and eyes of the Duke.
"If you speak, you can say it well, I don't understand you high-ranking cadres, how can you talk about it and do it? You move, verb hits, verbs hits! β
Seeing Nika's raised hand, Zhou Yu slipped a set of RAP.
"Answer my question!"
"Well, I saw you there!"
Following the direction of Zhou Yu's finger, Nika looked puzzled, isn't that this kid's bedroom?
"You mean, the sacrifice is in your tent?"
"Uh, what? Yes or ... Isn't it? β
What's wrong with this girl? She was crazy in the morning, she didn't participate in the military meeting, she didn't show up in the first battle, and she didn't cure her for the crime of escaping, but was tortured by her, what kind of truth is this?
See I don't ... Oops!
His ears were raised, and Zhou Yu felt that his feet were off the ground, and Nika walked forward as if carrying a bag of apples.
"Governor, what are you...
"Get out!"
"Yes!"
"Oh, your little couple started playing in the morning?"
"Death to the side!"
"Okay!"
Anyone who came up to answer his mouth was scolded by Nika violently. A man and a trapeze artist came out of the tent in this way.
"Inside?"
"Uh-huh, it's inside. Auntie, put me down, it's broken! β
"You stand here, you are not allowed to go in or leave! If I find out you're eavesdropping, I'll castrate you! β
Nika smacked her neck viciously. Zhou Yu covered his crotch, didn't he castrate me? How do you compare it to the top? Does this girl also like the six-nine style?
Zhou Yu sat outside the tent, looking at the sympathetic eyes not far away, he waved his hand impatiently. The rights and wrongs of other people's families, what are you chewing on the root of your tongue next to you? What, laughing at me for being bullied by women?
I do, you want to be bullied by women, do you have that blessing?
The Metropolitan Governor communicated with the nearest few leaders with his eyes, and sang with a chirp: "Give me a glass of love water, so that I don't cry all night!" Yes! Yes! Ahh When the peaks have no edges and corners, when the rivers no longer flow! β
In fact, Zhou Yu fully understands Nika's current mood, she has a thousand-year memory gap in the real world, and she is completely out of step point. I wanted to find Zhou Yu to answer, but I didn't expect that Zhou Yu had more classes than her, and the breakthrough sacrifice that was easy to find could be described as a fateful side, and it was flying all over the world.