037 Emperor Carpenter

Capital.

Imperial.

The Forbidden City of the Ming Dynasty at dusk.

The majestic and ancient red-walled gold-tiled palace complex now looks a little old. In many places, the red lacquer has peeled off, and the glazed tiles on the roof of the wall and the roof of the palace have begun to crumble.

In the Imperial Garden.

The Great Tomorrow, who is in the prime of life, accompanied by several small eunuchs, is carrying out a great civil engineering project - making a kennel.

Da Mingzi held a hammer chisel in his hand, knocked here and chiseled there, and without much effort, a miniature palace made of exquisite and gorgeous pure wood golden silk nan wood was ready.

A middle-aged eunuch bent over, holding a fold in both hands, and walked over with his head bowed. When he straightened up slightly and raised his head, he could see that this person was not too tall, thin, and had the appearance of a servant who was obedient. His name is Wei Zhongxian.

Wei Zhongxian: "The Emperor's ......"

Emperor: "Zhongxian, how about the Qianqing Palace that I built with my own hands!" ”

Wei Zhongxian pinched the characteristic sharp voice of the old eunuchs and said, "Wonderful, wonderful! It's exactly the same as the Qianqing Palace in front! Even if Lu Ban sees you as a carpenter in the world, I'm afraid he will be ashamed! ”

Emperor: "Don't shoot the sycophants so obviously!" ”

Wei Zhongxian: "What kind of sycophant is this, the old slave is shooting a dragon's fart!" Dragon fart! ”

The emperor was so happy: "Although I am not as good as Master Lu Ban, I dare to say that among all the emperors, I am definitely the best carpenter!" Of all the carpenters, I am definitely the highest in status! ”

"Oops! Golden sentences! Yuyan! The old slave has to hurry up and record it! Wei Zhongxian said and took out a small paper book from his sleeve, with a quill in the paper, he picked up the quill pen and sighed in his mouth, and wrote on the brush book "The emperor with the best carpentry work, the carpenter with the highest status", Wan Hou said: "This quill is still a tribute from the envoy of England, and it is more convenient to use this writing, and you can record your golden words anytime and anywhere." Wow in the future, these are going to be passed down forever! ”

Emperor: "Nurhachi, bring me over!" ”

A little eunuch brought over a little pug.

The emperor took the starling dog and put it into the miniature palace: "Nurhachi, although you have not paid tribute to me for two years, I still love you and love you, you see, I have built a palace for you today, and I also let you be an emperor, and this will be your nest in the future!" ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Your Majesty, this palace gate is a little small, isn't it good to expand it a little." ”

"Well, it's a little small." The emperor began to pick up the chisel and expand the "palace gate".

Wei Zhongxian: "Your Majesty, this year's treasury grain is less than eighty percent of last year, and hundreds of officials jointly played the Shengshang, asking the Shengshang to raise the 25 taxes of the field tax to 20 taxes. ”

Emperor: "It's quite troublesome to renovate this palace gate...... What did you say? ”

Wei Zhongxian: "The civil and military officials start to play the saint-"

Emperor: "You weigh it, you can do it without worry." ”

"Huh. The old slave retired. Wei Zhongxian bent over and walked backwards.

The emperor is still pondering the expansion of the palace gate for his "Nurhachi": "Go and give me a Luban ruler, the palace gate is not a trivial matter, you have to choose an auspicious size, otherwise something big will happen!" Also, it's cold now, go and spread my mink fur in the nest for Nurhachi, don't freeze it. ”