104 Erha, Silly Dog, Your Majesty the Carpenter
Erha rushed out of the dragon and came to the feet of His Majesty the Emperor, and raised his hind legs with his boots attached to His Majesty the Emperor.
......Shhhh
It peed, urinated on the boots of His Majesty the Emperor, and the amount of water was quite large, and it seemed that it had been holding it for a long time.
After urinating, it happily kicked its hind hooves a few times. Sprinkle the mud made with urine on the boots of His Majesty the Emperor.
According to the development of the plot, Qin Xiao believes that His Majesty the Emperor will definitely be furious next, and then order someone to drag Erha down and beat him to death, or escort him to the execution ground, behead or Ling Chi.
After all, this is a heinous crime of blatant blasphemy against His Majesty the Emperor!
However, His Majesty the Emperor didn't mind, he squatted down and caressed Erha's head.
"Nurhachi, you're too naughty."
Okay, this Erha is a male, and his name is ...... Nurhachi?!
Although Qin Xiao is not good at history, he also knows who Nurhachi is. This person is the founding ancestor of the Qing Dynasty.
Why did His Majesty the Emperor give this name to a dog, was it just a coincidence, or was there a reason?
Qin Xiao quietly raised his head and saw His Majesty the Emperor walking towards him with Wei Zhongxian's support.
He is tall and thin, his height looks similar to Zhu Youzhen, and his temperament between his eyebrows is very similar to that of Uncle Wu Xiubo.
Qin Xiao didn't understand, such an emperor was actually a faint monarch?!
Incredible!
But when I think about it, people are just obsessed with civil engineering, and in modern times, they must be a top architectural designer! How can you make people faint!
This vile and shameless history textbook!
Moreover, His Majesty the Emperor is also very loving to small animals, which is enough to make Qin Xiao have a good impression of him.
When His Majesty the Emperor walked past Qin Xiao with Erha, Erha actually broke free of the reins and jumped into Qin Xiao's arms at once.
Qin Xiao was kneeling, so Erha could kiss and lick her face for a while, and after licking, he simply sat in her arms and didn't leave.
"Haha, it seems that Nurhachi has a relationship with your kid!" His Majesty the Emperor stopped in front of Qin Xiao and said with a hearty smile.
"Qin Xiao, the deputy envoy of the Shizhu Xuanfu Division, knocks to see Your Majesty, long live my emperor!"
Qin Xiao got up and respectfully bowed three times and bowed nine times to His Majesty the Emperor.
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qin Xiao and said: "The deputy envoy is not as good as Tusi to say that he inherited the position, seeing that you are no more than twenty years old, you can live in the fifth grade, there must be talented people!" ”
"A woman's lack of talent is virtue, let Your Majesty laugh!" Qin Xiao said humbly.
"Huh?!"
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qin Xiao again in disbelief.
"You-"
"Your Majesty, the minister is a daughter...... body"
His Majesty the Emperor was stunned.
Wei Zhongxian, who was supporting His Majesty the Emperor, and Yang Yinglong, who was behind him, squeezed their eyebrows at Qin Xiao for a while.
According to the reminder of Wei Yang and Wei Yang, when His Majesty the Emperor arrived, Qin Xiao still had to show up as Shizhu's deputy envoy and not reveal his identity as a woman. Because in the Ming Dynasty, there was never a precedent for a woman to be an official, so as not to make the emperor unhappy when he found out.
Of course, Yang Yinglong wanted her to show her face in the name of the prince's daughter-in-law, but the prince's red mouth and white teeth swore that he would give birth to a child and then give her a title! Naturally, he was not qualified to stand with the crown prince and Feng Lin to greet His Majesty the Emperor, so he could only stand among the hundred officials.
As for why the prince didn't give Qin Xiao the title, in fact, Qin Xiao didn't want it, if he did, it would be a serious person with eight hundred of you, Zhu Youzhen! Even if you don't want to sleep, you have to sleep! How can you keep your virgin body and become a queen?!
"Women being officials, in my Ming Dynasty, is an unprecedented anecdocy. When you arrive at the palace, come to me with your official copywriting. ”
With that, His Majesty the Emperor turned around and walked towards the Sword Gate.
I'm rubbing, you stupid dog Erha forgot!
His Majesty the Emperor suddenly remembered something, and turned back and said:
"Nurhachi, take care of your good life! If there is a mistake, I will not spare you. ”
"Yes!"
"Silly daughter! You're in trouble! Yang Yinglong scolded Qin Xiao in a low voice, and was busy chasing His Majesty the Emperor.
After that, a middle-aged woman with a phoenix crown and a bejeweled beauty walked down from the phoenix bowl, and this woman knew at a glance that she must have been a beauty when she was young.
Presumably, this should be Zhu Youzhen's dear mother, the imperial concubine.
Sure enough, after Zhu Youzhen knelt three times and bowed nine times, he stepped forward and hugged the woman, and called him "mother concubine" in his mouth.
……
After seven days of traveling, His Majesty the Emperor and Imperial Concubine Liangliang and his party entered Tusi City.
In the palace of Tusi Mansion, there is a big feast.
However, to catch the wind for the emperor and the imperial concubine, only officials above the fourth rank are eligible to participate, and Qin Xiao is the fifth grade, so naturally she will not have her share.
Take "Nurhachi" home and eat!
The little male dog "Nurhachi" didn't recognize his life, and when he entered the house, he broke free from the rope in Qin Xiao's hand, rushed into the courtyard and walked wildly, on this pillar, and soaking again in the corner, and soaking more than a dozen soaks of urine in one breath after another.
OK, this land has been occupied by Ben Erha!
I don't know what His Majesty the Emperor thinks, this Erha is obviously his son, why did he return the custody to others without saying a word? - It's too much, Your Majesty the Emperor?
If you don't take care of this Erha, His Majesty the Emperor will be to blame. But what does His Majesty's dog eat?
Will it be like His Majesty the Emperor every day?
In the next second, Qin Xiao felt that he had misjudged.
Erha seemed to smell the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, and rushed straight to the thatched house in the backyard.
When Qin Xiao caught up, Erha was already eating happily in the pit.
When Qin Xiao came to drag it away, it was quite unhappy, and the resentful eyes seemed to be saying to Qin Xiao:
"You don't eat such a delicious thing? Why don't you let me eat it! ”
It turns out that His Majesty the Emperor's dog also eats!
That's it!
Qin Xiao was full, poured the leftovers into a big bowl, and after a while, the two halves were swept away.
Evenly, you don't have to worry about leftovers in the future!
Yang Yinglong and Wei Zhongxian, one left and one right, helped Zhu Youzhen to enter the door.
Zhu Youzhen was drunk like mud.
Qin Xiao hurriedly stepped forward to help and helped Zhu Youzhen into the bed in the bedroom.
Walking out of the door, Yang Yinglong and Wei Zhongxian began to count Qin Xiao.
"You stupid daughter, Lao Tzu told you not to tell the emperor that you are a woman, how can you-"
Qin Xiao clearly saw that his godfather's slap had been raised, so he hesitated for a moment and put it down.
"If you don't see that you are a daughter's family, your godfather will beat you with gold stars in both eyes!"
"Godfather, I don't think we can hide it from the emperor, that's the crime of bullying the king."
"There are nine thousand years old and Lao Tzu to support you, what are you afraid of!"
"That's not to lie. I've never told a lie when I'm so old. ”
"Elm Head!"
"Godfather, little brother, the emperor knows that I am a daughter, will he kill me?"
Qin Xiao pretended to be frightened.
In fact, she was not afraid at all, and her intuition told her that if she let the emperor know about her daughter, she would have better access to the emperor.
"No, it won't."
Wei Zhongxian said unhurriedly.
"Nurhachi is the emperor's favorite of his old man, even this little cub, his old man has let you take it to raise, his old man, he is satisfied with you!"
"Qin Xiao, the emperor ordered you to go to the palace to meet you."
A little eunuch entered the courtyard.
……
The Great Flower Hall of Tusi Mansion has been transformed into the Emperor's "Diligent Palace".
The east courtyard behind the big flower hall was changed into the emperor's bedroom, and the west courtyard was changed into the imperial concubine's bedroom.
After receiving the emperor's order, Qin Xiao brought the duty copywriting to the Qinzheng Palace.
His Majesty the Emperor is not there.
Wait, after all, Your Majesty is busy with state affairs.
But waiting left and right, a whole hour has passed, and there is still no shadow of his old man!
"Qin Xiao, why are you here, the emperor and his old man have been waiting for you for a long time!"
It was Fang Cai, the little eunuch who went to her house to spread the word.
The second monk Qin Xiaozhang was puzzled.
"Father-in-law, aren't you here to see the emperor?"
"The emperor is waiting for you in the back garden, go quickly!"
Qin Xiao hurried to the back garden.
The back garden has become a woodworking mill, full of wood.
A couple of young eunuchs and a middle-aged uncle in a cloth coat were doing carpentry in a corner of the garden, a miniature palace about a man tall that was nearing completion. The little eunuchs were busy painting, and the middle-aged uncle looked at the palace back and forth with a carving knife in his hand, making up for it here and removing a piece there.
Qin Xiao confirmed again that this is the back garden of the Tusi Mansion Palace, but what about His Majesty the Emperor, where is his old man? Didn't he say he was here?
Just when Qin Xiao was pressing, a voice that seemed to be heard sounded.
"Qin Xiao, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
Following the prestige, it was the middle-aged uncle who was calling himself.
This face is also familiar.
It's His Majesty the Emperor!
"The minister is late, please forgive your majesty!"
Qin Xiao hurriedly knelt on the ground. You must not be reasonable with the emperor, she dares to say that the old lady waited for you for two hours in the Qinzheng Palace?
"Is Nurhachi okay?" His Majesty the Emperor asked.
"Okay, Your Majesty, it fell asleep on the minister's bed, and the minister wanted to bring it with him, but seeing that it slept so soundly, he couldn't bear to disturb it."
His Majesty the Emperor nodded with satisfaction:
"Let you raise him, and I will be relieved. This kid is so good at making trouble, he has torn four of my dragon robes along the way, and he has lost no less than ten pairs of boots, and even lost three pairs of ink fountains that I usually use! Let me raise it, I will be much quieter, and when you think about it, you have to bring it over to accompany me at any time. ”
"Yes."
Your Majesty the Emperor, don't you know that Erha said that the king of the demolition family? If you're afraid of demolishing the house, I'm not afraid of my mother?
It's good for you, when you want it, get it and plate it twice, and let me serve it and urine when it's time to shovel it!
Shovel, shovel urine, take a bath, don't care, just take care of the plate!
This is the highest level of raising pets and playing with pets, congratulations to His Majesty the Emperor, you have reached!
"Did you bring the copywriting with you?"
"Bring it!"
Qin Xiao held the copywriting in both hands and presented it to His Majesty the Emperor.