Chapter 421: Abstinence President, Ask for a Hug!
Siu Yat Ting has always been a reserved and indifferent man.
Even in the face of his parents and relatives, he maintains this image, and the evaluations given to him by others are almost similar to those that are calm and restrained, moody and incomprehensible.
And he didn't think there was anything wrong with that.
He didn't even think about getting married and having children, he would be engaged to Ruan Mianmian, it can be said that it was a momentary impulse, but he didn't regret it after the impulse.
But when Ruan Mianmian appeared in front of him alive.
He clearly felt that there was a feeling that broke through the ground and took root......
So the next thing was to rush in a direction that even he hadn't expected.
He left her in his apartment, proposed to her, and brought her back to meet her parents......
He even began to plan for their future, where the wedding would take place, where to go on the honeymoon, how to help her get her father back, and whether their first child would be male or female......
He couldn't wait to tie her up.
This kind of strong impulse was something he had never experienced before.
He felt very new and at the same time full of anticipation.
Soon he remembered the milk-tea-colored long-haired rabbit that Mianmian had brought back.
I don't know what's going on, but when he saw the rabbit, there was an indescribable sense of familiarity.
But when you think about it, the familiarity is quite abrupt, and you can't even find a reason.
It's weird.
Just as Xiao Yating was lying on the bed thinking nonsense, he suddenly heard a strange sound.
It was as if something was tickling his door.
Xiao Yating got up and got out of bed and opened the door.
At a glance, I saw the milk-brown long-haired rabbit standing at the door.
The rabbit struggled to raise his head and look at the man in front of him.
The man, on the other hand, lowered his head and looked down at it in a condescending manner.
After a moment of silence, Xiao Yating opened his mouth and asked, "Are you scratching the door?" ”
As soon as he asked the words, he felt that he was really crazy, and he actually talked to a rabbit in the middle of the night.
He must not have woken up yet, and his mind was confused.
He was about to close the door when he saw the rabbit open its pink three-petaled mouth and make a man's voice with a round voice.
"I'd like to talk to you."
Xiao Yiting froze at first, and then stared at the rabbit in front of him, that gaze was like looking at a monster, even the well-informed Mr. Xiao couldn't help but be horrified at this time.
Rabbits can actually speak human language?
Is this rabbit a sperm?
But doesn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a refiner?!
No, no, it's all an illusion, the rabbit can't speak human words, he must be dreaming.
Siu Yat Ting decided to close the door and go back to bed for a while.
The rabbit stepped forward into the bedroom, jumped into the bed, and jumped straight onto the bed.
Seeing this, Xiao Yating immediately stopped, and the consternation in his heart was quickly replaced by anger.
That's his bed! It's where he sleeps!
Now it's occupied by a rabbit whose paws have just stepped on the floor, and it's shedding its hair, and it doesn't know if its butt is clean, in case it gets on his quilt......
Damn, that picture is devastating just thinking about it.
Siu Yat Ting decided to throw away all the bedding and not use it again.
At this point, the rabbit spoke again: "I know you have a habit of cleanliness, and you must be thinking of throwing me out now, and then replacing all the bedding and sheets on this bed with new ones." ”
Xiao Yiting was stunned again.
The rabbit spoke again.
And what it says is exactly what he thinks in his heart.
He had to re-examine the rabbit in front of him.
"What the hell are you?"
Lechuan raised his chin and said word by word: "Lao Tzu is not a thing, Lao Tzu is a human being!" It's a man just like you! ”
Xiao Yiting's face condensed: "You are a public?" ”
"Of course!"
Xiao Yiting remembered the way Mianmian hugged it, and also remembered the fact that Mianmian slept in the same bed with it at night......
Vinegar upwells.
Suddenly I wanted to slaughter this rabbit.
Lechuan sneered: "I know you're jealous, jealous that I can share a bed with Mianmian." ”
Xiao Yiting stared at him, and his tone was cold: "Then do you know that I really want to eat braised rabbit meat now?" ”
Lechuan was not afraid of his threat at all: "Anyone in this world can kill me, but you can't." ”
"What do you mean?"
"Don't you feel it? When we met, there was an indescribable sense of familiarity. ”
Xiao Yating's expression changed slightly: "Who are you?" ”
This time, he was rich and did not use "things" to describe himself, and Lechuan was a little satisfied, and said unhurriedly: "I am you." ”
Well? Xiao Yating thought that he hadn't heard clearly, and asked again: "What did you say?" ”
Lechuan obviously knew how the other party would react, and as soon as the other party asked, he replied loudly: "I should have been the one who occupied your body, but because I was discovered by someone, I was intercepted." My consciousness also split in two, half of it entered your body and became the current you, and the other half got into the rabbit and became the current me. ”
Siu Yat-ting felt like he was listening to the Arabian Nights.
He went to get his cell phone and was about to call the police station and ask the police to quickly arrest the babbling rabbit spirit.
Lechuan said slowly: "You'd better think about it and then decide whether to call the police, if I am really unfortunate enough to be arrested and dissected, you may not lift it in your life." ”
Siu Yat-ting stopped moving.
Lethe squatted on the bed, his ears raised high: "I know you will definitely not admit that you don't lift, but this is the truth, since you grew up, you have never experienced the feeling of your brother becoming hard." ”
Xiao Yiting opened his mouth to deny it.
But when the words came to his lips, he couldn't spit them out.
Because what the rabbit said was the truth.
He has never experienced hardening since he was older, he didn't care about it before, and he didn't plan to get married and have children anyway.
But now it has been pierced and debunked in the face.
That feeling was like being slapped in front of a despised person, embarrassed and embarrassed, and he couldn't face it.
Lethe is still saying, "Do you know why? Because you are only half conscious, you cannot fully control this body, you need to be one with me, and when our consciousness becomes complete, you can be considered a real man. ”
Xiao Yiting's knuckles pinched the phone and turned white slightly.
It seems to be trying to endure something.
Lechuan said again: "You shouldn't think it's a big deal before, anyway, you don't plan to get married and have children, but now it's different, you met Mianmian, and you want to marry her." Don't you want to be completely one with her? Whether it's the soul or the body. ”
Siu Yat-ting did not speak.
But the answer is obvious -
Of course, he wanted to be one with Mianmian, both in soul and body.
Long.
He finally let go of his phone and asked, "What do you want me to do?" ”
The rabbit tilts its head and its ears shake with it.
"Cooperate, you and I are one, only if we cooperate, can we protect Mianmian."!