He Cheng led the donkey and followed Zhang Guolao. Flash Dance.

The two tower-strong men shook their heads secretly, a handsome and dashing boy was about to be ruined by a dead rabbit again, and he felt sorry for those pretty widows in the world.

"Although my cousin is average, she lives well and is not clingy, she is gentle, and the consumption of the store she opened is very low, and the price is cheap."

Zhang Guolao seemed to be introducing He Cheng, but he leaned over to the sedan chair and shouted loudly, obviously deliberately saying it to the tourists in the sedan chair.

"Really?" He Cheng nodded, lowering his eyes as if thinking.

"My cousin is average, and it's impossible to take a fancy to you, but," he kept repeating that his cousin was average.

Seeing that Zhang Guolao was about to get tired of being crooked again, He Cheng took a step sideways to dodge, turned over and rode on the donkey.

He raised his hand and patted the donkey and said, "Donkey, follow it!" ”

The donkey nodded in Zhang Guolao's surprised gaze.

Zhang Guolao still wanted to be close to He Cheng, but seeing He Cheng lying on the back of a donkey and resting with his eyes closed, he muttered, "A handsome man is so charming even if he sleeps"

This way is also strange, the donkey has been following the sedan chair, when Zhang Guolao approached, the donkey retreated to dodge, if Zhang Guolao has been close to avoid being kicked by the donkey.

Donkeys are as smart as living people.

This donkey is a monster that He Cheng specially caught to walk, otherwise, even if it is replaced by the king of beasts and the tiger in front of him, he is sure to be frightened and tremble on the ground. 35xs

After most of the hour, the group arrived in the city.

"Come on, come on, Longmen Inn, this is our resting place for this trip, and everyone will stay here in the future."

Zhang Guolao lifted the curtain, pinched his nose and said, "Come out quickly, you guys stink!" ”

Out of the sedan chair came a woman holding a child.

Then came an old man on crutches, a strong man, a girl with two balls in a bun, a scholar in a green robe, a lame man, a hunchbacked old lady, and finally a pair of men came out.

"Wow, that's so handsome."

Zhang Guolao blinked, looking at the two men who were supporting each other, their beards intertwined and rubbing against each other, his heart suddenly sudden, and his nose was sour, "Handsome men, they all have boyfriends!" ”

Seeing that everyone else on the road was looking at him, Zhang Guolao smiled embarrassedly, and then looked at He Cheng, who had just turned over and dismounted, and breathed a sigh of relief, "At least he is still by my side." ”

Zhang Guolao quickly twisted two steps and walked in front of He Cheng, "This is the Dragon Gate Inn, can you go in with me?" ”

"Don't worry about this donkey!" As he spoke, he was about to lead the donkey, but the donkey almost knocked him down.

"Don't move here"

He Cheng commanded, and the donkey nodded again.

Cause exclamations from those around you.

He Cheng glanced up at the plaque of the Longmen Inn and walked in. Flash Dance.

"If you don't move, you won't move?" Zhang Guolao rubbed his chest and glared at the donkey, "I should chop you off with a knife!" ”

"Uh-uh!"

The donkey shook its head and hung like a long-eared knife to Zhang Guolao.

"Oops!" Zhang Guolao squatted with a solid butt, but saw the donkey smiling happily.

"This is a youkai!"

Zhang Guolao fled into the inn in panic.

The donkey was not on a leash, but it was really obedient and well-behaved to stay where it was.

There was a thief who wanted to come and secretly take the donkey away, and put the donkey on the street, just to give it away.

Who knew that he was just about to make a move, "Poof! The donkey kicked back, right in the thief's chest.

A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the thief rolled on the ground three times before stopping.

After barely getting up, he didn't dare to steal the donkey again, covered his chest, wiped the blood with his cuffs at will, squeezed into the crowd and disappeared without a trace.

He Cheng entered the Dragon Gate Inn and found a corner to sit down.

"Wow, Wow"

A woman twisted her willow waist, stepped on the wooden stairs, and held on to the hundred-year-old handrail of the mahogany carved auspicious cloud beast, and walked down step by step.

"So exaggerated?"

He Cheng turned his head and saw a man at the table next to him staring at the woman and drooling.

This woman is indeed beautiful, and she is also a familiar face, she is the resident goddess in Hong Kong films in the 80s and 90s, but he is more numb when he sees it, and he cares more about the identity of the other party at this time.

When he heard the rabbit call himself Zhang Guolao, He Cheng had already raised the answer in his heart.

After all, unlike Jigong, there are a lot of stories such as the green snake, and there are only one or two crooked eight immortals.

"The six pearls of the world, if you look at it according to the plot, it should already be in the hands of the Heavenly Demon, why does the centipede essence still want me to look for it?"

The answer is intriguing.

If the Heavenly Demon's ability is higher than that of Arhat, he will not put He Cheng and the centipede essence in his eyes, it can only be said that the centipede essence set a trap for him.

"What is the centipede pursuing? Kill me? The last time we met, there was no killing intent, is it really a heavenly demon? ”

He Cheng's head was spinning wildly, and he couldn't think of a reason.

I can't think of it, I just don't want to, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover it.

"If it's the Eight Immortals of Laughter, Lu Dongbin's strength may really not be as good as the Dragon Descending"

There is an obvious gap between the two movies together, the dragon dares to eat the queen mother's peaches, and dares to play in the heavenly palace, but Lu Dongbin is diligent and does his best to complete the queen mother's orders.

"Why did this man start in a daze at the first sight of me? I must have been intoxicated by my stunning beauty! Look, look again, you'll dream of me tonight! The woman who went down the stairs also stared at He Cheng, thinking crankily in her heart.

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There was a pain in the lower abdomen, and the woman came back to her senses violently.

When she looked at He Cheng, she unconsciously walked to the table and bumped into it.

"Little girl He Xiangu, Mr. looks at Mian Sheng, it's the first time you're here?" She rubbed her stomach and sat down.

"This little!" As soon as Zhang Guolao entered the door, he saw He Xiangu and He Cheng being very close, and they were talking, and his face changed.

walked over and pulled away He Xiangu.

"Is this your cousin?" He Cheng asked.

"Yes, yes," Zhang Guo nodded.

"Well, the appearance is average" He remembered Zhang Guolao's evaluation, the rabbit commented on women, not to mention the bewitching slut is already a great forbearance.

"The appearance is average, it turns out that he is also a rabbit" He Xiangu secretly said that it was a pity, and turned her head with a snort.

"Phew! What kind of wine is this? It's clearly water! "It just so happened that a big man slapped the table and stood up.

"Water?" He Xiangu rushed over, "This is the wine I brewed myself, this kind of immortal wine is for the emperor to drink, if you can drink it in your life, even if you burn high incense at home!" ”

She is unforgiving, and she is quicker.

With three punches and two feet, the guest was already spitting blood.

"Everyone eat and drink well" He Xiangu gently tidied up her clothes and smiled, "Tell me if there is anything inappropriate, I will definitely help you solve it"

Who would dare to say bad? They all bow their heads to eat.

I eat cold steamed buns and drink cold water from wells.

It's better to choke than to be beaten up by fat.

"It turned out to be a black shop"