Chapter 931: What is the most important word for walking the rivers and lakes?

Since the landing at Incheon, the posture of the US military in North Korea can be described as invincible. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoFrom high-ranking officers in the U.S. military to junior soldiers, they are all filled with enthusiasm for easy wins. In their view, the war was nothing more than a large-scale armed march that ended by the time it reached the border between China and North Korea.

And it is this arrogance that magnifies the Americans' underestimated enemy countless times. Because they fought in cooperation with the Nanbang army, they couldn't figure out the difference between the Nanbang and the Huaxia army at all. It's not a joke, it's a fact that happens many times.

The Americans were beaten more than once by the volunteers who pretended to be the Nanbang Army, and on more than one occasion they were beaten by the Nanbang Army as a volunteer army. And in the first twenty-four hours of the Battle of Yunshan, this paralyzing carelessness reached the extreme.

Zhou Qingfeng took the sharp knife squad to pretend to be the logistics personnel of the 15th Regiment of Nanbang, and infiltrated Yunshan, not to mention getting food for the US army. He and his subordinates not only received unanimous praise from the US military, but even brought the two sides closer.

When Zhou Qingfeng said that he wanted to get some 'spam' to engage in the black market of food, the US soldiers responded with great support, and they even asked what would be in the black market?

"We can get apples, big apples that smell sweet and delicious." Zhou Qingfeng said nonsense.

Eating field food every day, the American GIs have long been tired of eating it. Although the logistics also supply fruit, the portions are quite limited. As soon as Zhou Qingfeng said that he could get apples, this rumor immediately detonated the atmosphere in the barracks.

"Apple? Where are apples? Bring me a basket. ”

"Reservations only? Then I'm going to book. I can trade a damn 'spam' for an apple, as much as it takes. ”

"Sorry, apples are limited in quantity, and now the price has increased. Two crates of 'Spam' for one crate of apples. ”

Zhou Qingfeng's 'Jumbo Chicken' business had just opened, and the American soldiers who came to try it were sending the 'Spam' distributed to him in an endless stream to the field kitchen. And when his gimmick of 'ordering apples' came out, business was so good that it exploded.

How good is it? So good that the major in charge of logistics in the 8th Regiment of the U.S. Army personally came to verify the news, "Lieutenant Park, can you really get Apples?" ”

"Major, please believe me. Look at my sincere face, I am a regular officer of the 15th Regiment of Nanbang, not a savage of unknown origin, and it will not do me any good to deceive you. "Zhou Qingfeng deceived the dead and did not lose his life, and swore with a serious gambling curse that he could get fresh food that was in short supply on the front line.

The Nanbang pass was taken out again to prove Zhou Qingfeng's identity, and the US military major carefully compared him with the photos on the pass, and came to the conclusion that ......the yellow-skinned monkeys all looked similar.

The most important thing is that this US military major in charge of logistics does not think that a 'Nanbang' monkey dares to deceive him -- of course the Nanbang natives don't dare, but Uncle Zhou has nothing to do with Nanbang's half-dime, and his tricks in deceiving people are already perfect.

"If you can really get enough fruit, I can buy it at a high price." The logistics major of the US army returned the pass to Zhou Qingfeng, and raised his head slightly in a proud uncle's posture, looking like he was not bad for money.

In the eyes of the US military major, he is pretending.

In Zhou Qingfeng's eyes, there was a fat sheep in front of him.

"Your Excellency, I dare not lie to you, I have about five tons of apples in my hand. This batch of apples was recently seized from the hands of the Chinese Communist army. Those CCP soldiers, the poor can only eat apples.

It's so hateful that our head of the regiment plans to give these apples to his cronies as a welfare, but he refuses to take them out for his American friends to enjoy! If you can prepare me a few trucks and passage letters, I can take your people to receive this batch of apples.

I only hope to get a small benefit from this, and I hope you will understand. ”

Understanding? Of course I understand!

Listening to what Zhou Qingfeng said, he had a nose and eyes, and the US military major laughed happily. He pulled five trucks for Zhou Qingfeng with a nod, and also took a few barrels of gasoline, and then began to urge him to set off quickly.

The car, gasoline, passes, and the five American drivers who were taken prisoner were all ready.

When the people of the sharp knife squad learned from their squad leader that such a big trouble could be solved so easily, they were collectively stunned - this American is really lacking roots, didn't they think that they would encounter a bold fake?

And Zhou Qingfeng is not done yet, he found that although he has tried his best to toss, the capacity of the five trucks given by the US major has not been fully utilized. He did get thousands of boxes of 'Spam', but he couldn't fit them, and two were empty.

The thief is not empty-handed, how can such a precious capacity be wasted? It's rare to cheat once, so you have to cheat neatly and return with a full load.

Zhou Qingfeng felt that there was still a lot of potential to dig in this Yunshan City, and after taking a turn in the city, he pointed to a big guy on the side of the road outside the city and asked, "Don't you want this ......?" ”

Questioned were sappers from the 8th Regiment of the US Army, who were handling a howitzer. Look at the shape This is a Soviet-made 122 mm caliber M30 howitzer, which should have been abandoned by the Northern Bang People's Army during the retreat, and the Americans were preparing to blow it up.

Tyrannical creatures! The cannon is still in good condition.

The heavy firepower of the volunteer army is extremely short, and the 60 mortars are all treasures. The Americans here are going to blow up this thick pipe, and they are going to blow up not only this gun, but also hundreds of shells that are also abandoned nearby.

"Can you give it to me?" Zhou Qingfeng showed an extremely eager expression, "I can exchange apples for you." ”

The apple is a basket that can be filled with anything.

"I'm sorry." The U.S. sappers did not agree to Zhou Qingfeng's request, but waved their hands to keep this Nanbang native away, "The order we received is to blow it up, lest it fall into the hands of hostile forces." ”

I'm the hostile force, and I need it.

"Wait...... I think I can get the right order. This will relieve you of your work, and I will get this cannon. Zhou Qingfeng has a mysterious love for picking up rags, and he directly contacted the US military logistics major who had just made a deal with him with the walkie-talkie carried by the sappers.

In just a few words, Zhou Qingfeng convinced the major that the 15th Regiment of Nanbang needed this artillery and could exchange it for more logistics materials needed by the American army. And the U.S. sappers who were responsible for blasting and destroying were naturally willing to take one less trouble when they received the order.

"Thank you, thank you so much!" Zhou Qingfeng expressed his gratitude with extremely happy words, and personally sent the freshly baked 'Zhenbao Chicken' to these sappers. Then he asked, "Is there anything else you don't need?" I can pull it away for you. ”

In the last hour of the sunset, Zhou Qingfeng finally filled his convoy. Not only did he get an extra cannon and hundreds of shells, but he also got a batch of 'garbage' that the US military looked down on.

"It's all artillery, just because the caliber is small, it doesn't match its own logistics standards, and the Americans don't want it." The 'old machine gun' who said this was loaded into the car with an 82-millimeter mortar discarded by the KPA.

"And this machine gun, the North Stick is really rubbish. The defeat was so great that they fled without even destroying their weapons and equipment. The deputy squad leader struggled to carry a Guriyunov heavy machine gun onto the carriage, this machine gun with a shield, clumsy and heavy, but the firepower and defense were good.

The KPA has left too many things behind, and both the South Stick and the US Army dislike it. But this pile of 'garbage' was collected and loaded into the car by Zhou Qingfeng, and the convoy set off for the so-called 'Nanbang 15th Regiment' position under the sunset.

Outside Yunshan City, Zhou Qingfeng held the hand of the deputy squad leader and said, "Take care all the way, I'll wait for you to come back." ”

The deputy squad leader grabbed Zhou Qingfeng's hand with a solemn face and said, "Squad leader, it's more dangerous for you to stay, so take care!" ”

"Don't worry. Do you know that the most important word for walking the rivers and lakes is? Look at my lip styling - liar! ”