Tang Xiaoxuan heard that Shao Yitian, a villain, was going to beat his little ass again, so he was so frightened that he quickly took a step back and sat on the bed, wanting to make Shao Yitian's plan not successful.

Seeing this, Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Wife, what are you doing here? Do you want my husband and me to go to bed and beat your little ass?"

As soon as she heard this, Tang Xiaoxuan was like a cat with her tail stepped on, she suddenly stood up from her chair, looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "Villain, what do you want to do?"

Shao Yitian said: "Wife, didn't I just say, the family law is serving, why did you forget it so quickly." ”

Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly left the bedside, she knew that Shao Yitian, a villain, was a villain who could do what he said, how could he stand it when he really went to the bed to beat herself.

Taking advantage of Shao Yitian's lack of attention, Tang Xiaoxuan immediately ran to the door, wanting to take advantage of this opportunity to escape.

Seeing this, Shao Yitian asked with a smile: "Wife, what are you trying to do?

Tang Xiaoxuan cocked her nose and said, "Hmph, you villain, this girl won't play with you anymore." ”

After speaking, Tang Xiaoxuan was about to open the door and walk out, but at this moment, Shao Yitian pointed casually, and a white light fell on the door, no matter how hard Tang Xiaoxuan tried, he just couldn't open the door.

At this moment, Tang Xiaoxuan was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Villain, what did you do, why can't the door be opened?"

Shao Yitian spread his hands and said, "I didn't do anything, you can't open the door yourself, blame me for what." ”

Tang Xiaoxuan was so angry that she stomped her feet, she knew that it was Shao Yitian, the villain, who caused the ghost, but there was nothing she could do, so she could only stand in place and get angry, giving Shao Yitian a murderous look from time to time.

"Wife, didn't you just say that you want to see the thing that is on your lower abdomen? Come on, husband, I don't have the family law to serve you, so I'll let you watch that thing now. Shao Yitian smiled and said.

Seeing the impure smile on Shao Yitian's face, Tang Xiaoxuan suddenly had an ominous premonition.

But then I thought about it, isn't it just to look at things? As a dignified policeman, I'm still afraid of this.

"Okay, hurry up and get your stuff out of my lower abdomen, this girl wants to see what it is. ”

When Shao Yitian heard this, he asked with a shocked face, "Wife, are you in such a hurry?"

Tang Xiaoxuan glared at Shao Yitian angrily and said, "Where is my urgency, it's clear that you said you want to show me, hurry up and take it out, otherwise this girl won't look at it." ”

Shao Yitian said: "I didn't expect my wife to be an impatient, so let's do it, wife, you sit on the bed, and I will quickly take out the things to show you." ”

Tang Xiaoxuan didn't understand, why did she sit on the bed when she looked at something, and asked, "Why do you want to sit on the bed, can't you stand here and watch?"

Shao Yitian said: "But you can, but I always feel uncomfortable standing at the door and looking at my kind of thing, so it's better to sit on the bed and watch it." ”

Tang Xiaoxuan looked at Shao Yitian with that vigilant look and asked, "You want me to sit on the bed, you won't have any idea of beating me, right?"

Because in Tang Xiaoxuan's opinion, Shao Yitian, a villain, can do all kinds of bad things.

Shao Yitian thought to himself, brother also wants to do bad things to you, but that kind of thing has to be done by wishful thinking, and brother will not do that kind of twisted thing.

"Don't worry, I'm the most honest person, although your wife is particularly charming, especially your slender ****, let me not think about it, but I won't use my husband. Shao Yitian said.

Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Tang Xiaoxuan was overjoyed, as a woman, everyone wants to hear the praise of the opposite sex about herself. Especially Shao Yitian's praise of himself, Tang Xiaoxuan heard it in his ears, it was as sweet as eating honey.

"Hmph, this girl forgives you for not having the guts!" Tang Xiaoxuan said and sat on the bed.

After sitting down, Tang Xiaoxuan said, "Okay, this girl also sat down, you should take out the things for me to see now, right?"

"Wife, are you sure you really want to watch it?" Shao Yitian confirmed again.

Tang Xiaoxuan said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you so verbose, how many times have I said it, I see, you hurry up and take out the things!"

Shao Yitian sighed, and then began to untie the belt, Tang Xiaoxuan saw Shao Yitian's action of unleashing, and immediately asked: "Shao Yitian, what do you want to do? Didn't you just say that you won't do bad things? Your words don't count, Shao Yitian, you villain!"

Shao Yitian wanted to cry without tears, you just urged you to see my things, and now I show it to you, but you say that I am a hooligan, and I have really wronged my grandmother's house.

"Wife, don't you want to see my things, I'm showing you something!" Shao Yitian quickly explained.

Tang Xiaoxuan didn't believe Shao Yitian's nonsense, and said: "You villain, you don't lie to me, you obviously want to play hooligan and do bad things, don't think I don't know." ”

Shao Yitian said with a bitter face: "Wife, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really just want to show you something." ”

When Tang Xiaoxuan saw Shao Yitian's appearance, she began to believe Shao Yitian's words a little, and couldn't help asking, "How can you, a big man, hide things there?"

When Shao Yitian heard this, he said: "Wife, what are you talking nonsense, what is called hiding, the thing I just held on your lower abdomen grew here." ”

At this time, no matter how stupid Tang Xiaoxuan was, she understood what the thing that was on her lower abdomen just now was.

Thinking of the filthy thing on Shao Yitian's body, Tang Xiaoxuan's pretty face was as red as a monkey's ass.

Thinking that he had taken the initiative to see the ugly thing on Shao Yitian's body just now, Tang Xiaoxuan couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Shao Yitian, you scoundrel, you scoundrel, you big hooligan......" Tang Xiaoxuan immediately accused Shao Yitian with a pretty face.

Shao Yitian defended himself: "Wife, I asked for your opinion just now and asked if you wanted to watch it, but you said categorically that you wanted to see it, and I can't blame me." ”

Tang Xiaoxuan said angrily: "But people still think it's something else, who would have thought that it was your thing, you villain, it's really bad." ”

Shao Yitian said: "Where am I bad, am I a good person, okay? I gave you a hint before, saying that I would make you beg for mercy, who made you take the kind reminder as a fart." ”

It's okay not to talk about this reminder, but when she talks about this reminder, Tang Xiaoxuan is even more shy and doesn't dare to look at Shao Yitian's villain.

Although Tang Xiaoxuan is still a serious yellow flower girl, she has secretly watched one or two blockbusters of the island country once upon a time, and the pictures in them are still fresh in my memory.

Now, hearing Shao Yitian's words, Tang Xiaoxuan's mind involuntarily remembered the situation in the island blockbuster he had watched, but the hero and heroine in it were replaced by himself and Shao Yitian, the villain.