"Little Brother is right!"

Qin Xiao took off the mask on Wei Zhongxian.

"Okay, little brother, go wash your face."

"Well, little Yuzi, you should also go and send Nurhachi to the emperor!"

Erha was playing with Zhu Youzhen in the flower bed in the courtyard.

Seeing Qin Xiao coming out of the courtyard, Zhu Youzhen greeted loudly:

"Qin Xiao, why is Nurhachi so dirty!"

Only then did Qin Xiao notice that Erha's body was covered with mud, as if he had become a "soil dog!" ”

"It just rained last night, and the flower beds are full of mud, and you still let it roll on it, can it not be dirty!" Qin Xiao complained.

"What are you afraid of if it's dirty, it's not a person, is it so clean every day." Zhu Youzhen didn't care.

"Anyway, I'll take it to your father to play with later, if it makes your father covered in mud, your father blames him, and I will say that you did it!"

"Don't! I just made a big mistake and was confined, and if I make my father angry again, he can abolish me! I'm going to wash it! ”

Zhu Youzhen picked up Erha and ran to the backyard.

"Come and help, such a big dog, how can I finish washing it myself!"

"It's coming!"

Wei Zhongxian and Yang Yinglong both moved out, and the Yilianchi courtyard returned to its former calm.

Zhu Youzhen threw Erha into the ripple pool like garbage, and he quickly took off his clothes, leaving only his beach pants and jumped into the ripple pool.

Erha cooperated with him very much, and obediently lay on the shore and asked Zhu Youzhen to bathe it.

Qin Xiao looked around and made sure that there was no one else, so he said:

"Whisper to me, you're paying a lot of money."

"I'm not here for insurance!"

"What do you want to tell me?"

"Today I changed Wei Zhongxian's diaper, and I promised to help him change his diaper every day in the future. He was delighted. Zhu Youzhen said proudly.

"I don't think he's as happy as you."

"In the past, I felt that it was a shame to be sloppy, and it was a waste to eat, drink and have fun, but now I feel that this feeling is really good!" Zhu Youzhen had a very enjoyable expression.

"It's good if you get used to it, and in the future, I'm afraid you'll have to step up your whiskers, eat, drink and have fun."

"No, I feel like Wei Zhongxian has completely regarded me as his own. The most serious thing is just to continue to maintain this state, why do you want to get worse? ”

"Because, I feel like you have a new competitor."

"Except for Wei Zhongxian and his eunuchs, who still doesn't want to go with me?"

"Uh......" Qin Xiao thought about it again, "Forget it, I'll tell you later." ”

"Make me happy, don't you?"

Zhu Youzhen smiled and picked up the water with his hand and sprinkled it at Qin Xiao.

"You dare to sneak up on me!"

Qin Xiao picked up the water scoop next to him, scooped up the water and poured it down Zhu Youzhen's head.

Zhu Youzhen fought back more violently.

The frolicking of the two quickly attracted everyone in the front yard.

Under the call of Zhu Youzhen and Qin Xiao, Zhao Xiaowu and Yang Yinglong joined Zhu Youzhen's queue.

Feng Lin and Zhao Qiaoer joined Qin Xiao's queue.

Since Wei Zhongxian and Yang Yinglong moved out of the courtyard, the two cabins have become places for men and women to change their clothes.

Soon, the women changed into bikinis, and the men put on their beach pants, and they all jumped into the ripple pond to fight.

Everyone has become a reservoir dog, and Erha is even more so, it pounces on this and that.

The hot war was in full swing, but Wu De hurriedly ran into the courtyard and shouted anxiously:

"Stop playing, grandparents, aunts and grandma, come up! The emperor and his old man are here! He doesn't like anyone to bare his chest and back in front of him! ”

The crowd hurriedly stopped frolicking.

"Little Dezi, nine thousand years old!" Qin Xiao asked.

"I went out for a walk just now, and I haven't come back yet!"

"It's not good, if the emperor blames, there will be no one to relieve us!"

"What are you afraid of, he can still eat it, we can't do it. There is a godfather, and he is not afraid of him. Yang Yinglong said in a big way.

"Aren't you afraid of me, who are you afraid of?!"

With an angry shout, the emperor suddenly entered the courtyard and glared at Yang Yinglong.

Everyone was shocked.

"Yang Yinglong, you say, I'm not afraid of anyone!"

Yang Yinglong was stunned and speechless.

"Your Majesty, my godfather said that he is not afraid of you, what he means is that the emperor is a wise man through the ages, and you are kind-hearted, even if we make some mistakes, you will forgive us." Qin Xiao said with a grin.

"Is that so?"

"Yes, it's the emperor!" Yang Yinglong hurriedly said.

"This is the legendary Sakaike Meat Forest, right?" The emperor looked very exaggerated.

"Back to Your Majesty, this is a hot spring, not a wine pond and meat forest." Qin Xiao replied.

"Men and women, frolicking here with bare chests and backs, what a system! Come up to me! ”

Everyone obediently went ashore and stood in a row in front of the emperor with their heads bowed.

Erha also climbed up and enthusiastically rushed to the emperor to ask for touch, but was kicked away by the emperor.

"Your Majesty, we didn't bare our chests and backs, aren't we still wearing clothes?" Yang Yinglong said dissatisfied.

"It's just a palm-sized fig leaf, what's the difference between not wearing it and not wearing it! Where did you get such a prostitute, and who made it, and I want to rip off this! ”

"Uh...... Your Majesty, this is a small coat designed and made by the minister himself......" Qin Xiao stood up with his head down.

"You?!" His Majesty the Emperor was incredulous.

"Yes, Your Majesty, but the minister does not think that this is an obscene thing, the minister once had a dream, and dreamed that he went to the heavenly palace, and the queen mother of heaven and all the fairies were wearing such small clothes to bathe in the Yao Pond, so the minister had a whim, and made these small clothes according to the memory in the dream."

His Majesty the Emperor was stunned for a moment, and his expression changed one hundred and eighty degrees:

"Don't say it, these little clothes are on your women's bodies, and they really look like fairy daughters!"

"Fairy daughter......" Yang Yinglong sneered.

"Yang Yinglong, why are you laughing?" The Emperor asked sharply.

"It's nothing, it's nothing."

His Majesty the Emperor looked at Zhu Youzhen's beach pants with interest:

"And these little pants you are wearing, they are similar to the clothes of the ancestors in the Yanhuang period in the painting! Lord Lanling, these heavenly clothes-"

"Tianyi?!" Yang Yinglong giggled again.

"Yang Yinglong, you are sick!" The Emperor was furious.

"How does the emperor know that my old Yang is sick. Lao Yang, I recently suffered from a strange disease, regardless of the occasion, I suddenly laughed coldly, I couldn't control it at all, and I asked the emperor to forgive me. Yang Yinglong said absent-mindedly.

"Since you are sick, then let's go home!"

Wei Zhongxian hurriedly entered the hospital with his head down.

"Your Majesty, the old slave is late."

"Zhongxian, you came just in time, Yang Yinglong is seriously ill, it is not suitable to be an official anymore, let him return to his hometown. Then you will choose a capable person from among the governors of the provinces to succeed you as the governor of Sichuan! ”

"Yes."

When Yang Yinglong heard this, his body immediately softened, and he collapsed to the ground all of a sudden.

"This seems to be quite serious! The county lord of Lanling, you have made a meritorious service, and you have been awarded the four orders on the basis of the county lord. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Qin Xiao happily knelt on the ground to thank him.

I didn't expect that if I did something wrong, I could still get a reward!

"Don't be too complacent, you patronized and frolicked this morning, and forgot to take Nurhachi to have fun with me, and I will punish you from now on, take Nurhachi to accompany me twice a day in the morning and evening!"

"Obey the order!"

……

Yang Yinglong really blew up his lungs this time, and he vomited two taels of blood alone.

"Godfather, dissipate, dissipate." Qin Xiao was relieved while feeding the medicine at the head of the bed.

"Ying Long, as for you, you still vomit blood." Wei Zhongxian, who was sitting on the side, also said.

"How not! I really didn't expect that he would dare to dismiss Lao Tzu's official! ”

"Who do you think you are? His old man is the emperor, whose official he can't stop? ”

"I'm a feudal official with 100,000 heavy soldiers!" Yang Yinglong was very unconvinced.

"Our family is still 9,000 years old, as long as the emperor and his old man tell our family to leave, our family will have to roll up and leave immediately!"

"Nine thousand years old, what about you bluffing me Lao Yang, more than half of the cultural relics of the Manchu Dynasty are your people, he dares to let you go? Does he still want to be an emperor? ”

Wei Zhongxian's face was full of helplessness: "Ying Long, you are confused!" ”

"Lao Yang, I'm not confused, I think you're confused...... Everyone knows that you are 9,000 years old with one hand, but you, in front of him, are an old slave, an old slave, you can't be tough! ”

"Ying Long, do you know how our family came to be nine thousand years old?"

"The emperor was sealed."

"If he can seal it, he can withdraw it. Do you think that our family has been calling for wind and rain in the court for so many years, relying on our own crippled body? ”

"Then what else!"

"Our family relies on the tiger power of the emperor and his old man! Our family is just a fox, using his old man's power to fake the tiger! Without his old man's tiger might, who takes our eunuch fox seriously! ”

"Godfather, I think what little brother said is too reasonable."

This is Qin Xiao's heart, before, she had analyzed Wei Zhongxian's eunuch party, and she came to this conclusion.

"Lao Yang, I don't care what kind of fox fake tiger or fox fake dog wei, anyway, this governor's position, Lao Yang, I don't want to give it to others! Nine thousand years old, Lao Yang, I am serving you and giving you gifts and money, you can't help me! ”

"What are you looking for, our family didn't say they wouldn't help you."

"Then why didn't you intercede with the emperor at that time?"

"At that time, if he pleaded, he would probably have to let our family return to his hometown! You recuperate first, our family assures you that your seat is not seated, it is still yours! ”

"Then I'm relieved!"

Yang Yinglong comfortably drilled into the quilt.

"Qiao'er, come and sleep for Long'er!"

……

"Take a break for a year and a half, you first!"

As soon as he got out of Yang Yinglong's bedroom, Wei Zhongxian turned around and muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Little brother, godfather just vomited a little blood in a hurry, did he rest for so long?" Qin Xiao was puzzled.

"If he doesn't stop, your little brother will have to rest!" Wei Zhongxian said indignantly.

Qin Xiao looked confused.

"I don't understand what Little Brother said......"

"Gotta cool him for a while. Surrender his arrogance, frustrate his eyes, and no one in his eyes! ”