I struck a stirring spirit and hurriedly said to the fat man: "Don't tell anyone about this matter first, and then go when I'm ready." Otherwise, if something happens, it's not enough to deliver food! ”

Before the fat man could say anything, Gao Ke said, "Can I go too?" Last time it was so exciting! I'd like to see it! ”

"Whatever, let's go together." The fat man didn't care, he felt that as long as I went, it didn't matter who the others were, and then the fat man frowned as if he remembered something, and immediately said: "The day after tomorrow, the parents will meet, your parents are in their hometown, and your master is so old." In case the head teacher complains to you, what should you do if you make your master angry again! I have an idea. ”

"There's something to say, there's a fart!" I glanced at the fat man, but I didn't care much about my master, just the head teacher's little fancy intestines, I couldn't be angry with my master.

"I'll pay you to hire someone and pretend to be your parents." The fat man said obscenely.

"Brother, let me tell you, you can be shameless, but you have to be honest, understand?" I tapped her on the shoulder, "Gone, home." ”

After dinner, I accompanied the master to do tai chi.

"Old man, let's have a parent-teacher conference, will you go? I'm afraid you'll be angry. I said casually.

"Go, look at how noisy my apprentice is." "Okay, don't be." "Don't worry, death will take you with you!" "Get out!"

……

Parent-teacher meetings are where students are waiting, and parents are sitting at their children's desks. As for my master, I guess I'll have to sit in the trash can by then.

Du Honghe also came, and he saw that his complexion had recovered well, he should have listened to the words of the fat man, and he had recently quit sex and done more good deeds. When I saw Master and I outside the classroom, I was about to bow. I put a walker on his shoulder, and I didn't want to be talked about, and said, "Hello uncle." ”

Du Honghe is also a person, how can he not understand that this is not a place for greetings, and returned at the moment: "Well-off, right, I heard my son often mention you, you have to supervise each other's learning, and come home to do homework together when you have time!" ”

"Thank you, uncle." I smiled at him with an innocent face and replied.

As the bell rang, the students brought their parents into the classroom one by one.

"Xiaokang, where are you sitting?" My master asked curiously.

I pouted: "No, the separate table in front of the trash can is me." ”

Du Honghe, who had been paying attention to my side, heard about it, and immediately came over and said, "The old man is old, don't sit in the corner, let's change." ”

Before my master could say anything, the head teacher came over and said mockingly: "You can't change it, the student's position represents his grades and performance, and if the parents don't teach well, they will have to bear the child's mistakes and grades in school." No wonder he didn't have good grades, it turned out that he grew up with his grandfather, no father and no mother, tsk. He said it in front of everyone, and the latter sentence was muttered quietly, but it clearly fell into the ears of the surrounding parents.

My master was wearing a big black trouser and pulled it up, a big waistcoat, and a white coat on the outside. There is also a pair of cloth shoes, all of which are dirt, mainly a broken fan pinned to the waist. I guess it's my image that makes the head teacher look down on me even more. But I feel that my master is very good like this, and he wears clothes just for comfort, not for these snobs.

My master's brow furrowed, but he relaxed again. Du Honghe, who was about to have a seizure, saw my master frowning, and there was a trace of schadenfreude on his originally angry face.

The head teacher walked a few steps, retreated back, and said to Du Honghe: "Oh, it's Mr. Du, I didn't recognize it just now, you can go to the front." Xiao Haodi has improved a lot, and I placed him in the second row. In the future, let him have less contact with this kind of foreign place, which will affect his learning. ”

Before Du Honghe could speak, the master said, "Xiaokang, this is your school, it's so big, this classroom is so bright, it's much better than our countryside." Then he looked left and right as if he had never seen the world. If I didn't know the depth of my master, he would have played tricks, but I knew that my master was really angry.

Master has a principle that once you get angry, you will let everyone be proud and ridiculed as much as you want, and then when they are proud, kill them. Sure enough, when this sentence was spoken, some educated parents around him were already covering their mouths and holding back a smile, not to mention some low-quality ones.

The head teacher also said sarcastically: "You don't know, Xiaokang's usual performance." Then he began to complain all kinds of complaints, and my master listened to it with a smiling expression, and then said, "Haha, in our country, it's like this." ”

The head teacher said with disgust: "What family has whom." ”

Then he walked up to the podium and kicked us out of the room for parent-teacher conferences.

As soon as the squad leader went out, he said contemptuously: "No wonder the quality is so low, hey!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked out by the fat man. He wanted to say something, but was glared at by the fat man, and walked away with a look of resentment.

The friendship of classmates, most of them are very pure, unlike their parents, many classmates also witnessed the scene just now, and after coming out, they did not alienate me and laugh at me, but surrounded me very sympathetically and said: "At the beginning, we just scolded you for finding a sense of existence and pretending to be a force, but I didn't expect you to be so miserable, we apologize for alienating you at the beginning of school." ”

Then many classmates echoed and apologized to me, which made me embarrassed.

The more than two hours were finally over, and at the strong request of Du Honghe, Master and I were driven home. As soon as I entered the house, my master laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing at, old man?" I asked, puzzled.

"You can't play with a class teacher, and you still say it's my apprentice? Not skinny at all, boy! Lao Tzu was also a gangster back then, you are really ashamed of me! My master said to me with a mocking face: "Anyway, the introduction is buried for you, blow her up, I will protect you no matter how much trouble you make this time." It's just that a teacher doesn't serve as a teacher, but bullying my apprentice, in fact, it's nothing, the main thing is that I dare to mock the dashing me, it's just death! I'll leave it to you, let's play! ”

"How big is it?" I'm kind of jumpy.

"It's okay to be as big as you want, if you don't make you happy, although you don't care if you're humiliated now, but I'm afraid that it will cause trouble to your mood in the future, and you can only keep your mood perfect after venting."

"Troop ......" I was just about to say if I could bring a few people from the troop at that time, but as soon as I said two words, the master said, "Looking for you Uncle Zhang, you have a phone, I will say hello to you later." ”

……

"What's going on with my son, Yu Xiaokang, you explain it to me! Why did he get caught with you! "After the lunch break, the head teacher rushed into the classroom and yelled at me before the afternoon class.

"How do I know, it's really none of my business!"