Chapter Ninety-One: Practicing the Dog-Fighting Stick Technique
"Later, the queen took a fancy to Shen Yi, the youngest daughter of Shen Zunli, the priest of the country, but this matter had just been settled, when Miss Shen was riding in the carriage, the horse suddenly went crazy and fell her off the carriage, because she was head-down and broke her neck bone."
Later, several family affairs were mentioned one after another, but the selected girl was either killed or injured, and the prince's marriage was put on hold.
"It seems that this Zhaojing prince is really not an ordinary wife!" Jiang Jiang sighed and said, "It's a pity for those good girls." ”
"In fact, most of the people in the capital think so, so no one dares to kiss the prince anymore." Yuwen Zhengji said: "Actually, I think it's just that the prince's marriage has not yet arrived, his marriage branches have only begun to sprout and bud this year, and his destined princess should also appear soon." ”
"Wow, whose life is actually harder than Shen Tuwen," Jiang Jiang said, "You can cut diamonds." ”
"By the way, Lai, where are we going next? It's late at night. Yuwen Zhengji asked Jiang Jiang.
"And how are you feeling today?" Jiang Jiang asked Yuwen Zhengji: "What I'm thinking about now is whether my daily task has been completed." ”
"It's not bad," Yuwen Zhengji nodded and said, "It's quite novel, and it's also quite fun." ”
"That's right," Jiang Jiang said and saw a leper dog standing at the other end of the alley, and suddenly came up with a bad idea: "As a beggar, there is another very important thing that must be done!" ”
"Huh? What's the matter? Yuwen Zheng was puzzled: "We are already dressed in tattered clothes and dirty, and we are begging, aren't beggars doing this?" ”
"Of course it's not all," Jiang Jiang said, "The beggar must also be able to beat a dog, you see there's a dog there, let's go and beat it now!" ”
Saying that, Jiang Jiang picked up a wooden stick from the side and held it in her hand, she wanted to use the leper dog to practice the beggars' dog-beating stick method.
"Oh, I see," Yuwen Zhengji also picked up a stick: "No wonder beggars often hold a wooden stick in their hands, which was originally used to beat dogs." ”
"Hurry up, we're going to rush up and beat this dog away!" Jiang Jiang said eagerly, in fact, the dog was far away from them, and there was no provocation.
Of course, what Jiang Jiang said about beating was just to scare the dog away, not to really hit the dog with a stick.
The two men stepped forward and one after the other, kicking and tapping towards the dog. He also shouted in a mess, "Vicious dog, watch and fight!" "Let you learn how to beat the dog with a stick!" ”
Seeing that it was getting closer and closer to the dog, but it didn't look like it wanted to avoid it in the slightest, Jiang Jiang was still strange in his heart, this dog was skinny, and his hair was almost gone, why was he still so arrogant?
Just when they were about a dozen paces away from the dog, dozens of dogs rushed out from behind the dog. 35xs
Those dogs barked at Jiang Jiang and Yuwen Zhengji together, all of them fierce and vicious, and their fangs were all baring out.
"Oh my God, what now?" Yuwen Zhengji asked Jiang Jiang: "Are we still fighting?" ”
"Still fighting?!" Jiang Jiang shouted, "Don't run yet!" ”
How arrogant the two of them were when they came, and how embarrassed they were when they ran away.
When the dogs saw that they had turned and ran, they barked and chased after them.
Jiang Jiang and Yuwen Zhengji ran wildly, and even lost their shoes.
Jiang Jiang didn't forget to tell Yuwen Zhengji while running: "Don't throw away the stick in your hand!" Otherwise, we'll be torn to shreds by these dogs! ”
"Hey, you'd better run slower, wait for me!" Yuwen Zhengji felt that his physical strength was about to run out, and his lungs were about to run out.
"I can't wait for you, you better find a way to catch up quickly, anyway, whoever falls behind will be bitten first!" Jiang Jiang shouted.
"Little leper, you are not righteous!" Yuwen Zhengji said with a crying voice.
"There's no way to be righteous with a dog!" Jiang Jiang shouted and replied to Yuwen Zhengji: "They won't bite me because I'm waiting for you!" ”
"Ah, you're too much!" Yuwen Zhengji fought hard to catch up: "Let's compare and see who runs the fastest now." ”
"Well, it's better than that!" Jiang Jiang said as he ran: "Let's run to the south, I remember that there is a high wall, it is safe to climb the wall, and dogs will not go up the wall!" ”
"Who says dogs can't go up the wall? Isn't there a saying that a dog jumps off a wall? Yuwen Zhengji disagreed with Jiang Jiang's statement.
"Dogs jump over walls when they're in a hurry, and that's an exaggeration!" Jiang Jiang took the trouble to explain: "So compared to running on flat ground, going to the wall is already a very safe strategy." ”
Yuwen Zhengji was half convinced, and the two of them climbed to the high wall to the south, and the dogs really flew around the wall but couldn't come up.
"Wow, look at them stupid, they really can't jump! It's so much fun! Yuwen Zhengji pointed at the dogs and laughed.
"Come on, come on, didn't you chase me fiercely just now? Come up now! Jiang Jiang stood on the wall and was naughty to the dogs.
The dogs, who had been provoked by them, were even more frantic when they saw them on the wall, and although they couldn't reach them, they also barked and jumped up and down below.
Yuwen Zhengji and Jiang Jiang provoked the group of dogs on the wall in various fancy ways, making the dogs' throats hoarse at the end.
When the two of them were tired, they sat down on the wall to rest, and in the second half of the night, the dogs saw that they could not help them, so they went away one by one.
Jiang Jiang and Yuwen Zhengji confirmed that the dogs would not pester themselves anymore before slowly slipping down from the wall.
"It turns out that we have already run to the beach," Jiang Jiang said, and she had already seen the coastline not far away on the wall just now: "Let's just go to the beach and play for a while!" ”
"Hey, I think that steamed bun has been digested, I'm so hungry now!" Yuwen Zhengji touched his stomach and said.
"Then let's go to the beach and look for it, maybe we can find some food." Jiang Jiang said and walked forward.
Yuwen Zhengji then followed, and the two of them walked on the ground with bare feet, occasionally jumping on one foot with grinning teeth when they were hit by stones.
Escape two beggars alive.
"The fishermen should have gone out to sea by this time, and they haven't returned yet, and most of them only arrived at the shore at dawn." Yuwen Zhengji remembered and said to Jiang Jiang: "You can't find fish on the shore, what can we eat?" ”
"As long as there is a living one, I can eat it," Jiang Jiang grinned, revealing her white teeth: "It's really not good, dig up a few earthworms." ”
"What?! How can earthworms be eaten? Yuwen Zhengji suddenly felt very disgusted, as long as he thought of the wriggling appearance of the earthworm, he couldn't stand it.