"Then Daddy will give Xiao Yu'er another little sister!"

"How can it be said that giving birth to a boy or a girl is so accurate. If you want to give birth to a boy, the place in Grandma's heart will be greatly reduced. ”

"Daddy promises to give birth to a little sister!" Daddy said confidently.

Although expert scientific research has found that the birth of a boy or a girl is determined by the man's chromosomes, it has nothing to do with the woman. But how can Daddy be sure that the chromosomes in his exuberant liquid must be X and Y?

can see Daddy's appearance in his chest, Qin Xiao can't help but wonder if Daddy has superpowers and can carry out chromosome transformation, okay, it's far away.

"You haven't even found a candidate for a concubine, what kind of life are you going to have, and you are not a self-pollinating peach tree...... Daddy, why don't I find you a gentle and virtuous little grandma? ”

Daddy waved his hand again and again, "If it doesn't work, it won't work, absolutely not." Let her daughter find a concubine for Daddy, what kind of system will it become! There's no hurry in this matter, Daddy just looks for it slowly. ”

"Daddy, Brother, you persuade him for me, I really don't know how to tell him."

"Yan'er, don't worry, Daddy will lie for you."

……

Zhu Youzhen was able to get out of bed and walk, but he could only hold on to the wall and squirm slowly, not much faster than a turtle.

On this day, Zhu Youzhen was walking against the wall in the Tusi compound, Qin Xiao came, and slapped the prince on the shoulder from behind, the prince almost fell, but fortunately Qin Xiao helped, and the prince fell into her arms. Seeing the panicked expression in the crown prince's surprise, Qin Xiao had an urge to lower his head and kiss him fiercely.

"What are you doing in broad daylight, this is for Yang Yinglong to find out."

"He asked me to come. Have you forgotten who I am now? I am the godson of the Governor! He specially instructed me, saying that Zhao Xiaowu's kid is unreliable, and asked me to monitor you well. In the future, we don't have to hide when we meet. Qin Xiao patted Zhu Youzhen's ass affectionately, and Zhu Youzhen jumped up in pain all of a sudden.

"I'm sorry, I forgot that your butt hurts......" Qin Xiao said with a big grin.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Yang Yinglong asked you to spy on me too, it seems that he is still very wary of me. How can we dispel his guard? ”

Qin Xiao proposed that on the grounds that the prince could get out of bed and walk, a "recovery banquet" should be set up in Tusi Mansion and Yang Yinglong should be invited to drink. The good name said that he had a relationship with Yang Yinglong, but in fact, he was fooling him step by step, so that he could settle down and no longer guard against the prince.

Lust is by no means a lone hobby, and lustful people generally eat and drink well, and the Governor is no exception.

When Qin Xiao told him the news of the prince's banquet, he came to the banquet without saying a word.

As the godson and brother-in-law of the governor, Qin Xiao and Zhao Xiaowu naturally followed suit; And Qiu Chengyun, as the future father-in-law of the crown prince, and his house is a hundred meters away from Tusi Mansion, so naturally he has to invite people over for a drink or two.

However, before the wine could be drunk, Qiu Chengyun and Yang Yinglong got up, and the conflict point was very intriguing:

There was a circle of chairs in front of the round table, and as soon as Yang Yinglong arrived, he went straight to the top and sat down. Zhu Youzhen sat down on his left hand, the position on his right-hand side was vacant, and then Zhao Xiaowu and Qin Xiao were below.

Qiu Chengyun is the last,

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Prison Kingdom, Lord Yang, Lord Tusi, and Liangyu Xian's nephew, I'm really sorry, I'm one step late." Qiu Chengyun made a deep bow to everyone.

"Come on, come on, Lao Qiu, the seat is reserved for you, come and sit!" Yang Yinglong patted the chair next to his left hand to greet Qiu Chengyun.

Qiu Chengyun glanced at the people in front of the table and said with a straight face: "Your Excellency, are you sitting in the wrong place?" ”

"What's wrong?" Yang Yinglong said puzzled.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is here, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should sit down in your first place."

"Lao Yang, I'm used to sitting on the head, and I don't like to sit down." Yang Yinglong wisped a few sparse beards under his chin, and said angrily, "Lao Qiu, your father-in-law hasn't become a master yet, so he has begun to look towards his son-in-law?" ”

"This is not to anyone, this is the monarch and the minister, there is no chaos!" Qiu Chengyun said solemnly.

Zhu Youzhen was taken aback for a while, lost Qin Xiao a look at himself, and hurriedly said: "Yang Qing is my Ming Dynasty's feudal official, the minister who guards the land, and my predecessor Zhu Youzhen, so it is natural to sit in the top position." Qiu Tongzhi doesn't have to be rigid about etiquette. ”

"No matter how great Lord Yang's credit is, that is also a minister, even if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in swaddling clothes and waiting to be fed, that is also a king! If you don't even care about the courtesies of the monarch and the ministers, then the world will not be in chaos! ”

Yang Yinglong didn't know how to answer for a while, because no one had ever dared to talk to him like this. But Lord Qiu is different, he is the only real relative in this world who is 9,000 years old.

Zhu Youzhen hurriedly said: "I will give an edict in the name of the prince of the prison country, and in the future, I will drink with Yang Qing and you, not to talk about the monarchs and ministers, but only to rank the seats according to the age!" Yang Qing's seniors, juniors will toast you with a glass of turbid wine first! ”

Zhu Youzhen raised his neck and drank a glass of wine.

Qiu Chengyun sat down on Yang Yinglong's right hand with a displeased face.

Yang Yinglong dried up the wine, turned back to Qiu Chengyun and said, "Old Qiu, you just say that my old Yang does not obey the courtesy of the monarch and the minister, and you also do not abide by the courtesy of the upper and lower ranks!" Although my brother-in-law is the acting toast, he is also your boss, why don't you let him sit on top of you? ”

"Although Lord Zhao is the boss, the official product is the same as mine, in addition, the ancestor system of the Ming Dynasty has clouds, officials at the same level, and the one with high fame is in the front, I am the Wanli Dynasty Tanhua, I don't know what year and month Lord Zhao obtained?"

"I'm not famous!" Zhao Xiaowu said confidently.

"That's it." Qiu Chengyun sat down calmly.

At the beginning of the banquet, the prince kept raising his glass to toast Yang Yinglong, shouting one by one, and only patted Yang Yinglong on the shoulder:

"Turtle son, you do a good job! Lao Yang, I guarantee you a bright future! ”

Qiu Chengyun was dumbfounded, staring at the prince in disbelief, looking at the prince's expression.

Zhu Youzhen was very calm, nodded again and again, and said: "Please rest assured that the seniors will never live up to your high expectations!" ”

Qiu Chengyun was even more dumbfounded.

Qin Xiao was very satisfied with the prince's actions this time, and achieved the effect she expected.

"Your Excellency the Governor, the capital is six hundred miles in an emergency!" The herald ran into the courtyard of the flower hall in a hurry.

"What's the matter?" Yang Yinglong's drunken eyes were slanted.

"Nine thousand years old: Our family has left Beijing and entered Shu on the third day of the first month of this month, and we should do a good job of welcoming the driver at the request of Brother Long's brother."

"Got it." Yang Yinglong tilted his face and toasted again.

The heralds retreated.

"What kind of verbal message, welcome driving, this is only used by the emperor and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Prison State, how can my cousin and his ministers use it indiscriminately! It's really unbelievable! Qiu Chengyun also drank a glass of wine and put the wine glass heavily on the table.

"Qiu Tong knows that this is wrong, nine thousand years old is my future father-in-law, Lao Taishan, even I can use it, why can't he use it! Even you can use it in the future! Zhu Youzhen said drunkenly.

Yang Yinglong: "What about my old Yang!" ”

Zhu Youzhen: "You can't, you are not my father-in-law, who told you that you have no daughter, otherwise you will also be the ruler of the country in the future, you can use whatever I can use!" ”

"Lao Yang, I'm really miserable! Why hasn't even a daughter been born, prince, little brother, my old Yang also wants to be your father-in-law, and I also want to be the father-in-law! ”

"Hurry up and give birth to a daughter, and I will marry her when I am born! Then you will be the ruler of the country! ”

"Your Excellency the Governor, His Royal Highness the Prince, seeing you today, I, Qiu Chengyun, can be regarded as truly seeing what it means to be a father without a monarch and what it means to be a dou who can't be helped! Daming has you here, it's over, it's definitely going to be over! Qiu Chengyun drank another glass of wine, looked up to the sky and sighed, and two lines of tears flowed down his cheeks.

"Lao Qiu, don't talk about those big truths all day long, I don't like to hear Lao Yang, and I don't understand it!"

Zhu Youzhen stood up tremblingly, pointed at Qiu Chengyun and said, "Okay, you Qiu Chengyun, you dare to scold me for being a dou who can't be helped, and say that Daming wants to play?" You are guilty of disobedience! It is to be executed by Ling Chi, and it is to destroy the nine clans! Come on, take Qiu Chengyun down for me and put him on death row! Destroy the Nine...... For the sake of your daughter's face as my crown princess, I won't destroy your nine clans, and destroy your seven clans! ”

Qin Xiao couldn't help but laugh, and said seriously: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, if you destroy Lord Qiu's Seven Clans, I'm afraid that even you, the nine thousand years old, and your unfinished Crown Princess will be executed together." ”

"The prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people! Execute, all execute! As soon as Zhu Youzhen finished speaking, his body slid under the table. Yang Yinglong bent down to help, but he also grabbed the ground.

……

Yang Yinglong dreamed of the "ghost press", he felt that he couldn't breathe at all, and he was about to suffocate...... He used all his strength to push out the "ghost" that was pressing on his body. I only heard a scream.

Yang Yinglong found himself lying on the carved bed of the prince, and the "ghost" he threw to the ground turned out to be the prince.

Both of them sobered up, looking at each other without knowing why.

Qin Xiao and Zhao Xiaowu ran into the house when they heard the sound.

"Sober up godfather! Prince, why did you sleep on the ground? Qin Xiao and Zhao Xiaowu hurriedly helped Zhu Youzhen up.

Zhu Youzhen: "How do I know, I was in a dream, I didn't know who suddenly pushed me, and I woke up here." I'm not done yet. ”

"What's the smell of fresh urine?" Yang Yinglong sniffed around, set his nose on his loose hair, touched it with his hand, it was wet, put his hand on his nose and smelled it, and immediately frowned, "Where did the urine come from on Lao Tzu's head!" ”

Zhao Xiaowu: "You drank too much yourself, and you became incontinent!" ”

"your! How capable Lao Tzu is to be able to pee on his head! ”

"How is it wet in here?" Zhu Youzhen shook the hem of his shirt and was stunned, "I said that I clearly remembered Xiao Xie just now......"

Yang Yinglong suddenly understood what was going on: "You, how can you pee on my head!" ”