Chapter 1028: But I don't feel anything
Cui Younian said: "Miao Miao is waiting for me outside, let's buy something and go back, you can go over first." ”
Li Shaojin hummed.
Putting down the phone, Li Shaojin closed his eyes and recuperated, in fact, he was thinking about countermeasures to deal with Feng Jing.
But Feng Jing is not illegal, so it is not easy to get it.
And the poor don't chase, this kind of person, how do you say it? She can be a plaster for leprosy, and Li Shaojin is afraid that she will do more things that hurt her family.
What to do?
The classic ringtone of the king of comedy rang, this is Li Shaojin's mobile phone ringtone.
Li Shaojin picked it up and looked at it, and finally picked it up: "Good New Year, leader." ”
There's really no way, is there something that the sea leaders want to cooperate with? But actually, she didn't want to associate with this person anymore, because there was no place to go to.
Hai Xingbang smiled: "You are less coquettish, if I don't call you, will you give me a New Year's greeting?" ”
"No!"
Hai Xingbang: "......"
Li Shaojin asked, "Leader, do you have something to do?" ”
Hai Xingbang said: "What are you doing? Why do you have to ask me what is going on every time? Am I a mother? ”
Li Shaojin's silence seemed to be questioning the other party, you guess for yourself.
Hai Xingbang: "......"
"Isn't this the Chinese New Year? The superiors condolences to the subordinates, in the end, we are also partners who have cooperated, don't you say thank you?! ”
Believe in your ghost, Li Shaojin is on guard with all his heart, what is this Haixingbang going to do?
"Leader, I'm hanging up if you're really fine, my emotional intelligence is not too high, and I can't deal with people, and I don't want to deal with people politely, so I really can't chat with you, you can go to my father-in-law if you have something."
Let's go to my father-in-law.
Find her father-in-law......
Hai Xingbang said: "I ...... blind date today"
He didn't finish his sentence, and Li Shaojin didn't hang up the phone.
Hai Xingbang continued: "I went on a blind date today, I want to ask you what I should wear, and what gifts do I want to give to girls?" You can't ask your father-in-law about these things. ”
Li Shaojin frowned and said, "Leader, don't you know any women except me?" Should I help you with this question? ”
Hai Xingbang said: "I know, but I don't think they have any opinions about you, and I think you are very good at dressing, so I believe in your vision." ”
Li Shaojin: "......"
How do you feel like you're happy to hear it?
Although it is a sugar-coated cannonball,
But don't reach out and hit the smiling person, right?
Li Shaojin said: "Leader, I say from the bottom of my heart, you can think of giving girls gifts when you meet for the first time, that already shows that you have surpassed many men in China, at least you have respect for girls in your heart, right?" ”
"The rest is based on your conditions, if you don't succeed, it should be that you don't like others, it's not that people don't like you."
Hai Xingbang said: "Are you so confident in me? Your words are flattering. "It shows that the first time they met, he made a good impression on her.
Li Shaojin shouted in his heart: You are surnamed Hai.
"Then leader, are you too useless and confident in yourself?"
Hai Xingbang said with emotion; "But no, I don't have any charm, I can't talk about love, I finally found a wife, and I ran away with someone else, how can I have confidence."
Li Shaojin thought to himself that ordinary men would not come up with this kind of thing to ridicule themselves.
Unless he doesn't care at all.
Or he trusts himself very much.
Or maybe he's really hurt and wants to find comfort.
Which kind of Haixingbang does it belong to?
Suddenly, I don't want to hurt this kind of injured man.
Li Shaojin's tone was much kinder: "Leader, don't be discouraged, you can still go on a blind date." ”
Haixingbang Road; "Then you teach me a little experience, you also know, blind date is two strangers you pick on me, I find fault with you, it's embarrassing, if I don't like each other, what should I say? If the other party doesn't like me, I haven't found out yet, how stupid, so you teach me a little experience. ”
Li Shaojin said: "I haven't thought about kissing either." ”
Oh, is he in free love with Song Que?!
Oh, young people now.
"Then you always have experience in love, look at me, the children are someone else's, you are different, if you are not in love, how can you have twins?"
"Isn't the twin pack genetic?"
"Can you say? It's so hard to give an opinion. ”
Li Shaojin: "......"
Why is he still in a hurry to ask for help?
But he is right about one thing, he and Song Que are very affectionate, maybe he is a natural master of love, so he found such a good husband, hehe.
However, Li Shaojin knew that he was very unenlightened in his previous life, he was tricked, the taste of being played by others was uncomfortable, and Hai Xingbang was betrayed by others, so he must be an unenlightened person.
There are some things that can really help him.
Li Shaojin said tentatively: "There are a few common code words, such as if the other party replies to the introducer, it is not easy to talk, in fact, you are ugly." ”
Hai Xingbang: "......"
Li Shaojin said again: "If the other party says think about it, it means that although you are ugly, you have money, and she has to consider whether she wants your money." ”
Hai Xingbang: "......"
Li Shaojin said: "If the other party decides to give up on you after thinking about it, it will be your ugliness, and money can't make up for it, which is really unacceptable." ”
Hai Xingbang: "......"
"I'm ugly anyway, am I?"
……
……
Cui family, Zheng Fangfang inspected the circle, and the doorbell rang again.
Cui Huairen thought it was Li Shaojin this time, but at a glance, it was Feng Jing.
If Zheng Fangfang came to the house for the New Year, it was because she had not yet divorced, and it was reasonable, and Feng Jing's coming was a little unreasonable.
He said, "Who are you looking for?!" ”
Feng Jing said: "Give you New Year's greetings and send something." ”
Cui Huairen looked outside, Feng Jing shrunk her hands in the sleeves of her down jacket and sighed, carrying a convenient bag in her hand, and she couldn't see what it was.
Whatever it is, it shouldn't be put in.
At this time, Zheng Fangfang came over and opened the door at once: "Xiao Jing, come in." ”
Although she had fallen out with Feng Jing before, now they have a common enemy.
Feng Jing came in very well-behaved, and was pulled into the living room by Zheng Fangfang, Cui Huairen couldn't stop him if he wanted to, and went to close the door.
And Zheng Fangfang walked in front of Feng Jing to lead the way, so neither she nor Cui Huairen saw the smile on the corner of her mouth.
……
……
Hai Xingbang interrupted Li Shaojin.
Asked, "If the two of us go on a blind date, what would you say about me to the introducer?" Say it doesn't get along? Think I'm ugly? ”
Li Shaojin said: "Why should I go on a blind date with the leader? I have a husband. ”
Hai Xingbang: "......"
didn't show you, show your love to die quickly.
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