Chapter 121: Horses, Mules and Donkeys
"In this area, there is only this one place, the land temple is like this, this land temple is said to be very effective, and people in seven or eight counties within a radius know that the incense is very prosperous." Lu Yi explained.
Li Wenshan's heart moved slightly, the first place was to come to see this land temple fair, was it because of the obscene case a year ago? Well, it must be the case, if you change yourself, you will also look at this god and ghost first, the obscene case is really too dark and evil.
"Do you hear what this is singing?" King Qin looked at the stage, listened carefully for a while, and asked Jin Cunyan with a frown.
Jin Chuyan's brows were furrowed tighter than King Qin, and he didn't hear it, to be honest, he didn't understand much about what the actors on the stage were singing.
King Qin looked back at Lu Yi, Lu Yi spread his hands and shook his head, he really didn't know this.
Gu Liu wrinkled his eyebrows tightly, and he was confused when he listened with his ears sideways, not to mention Li Wenshan, he didn't understand a word after singing on stage for a long time.
Looking at the four people with blank faces, Lu Yi couldn't help laughing, raised his hand to cover it up, coughed, pointed to the tea shed next to him and said, "Go over there and ask for a bowl of tea, sit and watch for a while, those old men, just ask." ”
King Qin snorted and raised his feet to the tea shed.
A few people sat down in the tea shed, Lu Yi took out a handful of money, one of them asked for a bowl of tea, and asked for a few plates of snacks, two of which were plates of snacks, and pushed them to several old men on the other side of the big table, and said with a smile: "Old man, please use it." ”
"Ugh, you're polite." Four or five old men who were drinking tea or smoking dry tobacco hurriedly nodded to Lu Yi and thanked them politely.
"These little offspring are nobles at first glance, look at how good they are."
"That is, at first glance, they are scholars who have read books, all of them are like Wenqu stars, and they will be great nobles in the future."
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Lu Yi asked for a bowl of tea for each of the old men, and the old men smiled and spoke more politely.
"Uncle, Xiao Ke wants to ask for advice, what kind of drama is being sung on this stage?" After a few old men were polite and flattering, Jin Huyan smiled and asked.
"A few scholars are outsiders, right?" An old man with a gray beard and a very good complexion asked with a smile.
Jin Zhuoyan smiled modestly and nodded yes.
"Then you don't understand, you scholars are called...... By the way, Xiucai doesn't go out, he knows the world's affairs, but amen this play, you definitely don't have it in the book, amen this play, you have to sing it every year, amen here, in this play, it is said that there is a county horse in our town, a county horse, you scholars know it, right? That's a great nobleman......"
The old man's eyebrows danced, from King Qin to Li Wenshan, he was stuck as soon as he heard this.
"Uncle, what are you talking about about this county horse? What kind of noble man is he? Surname county? Jin Shuyan couldn't help but interject and asked.
"Hey, you scholars, don't even know about county horses?" The old man sighed in surprise.
The four or five old men next to him laughed together, gossiping, "The scholar is only studying, this county horse, is there anything in the books?" "I said that if you are a scholar, you can't die studying." "It's just that, after studying, you still have to ...... What else is going to happen? ”
King Qin saw Gu Liu from Jin Humble Yan, then saw Li Wenshan, and then looked at Lu Yi, just like the scene on stage, the five of them all looked blank.
"Amen, this great nobleman, surnamed Zhang, Zhang County Ma, is a great blessing, Shang is a county lord, this is a county horse, a scholar, you know what Shang is, right? It's to marry, we people, marrying a daughter-in-law is called marrying, if you marry the county lord, you can't call it marry, you have to call it Shang, that means, climb up, go up, understand? "The old man seemed very learned.
From King Qin to Li Wenshan, they all listened with a sluggish face, and Jin Cunyan was a little weak and short of breath, "Uncle, why did you become the county lord and become a county horse?" This county horse? ”
"Look, this scholar is so good-looking, a smart picture...... The one who is still the princess is called a concubine, and the one who is still the county lord is called a county horse! The old man looked at Jin Cunyan with some pity, and he looked smart in white.
Jin Cunyan couldn't say any expression on his face, stared at the old man, opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.
King Qin's eyes blinked, and he could hear the sound. Lu Yiyuan's eyes widened, between being extremely speechless and about to laugh. Gu Liu's face was incredulous, glaring at Li Wenshan, and Li Wenshan was also glaring at him.
"Ahem!" King Qin coughed violently, leaned over to the old man, and asked seriously, "What about the county lord?" What is the name of the one who has returned to the county lord? ”
"Gunma!" The old man had to ask with a look on his face.
King Qin took a sharp breath, coughed violently again, leaned forward a little more, and his expression became more serious, "Uncle, what you said is a little wrong, if you are still a princess, you are called a concubine, and if you are still a county lord, you can only be called a county mule, and if you are still a county lord, you can only be a county donkey." ”
Gu Liu burst out laughing, and at the same time as the burst of laughter, he fell to the ground with a chair. Li Wenshan held his stomach, and his body was crooked with a hahahaha smile, pressing on Gu Liu's body. Jin Cunyan pointed at King Qin, and his laughing voice changed tone. Lu Yi wanted to pull up Gu Liu and Li Wenshan, but he couldn't stand up with a smile.
Only King Qin continued to have a serious face, and then said to the old man who was said by him and the old man who was laughed at by everyone with a blank face: "Whether it is a princess, a county lord, or a county lord, they are all horses, isn't there no distinction between respect and inferiority?" That's not right, dignity is a clear score, you say? Therefore, you can't call all horses into horses, but into horses, mules, and donkeys. ”
A few small guys came over and pulled up Li Wenshan and Gu Liu.
Lu Yi stood up, arched his hands, and leaned around them, and the old men who were already obviously unhappy accompanied them, "It's really ...... I'm sorry, I'll invite everyone to tea, it's a confession. ”
Lu Yi said, took a piece and a half of broken silver and handed it to the shopkeeper of the tea shed, "Today's tea, I invited, please feel free." ”
Jin Shuyan wiped the tears that came out of laughter, and at the same time came out with King Qin and the others, walked hundreds of steps, and was far away, several people stopped, Gu Liu rubbed his stomach, sighing one after another, his stomach cramped from laughing.
King Qin slapped Gu Liu's stomach a few times with a folding fan, "What is so funny about such a foolish people?" County horses, thanks to them figured out. This is still the richest place in the south of the Yangtze River, with a strong literary style, and is known for its talents. No wonder this obscenity says that chaos can cause chaos. ”
"I've got to go and tell them, don't really bark on a donkey, just in case...... It's a big sin. Li Wenshan wiped two handfuls of laughing tears, pulled Lu Yi and whispered a word, and raised his feet to pass.
King Qin turned his head to look at Li Wenshan, and Jin Shuyan also looked over, looked him up and down, and snorted lightly.