Chapter 14: A Very Modern Exorcism.
Well, have you ever tried a ghost press?
Hiss~~Uhγγγ It's just a bit of a pervert.
"Ahh Perverted!! β
A girl who looked like a dinosaur on the street looked at the oncoming teenager in horror.
"How can you casually call people perverted in broad daylight? It's really immoral, and besides, where can I be perverted with your appearance?
Huh? Wait, if it looks like this look can be anything else... It's really perverted. β
Simon has been scolded for being perverted like this for a few days, because as long as this body sees stockings, its eyes can't help but stare at it.
Why, you ask? Because the original owner of this body is a pervert.
The original owner? That's right, Simon is not actually from this world, he was a small executive on Earth in his previous life, and he broke the window during a company argument, and ended up possessing this teenager.
After being in a daze for a while, suddenly a headache came, Simon quickly rubbed his temples and said to himself:
"Okay, okay, I'll help you with the wedding, don't hurt anymore."
The labor pain in the head is the residual consciousness of the original owner of the body, which can be understood as resentment.
Why did the original owner of the body become a grudge? Of course, I didn't have anything on my mind before I died.
This perverted brother was decent when he was alive... Phew, he is a genius of fighting spirit, but trying to practice magic to the death, and the conflict with his own fighting spirit has become waste.
You say this is like a divorce stream, a tragic divorce, terrifying? No, no, no.
Don't think that like a clichΓ© novel, the perverted brother was not divorced, and Simon did not pick up the ring and the old man.
Forehead... He was robbed of his marriage, because after losing power because of the waste material, the originally engaged woman's family took the opportunity to coerce and changed it to a profit.
The nest makes people decadent, so he dies of excessive drinking, and the stuffiness in his chest lingers for a long time, turning into a resentful and possessed Simon.
In this way, Simon was forced to solve the wedding by the brain pain of resentment, so that the perverted brother could worry about it, so that he could become a Buddha and ascend to heaven.
Walking to the door of a mansion printed with a dragon-shaped coat of arms, a little Zhengtai with a tiger's head and a tiger's brain leaned out from behind the door, and said in a milky voice:
"Sai (West) Meng (Meng) D Ge (Brother) Ge (Brother), you haven't come to play with me for a long time, and you're looking for your father again"
"Because you're stupid, brother, I'll let him stay with me. Brother Simon D, I'm wearing the latest stockings~~"
A little Lori walked out behind Xiao Zhengtai, looking at Simon with a dark smile.
"Really? Forehead... I don't! I'm not a pervert, don't mention any stockings. Anyway, sister, who did you learn from so blackly... β
The twins are Simon's half-brother and sister, and they usually have a good relationship.
He accompanied Simon to walk and chat heartlessly, and walked to the conference hall.
In the conference hall of the mansion, there were many children of the family, and the hall was silent, and the atmosphere was very solemn.
The elders sat in a semicircle, and in the middle sat the face of the Chinese character was Simon his father, Iguniru Hantai.
Simon calculated that there would be a family meeting today, because it was an important part of his plan to send his perverted brother to heaven.
"Why are you here again, didn't I say don't mention the matter of the territory again. When you get married and inherit the earl, the territory will naturally be given to you. β
Simon's father had a strong voice with a sense of majesty that filled every corner of the hall.
"It's really insatiable, if you have this time to make trouble, it's better to think about how to not be ashamed of tomorrow's competition."
It was the second elder who said this unpleasant thing, and he was at odds with the patriarch's faction, so he was naturally willing to fall into the ground.
"It's all a waste, the Adolf family didn't divorce you, even if you have the blessings you cultivated in your previous life, why don't you still dislike it, and you want to compete with the empire to turn it around"
The Adolf family, the commercial overlords of the Empire, are the family of women who are engaged to Simon.
Originally, the perverted brother was abolished, and this wedding was definitely going to be withdrawn, but the magic was that the Adolf family said that if the engagement was changed to a marriage, they were still willing to marry.
Despite the greedy nature of the business overlord, the perverted brother is still 100 willing.
Because it was already scrapped, who would have thought that the perverted brother could also contribute residual heat.
In the end, the perverted brother proposed that the nobles only had one empire in their lives to try to turn it around, which caused dissatisfaction among all the family members.
The second elder began to mock, and the people of his faction echoed him, the most important of which were his two grandchildren.
"They are all people who are going to get rich, like the water that is spilled, how can they still benefit the family?"
"If you become a waste, you don't want to make progress, and you think about small favors all day long"
"Hmph, my eyes are bright, I have long seen through his greedy personality, this is not greedy enough to practice magic"
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"Okay, don't say it" Hantai pressed his hand to stop the commotion.
Simon, who was said to be on fire, glanced at the second elder contemptuously, and shouted loudly with his head held high:
"I'm here to hand over the St. Muris Academy's seal to the family this time in exchange for a piece of territory with complete sovereignty!!"
Am I greedy? Am I spilling water? Figure family interests? Phew!
Such a precious imprint, I say exchange, exchange! Who of you dares to call me greedy!
"What!! The spiritual imprint of the best college in the continent? β
"Is he crazy, he can still stay in the family and be treated, it's all because of this mark"
"The mark that protects him from being hurt by anyone, the last reliance, he actually gave up?"
The mark of St. Muris Academy was given to him by Simon at the age of 18 when he cultivated a level 4 fighting spirit, shocking the empire.
No one can take it out unless he wants to, and he will be hunted down by the academy if he uses it.
The conference hall was suddenly full of people, and even the Great Elder, who usually did not participate in the battle, couldn't sit still, and hurriedly looked at the patriarch Han Tai.
Because getting the stamp means being able to go to the best colleges, which is the highest level of resources.
Seeing such a reaction to the scene, Simon knew that things were stable, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and wipe a handful of sweat.
It's just that this action fell in Xiao Zhengtai's eyes, but it made him think that his brother had been greatly wronged and was slandered for being greedy, and finally he was forced to hand over the mark to clarify.
"Sai Meng D Gege was exchanged for a seal, oh, he is not greedy!!"
With a milky voice, he loudly hugged his brother.
The twins have the same heart, and the little Lori has a black poisonous tongue and assists: "Who was blind just now?" β
The second elder's face was pale, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
Just now, they even said that Simon was greedy, and they said that they had already seen through his greed.
As a result, he left the highest level of resources to the family, and this territory is compared to mosquito legs.
People don't want the interests of the family at all, and they are still creating benefits.
"Patriarch, I agree to this exchange" The Great Elder couldn't wait to stand up.
"I agree", "I agree", "I agree", "I agree", and then several elders hurriedly agreed.
Hantai looked at this scene helplessly, in fact, he had privately rejected his son's proposal several times.
Because this mark is the most important talisman for his son, of course, the father is thinking about his son.
What he didn't expect was that this time he actually used the family meeting to put pressure on the elders.
I can't help but sigh at the change in his son: Although he used to have a perverted hobby, he was always kind and well-behaved, how could it be like this now... So cunning?
"Alright, idiot, come forward"
Simon stepped forward and pulled out a purple glow from his chest, which was the mark of the Academy.
He thought very clearly, and he knew his father's intentions, but this mark protected him, but it also made the people in the family hate him.
It's impossible to study anyway, so it's better to exchange favorable conditions.
The perverted brother just didn't understand this truth, so when he lost power, he was looked down upon by the family everywhere and harbored his guilt.
As the patriarch Hantai beckoned, a dignified beautiful woman walked over, who was the mother of Little Lori and Xiao Zhengtai.
She was tall in a pleated skirt and white stockings wrapped around her long legs.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way, you pervert, look away from me, ah! I can't control my calculations!! β
As soon as he saw the beautiful woman, Simon's body began to get out of control, staring at the white, and he was shouting frantically in his heart.
"Ahem!!" Hantai hurriedly coughed, and the sound of coughing finally helped Simon control his body.
It's just that the old father's eyes narrowed, obviously despising Simon: This is your stepmother, you pervert.
Don't.,I'm not a pervert.,Father, listen to my explanation.γγγ
Simon wanted to cry without tears, and put the mark into the hands of the beautiful woman, and took the parchment scroll that was handed to him.
"Simon, you think about it carefully, if you want to obtain a complete sovereign territory, you can't inherit the earl, you can only add and remove the baron.
This is a document and a territorial seal, you can sign your name. β
After Hantai finished speaking, he suddenly aged a lot, and his eyes were full of guilt for failing to protect his son.
On the contrary, Simon did not hesitate at all after taking it, and excitedly signed the name - Simon Β· D. Igoniru.
"Ding! Gain a territory and open the lord boss flow system. β
"Detected an energy conflict in the host's body, corrected completely"
Hearing the voice in his head, Simon smirked, finally waiting for this moment.
The head won't hurt anymore, and that pervert can also ascend to heaven.