Chapter 184: Graveyard Ah Wei
Xiaohua, who was about to take the box in her hand, heard the reminder behind her.
Feeling the divine power sweeping over, I had to let go of my hand to dodge.
"Wow, yes, yes! Look at my sword! ”
In the eyes of ordinary people, Ah Kun has a mop spike on his face and a mop in his hand, and he looks like a freak, but in the eyes of the two ghosts, he still becomes Guan Erye, whose face is like a heavy jujube!
The mop in his hand turned into a green dragon glaive knife!
The mop slashed vertically into the air, slashed horizontally, and the little flower that hit was defeated.
"It's broken, Zhan Tong's upper body!"
Ah Fa struggled, but Ah Chao reacted in time to bypass the battle and helped Ah Fa up.
"Are you Ah Kun's newly adopted little brother?"
"Yes, Brother Fa," Ah Chao nodded.
"Now it's just you who can move, boy, are you still not a virgin? Answer seriously, it's your boss's life! ”
"Yes," Chao nodded immediately.
"Ah Kun invited Zhan Tong to come up, even if he can repel the ghosts, he will be played to death by Zhan Tong in the end, so you kid will have to sprinkle a soak of boy urine and trick Ah Kun into drinking it!"
"This"
Let his boss drink urine, Ah Chao doesn't have the guts.
"Let him fight again, it is estimated that Ah Kun will die first if he can't kill those ghosts!"
"I know, Brother Fa!" Ah Chao grabbed a bucket from the ground casually, turned around and peed into the bucket, and the male ghost who stood up just wanted to get closer, but was repelled by the strong boy urine.
"Xiaohua, they have prepared a boy's urine!"
Xiaohua glared at him, he didn't have enough success, and he would only shout when he came.
Boy urine is a sharp weapon to break the yin qi, not to mention the ghosts, even the ghosts have to be afraid, but it is a bit fantastical to say that the ghost is killed by the child's urine.
I don't know if the second master Guan in front of me is true or false, and the knife technique in one hand is wide open and closed, and she is defeated and retreated.
"Get out of the way!"
Xiaohua disappeared, and the male ghost followed suit.
"Wha! Wowha! ”
Ah Kun laughed: "Just a demon, dare to spread wild in front of my eyes, come on!" Bring the wine! ”
"This, where are you going to get wine?"
The three fell to their feet and looked at each other.
"Bring the wine! Bring the wine! Bring the wine!! ”
Ah Kun was still laughing, hoarse with laughter.
"Wine, wine is coming!"
Ah Chao ran over with a small bucket and handed over his freshly baked boy urine.
Ah Kun laughed and threw his head down.
"Good wine! Wowha! Good wine"
After drinking the boy's urine, Zhan Tong was driven away, and Ah Kun's body collapsed to the ground.
"Weak hands and feet, what's the matter" Ah Kun turned around with difficulty and smacked his lips again: "Why, there is a smell of urine in my mouth?" ”
"It's not urine, it's divine water, just given by Brother Fa"
Listening to the honest little brother Ah Chao who doesn't lie, Ah Kun asked Ah Fa suspiciously: "Is it Ah Fa? ”
"Of course it is, don't make trouble, I'm afraid this ghost is a green ghost, we can't fight!"
"What is a green ghost?"
"It's more powerful than the ghost in red!"
The others, including Ah Kun, took a cool breath.
"Brother Kun, the female ghost is back again!" Ah Chao shook Ah Kun's shoulders and looked at the empty doorway extremely nervously.
"Ah Kun, your little brother has yin and yang eyes?"
"This kid has a bad life," Ah Kun sighed.
If you can see ghosts, you will live cautiously, and you will live in terror every day, and you will be very tired.
"We can't fight this ghost, let your little brother ask, how can you let us go"
Ah Chao asked.
Xiaohua has always been concerned about revenge in her heart, and she has no intention of harming others.
She said, "I want that scorpion."
"Brother Fa, she said that she wants scorpions, as long as she hands over the scorpions, she will let us go, otherwise, she will kill us all and take the scorpions away!"
"Ah Fa, give her the scorpion"
Ah Kun is also persuading, since they can't beat each other, they can't bargain, and there is only a dead end if they are forced to stay.
"Don't say that my Ah Fa doesn't care about the teacher's orders, I can't let go of morality before I agree, this is not a confession!" Ah Fa explained forcefully, and let the little brother tear open the seal.
A corpse qi surged out, and the little brother who tore the seal took a full breath, and his face suddenly turned black.
Fortunately, Ah Fa reacted in time, forcibly endured the pain and jumped in front of him, and pasted it with a yellow charm to suppress the corpse qi.
"You kid don't want to die? Dare to suck the corpse, if I didn't react quickly, you would definitely become a zombie! You won't have to cut people for the next half a year! ”
"Why?"
"You have to stretch your stomach for at least half a year, and it's best to go to the hospital to set a bedside, otherwise you'll die!"
Ah Fa walked towards Xiaohua with the box, and just a few steps after he heard Ah Chao exclaim.
"That male ghost went and came back just now, and the bucket he was carrying in his hand was full of scorpions!"
Needless to say, everyone else could see a paper bucket floating in the air, and there were seven or eight fist-sized scorpions in it!
After gathering the scorpions, Xiaohua turned and left, leaving only everyone breathing a sigh of relief.
The crow flapped its wings and clutched its sword in its claws and landed on a grave hill in Kowloon.
"Dumb"
Ah Wei raised his slightly drunken face, and looked up at the sky with a big tongue: "The crow crows are unlucky!" No wonder you lost thousands of dollars! ”
Scold!
The long sword fell to the ground, and a flock of crows emitted a slight white smoke, which became a human after falling to the ground.
He Cheng stomped lightly, the ground cracked, and eight scorpions crawled out of it, crawled onto him, and finally got into his broken arm.
The fluttering sleeves were instantly filled with strong arms.
"It's a pity that one was trampled to death by the Dragon Emperor at the beginning"
There was a piece of meat missing from the inside of his arm, and he died at the feet of the Dragon Emperor, but there was no problem with using it.
shook his hand, and the arm of the purple stiff body was extremely incompatible with his stiff body.
At this moment, the silent corpse qi suddenly surged up and rushed into his purple stiff arm, and one arm evolved to a stiff at an extremely fast speed.
However, the amount of experience he needed to level up has also changed from 31,000 to 33,000!
"It seems like a quick way to level up, too"
You can learn to make a certain part of your body rich first, drive other parts, and at least have the ability to fight beyond the level, and you won't be able to break the opponent's defense when you encounter a higher-level enemy.
However, these still need to be considered in the long term.
"Wait, I'll naturally help you get revenge next"
He Cheng resisted the long sword on his shoulders and walked towards the bottom of the mountain step by step.
At the foot of the mountain, there is a thatched hut.
On the west side of the hut there was a pressurized well, under which was placed a large basin with a pair of bones.
Move the grave and wash the bones, wash all the spoils in the bones, let them come clean, and then go clean.
The drunken Ah Wei squatted on the ground, grabbed a skeleton and rubbed it vigorously with a shoe brush, and his mouth was still bubbling with wine: "You were not a clean person in your life, so be clean in your next life!" ”
He is holding a female pubic bone in his hands.
Every time a woman has a relationship with a man, there will be a black spot on the bone, in ancient times, there were tomb robbers to determine the character of the tomb owner and burial items, and the one who touched the bone was pitch black must be a prostitute, and then they would turn their heads and go, never coveting the goods inside.
Syllable!
Throwing the bones into the basin of water, Ah Wei seemed to notice something, and stood up on his knees.
looked at He Cheng, and his drunken eyes narrowed, "It's you?" ”
"In Ah Ji's shop, I see that something is wrong with you, not a living person!"
He suddenly lost his shoe brush, pinched his hands and found it, stomped on the ground with one foot, muttered in his mouth, and couldn't hear clearly.
"God, please?"
He Cheng's backhand long sword was on the ground, and when Ah Wei's momentum changed, the long sword stabbed out, and a sword sealed his throat!
"The gods in this world don't know where to go, the Mao God you invited, the ability is still far behind!"
Ah Wei's head fell from his neck, and he fell into the basin of water, quickly dyeing the water red, and his eyes were round, and he could still see the smugness in it.