"Brother Meng, my own brother, why do you have nothing to provoke that old man, I am not afraid of heaven and earth in the village, I am afraid of my grandfather, I have been beaten by him since I was a child! Look at my eyes, look at my ass, oh, the old man is really ruthless. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

In Huang Tianba's house in Huangjia Village, the fat man with two panda eyes stared at Meng Da with a sad face, but he was beaten up just now. Don't look at his grandfather, who is as skinny as wood, he himself is as fat as a pig, but because of the insurmountable identity there, he can only be beaten passively. But the old man's hand strength is not small, and the yellow fat man's own tonnage has no speed, as a result... The fat man was beaten for half an hour.

"Damn, how do we know. And you always brag that you have a high prestige in the village, you are very awesome, and the village is full of your little brother, and no one reminded you in advance just now. ”

"Hey, don't mention it, don't I usually like to talk to a little girl, but these people in the village don't have a good impression of me, and they guard me like a thief all day long. Grandma's, it's also wrong to be handsome, Lao Tzu didn't kill people and set fires, and those little girls are all voluntary, these people are really lenient. ”

It's just that this body is still handsome. I don't know where this guy's confidence comes from, but these villagers are really bad enough, it turns out that they took the initiative to give way to Huang Tianba before, not because they were afraid, but because they were digging a pit for him...

"Xiao Huang, your grandfather is so old, why is his temper still so hot. Also, your whole village is a paper man, but he said that I am engaged in feudal superstition, which is too unreasonable. "The old ghost is really depressed, I didn't expect to get into such a big trouble by saying the wrong word. Speaking of which, he is also a little back, and last time he was in Yongning Village, he was put on a stand by the young man named Yuzu, and he lost face. As soon as I entered the village this time, I encountered such a thing again, and even the old ghost himself sighed, did he dig too many graves in the village on the earth before, and now he will rush as soon as he enters the village.

While pouring water for them, the fat man Huang responded: "Oh, my uncle." You really can't blame my grandfather for this, he regards the matter of paper binding as quite sacred, and has always been treated as a traditional craft, but he has never thought it is a feudal superstitious thing, if you dare to say in front of him that the paper person is a feudal superstition, he can fight with you. ”

"Your grandfather's temperament is a little weird."

As soon as he heard Zhao Ritian's words, Huang Tianba patted his thigh as if he had met a bosom friend: "Isn't it, my grandfather is too old-fashioned, and his brain is still dead, and he doesn't know how to work around at all." Let's take the matter of tying paper as an example, he still ties some old objects such as boys and girls, gold and silver mountains, and cash cows, which do not keep pace with the times at all. Everyone else is now tied up with a third wife, a second wife, household appliances, Alipay and the like, which is much more popular than him. ”

"Alipay can still be pierced? It's virtual. Zhao Ritian had obviously never seen such a novel thing, and when he heard Huang Tianba say this, he immediately became interested.

"Brother, you still have a vision, and you see the point at once. Of course, this Alipay can be burned.,The next Alipay account template on the Internet is printed.,The numbers on it are written casually.,And then paste it on the tied computer.,Anyway, the essence of this thing is money.,Just get the meaning.。 I came up with this idea, but it turned out that the gang of people in the same industry were too unparticular, and even WeChat payment was imitated for me the next day, and I could charge Q coins. Hey, it would be nice if this thing could be patented, but it's a pity that my brother is talented. ”

Unexpectedly, this fat man still knows how to apply for a patent, Zhao Ritian's eyes couldn't help but widen, he really can't look good.

"Brother, what do you mean by this expression, others look at the dog low. Let's also rely on talent to eat, just talk about this village, who can make the most money, it must be me. The reason why I can make money depends on our wisdom. The richest man in our famous city, Niu is rich and dead, who did it, or me. There are funeral companies that are bigger than me, why do people always choose me, it is because we are willing to innovate. I know that Niu Youqian and his mother loved to eat Jia Liu's soup dumplings the most when he was alive, do you know what I pierced? ”

"Buns?" Zhao Ritian said uncertainly.

"Brother, it's not that my brother looks down on you, you can be a 10,000 yuan household at your level."

"You burned down someone's shop?"

"It's not bad, my brain is not slow, but I don't burn the store, but the people."

I'll go, Zhao Ritian was scared to death by him, burning people, this is a crime!

"What are you thinking? I don't think you can even be a 10,000 yuan household, I mean I burned a bunch of paper figures according to the appearance of a few people in the steamed bun shop, some noodles, some chopped, and some foreskins. If you think about it, if this set of professionals is burned, won't the old lady be able to eat authentic soup dumplings every day. ”

Nima, this fat man really dares to think that Zhao Ritian, the former rich second generation, was stunned by him.

"Hey, Brother Meng, I didn't say it, your brother's divergent thinking is not good. I'll tell you, I've burned planes, aircraft carriers, Ultraman, and even the White House I've burned three of them to meet the different requirements of different customers. There is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing I can't do. The more Huang Fat Man talked, the more energetic he became, and after a while, he began to run the train with his mouth full.

"Alright, we should go, let's talk again when we have time." Lu Ming didn't have time to waste time here, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and there were only twelve hours left before the end of the first phase of the mission.

"Hey, don't, don't, this brother said. It's all ordered, eat and leave, I'll let people do it, it's all game, I promise it will fit your mouth. If you leave now, you'll hit me in the face. ”

"Huang'er, this is my eldest brother, I'm here with a mission, I can't delay, I'll talk to you another day." At this time, Meng Da naturally came out to play a round, after all, Huang Fatzi helped them just now, so it was naturally not good to refuse them directly.

Who knew that as soon as he heard this, the fat man shouted louder: "My brother Meng, you really didn't treat me as a brother, you came to my brother to do business, you should come to my brother and me." I don't know what's going on here, I don't know anyone, I can't do anything, why did I forget my brother so quickly. ”

These words reminded Lu Ming that instead of blindly searching for them, it was better to ask Huang Fatzi, the head snake, so he reached out and handed Huang Fatzi a cigarette and said, "Don't care, special task." Let me ask you something, have you heard of Jardine Cinema? We're going there! ”

In a word, the fat man's face immediately became weird!