Chapter 263: Horse Box Brand Bottle Opener
"Then, I'll try!"
Puma does not have as many scruples as Dariba, as the so-called ignorant are fearless, at this time he is more looking forward to the future of the Danya people than the past.
"Yes, that's right! If you don't try, how do you know you can't? Let me tell you, the top leaders in the industry don't understand business. ”
After saying this, most of the governors repented and slapped their mouths, saying What are you doing here, where are these words of praise.
However, this "dismounted and ignorant Peach Blossom Town" was never so easy to understand, and the four of them put Dariba squarely behind the ancestral hall, and discussed intensively for a long time without touching the slightest spark.
One monk and two monks have water to drink, and four monks must have no water to drink, but it is no problem to play mahjong and knock on bridge. In order to avoid arguing with them and interfering with other people's ideas, Zhou Yu took the initiative to take care of Dariba's funeral, and left the matter of unlocking the lock to the old brothers.
However, there is really not much time left for a few people. Nika's life is passing little by little, the deadline is imminent, and the Metropolitan is more anxious than anyone else. At this point, he had no choice but to force himself to calm down.
The ancestral hall of the Danya people is in a cave at the end of the village, where there are dozens of tablets of the elders who have gone west. Even though they have migrated for thousands of years in the borderless land and traveled thousands of kilometers, the Danya people have never dared to abandon their roots and forget their ancestors and impeach their ancestors.
Zhou Yu carried Dariba's body into the cave, and the fluorite here was different from the river, it was baby pink, and it looked very amazing. Although the entrance is not spacious, it is a little difficult for two people to pass side by side, but once you step inside, you will find that there is a hole in the sky.
The cave is forged out of a Buddhist shrine-shaped groove, which enshrines dozens of tablets, and there are some boxes of different shapes and metal forged in some larger grooves, which want to hold the ashes of the elders.
"Little hero, this is it, according to the clan rules, the elder should be cremated here, and then the ashes should be put into the horse box."
There are so many rules for the Danya people, and they just finished telling their elders that their elders' corpses should not touch the ground, and what kind of horse box is they put into at this time. Wait, Horse Box?
"Y-You say it again?" Zhou Yu looked at the old farmer with wide eyes. Puma sent him to guide him, and he urgently negotiated with Lao Dao on how to open the corkage.
"I said cremation here!"
"No, next sentence!"
"Put it in the box!"
"Horse box? What Horse Box? ”
"Horse boxes are those boxes, huh!"
The old farmer stretched out his hand and pointed to the nearest Buddhist shrine to the two, and the jet-black alloy box inside exuded a simple and mysterious atmosphere under the pink light, as if hiding countless secrets and untold stories.
"Horse box, horse box! How did this horse box come about? ”
"The horse box is forged from fluorite in the lower part of the riverbed, and it needs to go through 9981 processes by a blacksmith. . . ."
"Okay, okay, stop talking about the ozone layer. Where is Dariba's horse box? ”
"This, uh...
"How did you spit? Not satisfied with your placement? ”
Zhou Yu glared at him, the old farmer's expression looked very unnatural, of course, it was not because he did not inherit the mantle of Dariba, and he was still convinced to recommend Puma to take over.
The little hero laughed, the horse stone is not easy to come by, you have to wait until the low tide of the Salamander River once every ten years to pick up a little, and it will take about a hundred years to save up the materials for forging a horse box, where is it so easy? As for the old elder's one, he hadn't saved enough. ”
"And where did you collect the materials from the horse boxes before you migrated here?"
"This, I am lonely and unheard of, but I don't know about it."
The old farmer shook his head, as if he was hiding something.
Don't care so much, dismount, dismount, the meaning of these two words caused most of the governor to think about it, his eyes wandered in the hundreds of Buddhist shrines in front of him, and after a cursory sweep, there were probably more than ten horse boxes in them.
In other words, even if they are all elders, their status is not necessarily worthy of a big coffin and a horse box.
"So, there's a difference between a Great Elder and an Elder?"
"Little hero Takami, that's exactly what it is. Only the previous Great Elders could be buried in the Horse Box. The other elders, who can't climb high. ”
"Hmm..."
Zhou Yu rubbed his chin, his eyes lit up. He didn't pay attention to the confused old farmer beside him, and crawled to the lowest groove with his hands and feet.
"Little hero, I can't help it!"
When the old farmer saw Zhou Yu's movements clearly, he was so shocked that his jaw almost fell on the surface of his feet, he had seen many people who had no rules, lost face, and messed up, but where was this kid in front of him behaving out of line, it was simply going to destroy the world!
"Is this a horse box?"
Zhou Yu stepped on the raised edges and corners of the rock wall with his two feet, bent down and picked up the horse box, and put it in front of him to look at it carefully. If I hadn't played rock climbing a few times in Huairou, I wouldn't have been able to walk on the ground here.
"O my fathers, sin and sin!"
The old farmer was in a hurry, he had already broken the rules, not everyone came to the ancestral hall, it stands to reason that Puma should come in with Dariba on his back, and everyone else was waiting outside. Now he not only braved the world's condemnation to enter the forbidden land, but also brought in a demon king of the mixed world.
With a plop, Zhou Yu looked back and saw that the old farmer was kneeling on the ground, his hands trembling in some strange prayer posture, his eyes closed and his mouth chanting.
"Is it that scary?"
The Governor turned around and ignored him. Without doing anything, Lao Tzu simply took off these horse boxes to see what kind of vision happened. Doing it is happy and playing, this has always been Zhou Yu's motto. Big deal, I'll put you all back again!
"Disturb, disturb; Forgive me, forgive me! Guys, this interruption is really a helpless move, and I hope that the seniors will be more considerate and forgiving. If you are angry, you will sprinkle at me, it has nothing to do with them! ”
Zhou Yu slowly retreated, and at the same time made a cross on his chest, placing the first horse box on the open space. He also knew that what he was doing was useless, Jesus Christ did not eat all the world in his previous life, not to mention that when he arrived in this borderless land and underground city, we are just a foreign monk, since we are poor in money, we can't even do bad things.
The old peasant still knelt on the ground, trembling like chaff, and did not dare to raise his head.
Three times five divided by two, most of the governors shaved their hands and pedals, high and low gears, and took off all the fifteen horse boxes with a cup of tea. Panting on his knees, he suddenly remembered that the old farmer was still kowtowing behind him. Looking back, where is there still the shadow of the old boy, I am afraid that in order to get rid of the suspicion, I have already smeared oil under my feet and slipped away.
Whatever you do, I'll do mine. With a two-pronged approach, maybe something can be done? Thinking of this, Zhou Yu took out the bottle of dragon blood pinned to his waist.
It's strange to say, as soon as the dragon blood vial was taken out, Zhou Yu felt a little different. The circle of horse boxes on the ground shook slightly, and at first the Governor thought that there was going to be an earthquake, so he hurriedly held on to the inner wall of the cave. But in the blink of an eye, this is not the case. The blood vial flickered and emitted a round light, forming the shape of water ripples and spreading out in all directions, and Zhou Yu seemed to be in the center of a small galaxy at this time, holding a huge star in his hand.
No, what's going on? Faintly he heard the noise of people outside the cave and the sound of hurried footsteps, but that didn't make him twist his neck to check what was happening behind him.
"Elder, it's, it's here!"
"Nonsense, this is nonsense! Licentious! Sin is not punishable! ”
The last scolding was Puma's voice, Zhou Yu turned his head to look at him extremely impatiently, and after looking at each other, Puma's expression quickly changed from anger to shock, and his eyes shifted from this kid to his hand.
"You, you, this is, this is..."
"What are you, me, come and help?"
Zhou Yu was at a loss, he needed a helping hand very much at this time, fortunately Puma and the others came in time, otherwise he really didn't know how to operate this dragon blood vial.
"Dragon's blood awakened?"
Puma shouted, and the old farmer and the old Taoist knelt on the ground behind him, and there were several bearded men facing the viciousness behind him. Zhou Yu scoffed, expecting that this was Puma gathering people to subdue him.
"Don't be stunned, my Great Elder, hurry up and help, right?"
This time, it's the turn of the Metropolitan Governor to be displeased, and every day is either to be held accountable or interrogated, can you do something serious? Can you serve the masses?
"Okay, okay!"
Puma nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, turned three steps into two steps and stepped over, reaching out to take the blood bottle in Zhou Yu's hand.
"Oh it's not this bottle, underground, underground!"
Zhou Yu glanced at the horse box that was shaking violently on the ground, and Puma hurriedly bent down to check. At this time, the horse boxes on the ground shook even more violently, as if each of them contained a freshly caught crucian carp, which was very restless and urgently needed to fall to the ground.
"W-How is this good?"
Puma holds one and the other jumps. Reach for that, and jump out under him.
"Y-You're here to help!"
Good guy, I came to Xingshi to ask for guilt, but I didn't expect it to become a starter.
"Wait, wait!"
Zhou Yu, who was petrified in place, suddenly stopped Puma's movements, and he waved his head behind him, signaling several people to step back. The horse box on the ground didn't seem to be doing it wantonly, but beating regularly.
In front of everyone's eyes, fifteen horse boxes quickly spread out, surrounding Zhou Yu, and under the guidance of the light waves emitted by the dragon blood vial, they gradually lined up in the shape of a flower.
"Ancestor!"
"The old ancestor has appeared!"
Puma took the lead, and everyone knelt down, except for Zhou Yu. The Metropolitan Governor laughed in his heart, there was something wrong with these people, they knelt down when they were fine, and apologized when they were fine. Could it be that this is the custom of the Danya people?
Dismount, peach blossom?
Zhou Yu looked at the blood bottle in his hand, and then looked at the peach blossom array formed by the horse box on the ground.
"Bang", before he could see what was going on, the dragon blood vial exploded, and small fragments burst out, and subconsciously Zhou Yu hurriedly squatted, maintaining the posture of the sky with his right hand, relying on his quick reaction and not being affected. But even so, his right hand was numb from the shock, as if he had just detonated a second kick in his hand.
The smoke gradually dissipated, and Zhou Yu slowly stood up, using his left hand to make a pu fan and wave it to beat the dust and mist.
In the palm of his right hand, there is an extra purple bead the size of a walnut, which is not heavy and shining.