Chapter 77: Disobedience to rob
“doggoesoofcatgoesmeo
birdgoesteetandmousegoessqueek
cogoesmoofroggoescroak
andtheelephantgoestoot”
...
The class was stunned, this is an English song? , this song is called a fox? Nima Chen Yun, there is no one in your brain. This translates to drunk, what kind of words are these? Cats meow, birds chirp, mice squeak, cows moo, frogs croak, and elephants beet... Do you still need to sing these? Three-year-olds know it!
After the calm prelude, Chen Yun's voice directly mentioned the sky:
hatdoesthefoxsay?
ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
hatdoesthefoxsay?
a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-po!
a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-po!
a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-po!
hatdoesthefoxsay?
......
Destroy the three views, destroy the three views! The students' three views collapsed directly, can the song still be sung like this? , brother, you are my own brother! There are no words that can describe the mood of the students present, dozens of people are watching Chen Yun convulsive--fox barking.
The corners of the head teacher and music teacher Li Zhoumin's mouth twitched, what kind of strange thing is this to write such a strange divine comedy?
16 and 18 classes.
The bored classmates who were watching the show suddenly heard a singing sound from the next class that made their scalps tingle.
"What song is this? I got goosebumps when I heard it. ”
"It's so much character. Pure English songs? Listen, what does the fox call? Bell-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-...Ding- Damn, awesome! ”
A large number of students from neighboring classes ran directly out of the window of class 17, and when they saw the performers on stage, they were speechless.
I knew that it was really this thing that sang it, and who could sing such a song except this thing?
"Don't be stunned!" Chen Yun shouted: "Come together and the fox is called wow!" ”
Oh ~ oh oh ~ ~ oh oh oh ~ ~, the audience is crazy, no matter what demeanor, twisted up with Chen Yun, although this song ruined the three views, but I have to admit that it is too rendering. Especially the climax, which makes people involuntarily shake along.
hatdoesthefoxsay?
a-hee-aheeha-hee!
a-hee-aheeha-hee!
a-hee-aheeha-hee!
hatdoesthefoxsay?
a-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
oo-oo-oo-ooo!
....
The more you sing, the more you dance, the more you dance, not only the students in the class, but also the students who are watching the excitement outside the class, you see, even the head teacher gently shakes his neck.
"Hey, God, I'm going to die."
"It's an idol, ****. This song is super magical! ”
"I can't stop, my body doesn't listen to the command at all, I'm going to fly!"
"I've recorded the whole process and posted it on the Internet, and it's going to be popular visually."
"I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I'm going back to rest for a while. If I jump again, my leg will break. ”
This "Fox Howling" was rated as one of the top ten divine comedies on the Internet in the previous life, and there is no one who has heard it who is not happy, don't you want a good start? This is popular enough, right? After Chen Yun finished singing, he said, "I can also learn how to crow chickens." But I won't sing anymore haha. ”
Cut~~ There was a burst of boos.
With Chen Yun's good start, the enthusiasm of the students was completely stimulated, singing, acting, sketches, dances, cross talk, and the programs one after another, winning bursts of applause and cheers. At this time, Chen Yun's mobile phone rang.
Chen Yun took it out and saw that it was Yiyi's phone.
"Wife, what's the matter?"
"Husband, my classmates in my class have to ask you to come and perform a show with me, I can't shirk it, otherwise you will come over?" Chen Yiyi was a little embarrassed to say that she was thin-skinned, so her classmates bullied her like this. If this matter is put on Chen Yun, with Chen Yun's cheekiness, no one can make him compromise.
"Hey, I thought something was going on. No problem, I'll go right over. Chen Yun took advantage of the gap just after the performance of the last show to say to everyone: "The classmates eat and have fun, my wife calls, I will go over." ”
When the classmates heard this, they immediately despised him: "If you want to run, you have to make up a better reason, who believes such a reason." ”
Chen Yun waved his hand and walked out.
Class 1 of the second year of high school.
It's even more lively here, after all, there are a lot of versatile students in the key class. Because of their experience, they know how to play instruments, and they bring them over. It's for this afternoon's revelry.
"Everybody saw it, I've already called. Chen Yun: He will come over in a while. Chen Yiyi shook her phone.
"See, goddess, what show are you going to put on with your fiancé?" The people below heckled.
"Why don't you perform live tongue kissing, I like to watch it the most." The audience is not afraid of shouting big things.
"Fuck your uncle, I'm sad enough that the goddess has a master, you still let the goddess perform tongue kisses, do you want to be beaten to death by the group?"
"Hehe, it's just talking, it's just talking, don't take it seriously. Am I wrong, am I wrong? Don't hit me.."
Approaching the door of the first class of high school, Chen Yun heard the noisy talking inside. It seems that his daughter-in-law was bullied a lot, no, he wants to avenge his daughter-in-law.
"Chen Yun is here! Look at Chen Yun coming! ”
"Congratulations to the biggest winner in life."
"I still want to see your tongue kiss~ Oops, don't hit me in the face."
Chen Yun's fame in school is too great. From the principal to the students, there is no one who does not know. Whether it is a good reputation or a bad reputation, it is fame anyway, and it is fame value for Chen Yun.
Chen Yun stood on the stage and hugged his fists to the audience and said, "Thank you for taking care of my daughter-in-law, although I know that you are not happy with me, and I have snatched the goddess in your heart, but... You don't accept and bite me! ”
"......" fell for a while, big brother, can you not be so direct.
"A song of disobedience is given to my former rivals! Thank you! ”
There was an uproar below, too arrogant, too arrogant! What does it mean to be dissatisfied? And such songs? Chen Yiyi looked at Chen Yun, husband, you are properly pulling hatred for me, right? What does it mean to be unconvinced to rob it? I'm already your man, how can they rob it?
Who is more arrogant than whom
Who has more male aura than whom
Cowards pretend
No matter how expensive the face
What's the matter if you don't like to throw it away?
It's as shiny as it is
I fight with a smile and hurt you
In the dark of night, the don is also the brightest light
Even if I am disappointed, I will not despair
That's why I'm so arrogant
Start saycomeon
I step on your face movinon
Open your voice singalong
Don't ramble on any dreams
If you want to win, don't be afraid of getting hurt
If you are not satisfied, you are welcome to grab it
......
This song is adapted by Chen Yun from "Disobedience to Strength" sung by He Jie in his previous life, and it is a top song that properly pulls hatred. Looking at the students below who had already listened stupidly, Chen Yun continued to sing:
Start saycomeon
I step on your face movinon
Open your voice singalong
Don't ramble on any dreams
If you want to win, don't be afraid of getting hurt
If you are not satisfied, you are welcome to grab it
...
The people in the class don't know what to say anymore, and the melody is good. It's definitely a good song, but why is it so awkward to hear it?