Chapter 96: Who doesn't have a stupid wife
"It won't be.. Purple gold coins, right? Oh my God, I've never seen a purple gold coin in my life! The coach's wife exclaimed.
Coach Liu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, it is estimated that it is very possible!
When he came to the driving school, Chen Yun saw two people on the training ground from afar, and after a closer look, one of them was the coach!
Haha, it seems that my brother will be able to drive the air and space combat vehicle today!
"Coach, I'm coming!" Chen Yun rode over.
"It's coming! Fool, you're sending me money again! Before Coach Liu could speak, the coach's wife shouted.
Yun Chen: ...
Coach Liu:...
"Heh... Scold.. Huh.." Coach Liu's embarrassment, although this is the truth, but you can't say it so clearly!
"Who doesn't have a stupid wife, stay and go!" Coach Liu glared at his wife fiercely and said to Chen Yun, "Little brother, are you going to learn how to drive?" ”
"Yes." Chen Yun has a black line, although what I am doing now is indeed similar to that of a fool, but you don't need to irritate me so much, right? Be careful that I'm angry and give money to others!
"The old rules?"
"Yes."
"Then I'll start it, learning cars first... Then you'll learn to drive a car! "Coach Liu is teaching cars, and the theoretical knowledge of cars has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, and he doesn't need to go through the brain, and he spits out a lot of them when he opens his mouth.
"NPC Level 4 Driving Master Liu Lanshan wants to teach players Chen Yun's Level 4 driving skills, do you want to learn?"
"Yes!"
"Since the level 4 mount belongs to the range of intermediate mounts, the player Chen Yun needs to listen to the level 4 driving master Liu Lanshan teach the driving skills 100 times and pay 50 purple gold coins to learn, and the current player Chen Yun has listened to it for the first time."
Chen Yun, who heard the system prompt, suddenly widened his eyes, he could only learn it after listening to it 100 times,, how did you change the routine of the system?
Seeing Chen Yun's eyes widen, Coach Liu panicked, it couldn't be that he said it too quickly, this fool didn't understand, right?
"Little brother, didn't you understand what I said too quickly, so, I'll say it again, this time I said it slowly." Coach Liu said.
"Okay."
Coach Liu slowed down by half, and half an hour passed after he finished speaking.
"The level 4 driving skills taught by Liu Lanshan, a level 4 driving master, are not the same as the driving skills taught for the first time, and this teaching is invalid."
Chen Yun's mouth suddenly opened wide,, this.. What does that mean? It's not the same, what's not the same, I sound pretty much the same?!
"Little brother, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Chen Yun changed from staring to opening his mouth, Coach Liu was a little panicked.
"That.. Instructor, cars are really much harder to learn than motorcycles. Chen Yunzheng said: "I can't understand this IQ once or twice, you tell me the first time, remember, it's the first time you say it, you can't make a word wrong, otherwise I won't give money." ”
The coach was dumbfounded, what kind of logic is this, to listen to what he said the first time, he must not make a word wrong, how do I know what is the difference between what I said the first time and what I said the second time, isn't this embarrassing for me?
"Coach, let me tell you first, I'm going to give you the tuition this time, but this, so you have to think about it carefully, don't make a word wrong, otherwise you won't be able to earn this money." Chen Yun took out a handful of purple gold coins and shook it.
Coach Liu's eyes suddenly widened, and Coach Liu's wife's eyes not only widened, but also brightened like a light bulb.
Purple Gold Coins!
Sure enough, it's a purple gold coin!
Oh my God, this one, at least a few dozen purple gold coins, right? That's billions of copper coins!
"I thought, I thought right away!" Coach Liu's breathing became heavier, he sat on the ground and meditated, trying to remember what he said for the first time, his daughter-in-law was more direct, and took out a pen and a book directly from her bag and said: "Lao Liu, think about it, I will write a sentence if you want to, as long as you can make this money, we will send it, this is billions!" ”
I have to say that the charm of money is huge, after the coach said it 5 times, he finally said it right under Chen Yun's confirmation, and now the coach and his family were ecstatic, finally right!
"Coach, don't be in a hurry to be happy, it's not over yet." Chen Yun said: "You will repeat these words 98 times, and you can't make a single word wrong, so I should be able to understand." ”
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What? Coach Liu was stunned and repeated 98 times?
Damn, how long does it take to say 98 times, even if you say it in 20 minutes, it takes a day and a half, right? Are you kidding me?
"Little brother, can you read and write? Anyway, I've written it down, or I'll give you this book, and you can read it as many times as you want, wouldn't it be better? Coach Liu asked.
"That's not good, I just want to hear from you." Chen Yun shook his head.
"Hey! Are you kid playing our old Liu? The coach's daughter-in-law was unhappy, pinched her waist and said: "Don't think that you can play with us if you have two stinky money, Lao Liu, I guess he doesn't want us to make this money at all, this is a purple gold coin, a fool also knows that it is better than gold coins, let's go, anyway, 500 gold coins is enough for us to spend, let's not serve him!" ”
Coach Liu pondered, this is the reason, how can there be billions of dollars to learn to drive, is this a trick? Thinking of this, Coach Liu no longer paid attention to Chen Yun and followed his wife to leave.
Chen Yun saw that these two people were still playing tricks, and he couldn't help but feel funny.
"Are you guys sure you don't want to make this money?" Chen Yun said with a smile.
"Of course we make money, but you don't want us to make this money at all, and we can still let you play around?" Coach Liu's wife said angrily.
"I'm not playing with you, it's your own guess from beginning to end." Chen Yun threw the purple gold coin in his hand and said: "Otherwise, in order to prove my sincerity, and to reassure you, as long as the coach can say a word correctly, every time you say it twice, I will give you a purple gold coin on the spot, how about it, now rest assured, right?" ”
When Coach Liu's wife heard this, her breathing suddenly accelerated, and she hurriedly asked, "What you said is true?" ”
"It's true."
"Didn't lie to me?"
"I never lie."
"Do you dare to swear?"
"Dare!"
"Good! Then you swear, if you can't do it, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky! ”
Chen Yun was speechless, the ancients were right, the most poisonous woman's heart.
"Okay, no matter what, he's also a guest, aren't you forcing him to go? Isn't it 98 times, even if he doesn't give money, he rushes for the 500 gold coins, I also said it! Coach Liu opened the notebook and started talking, and he finished it twice in half an hour, not a word.
"Player Chen Yun has listened to it for the first time."
"Player Chen Yun has listened to it for the second time."
Chen Yun smiled and picked up a purple gold coin and handed it to the coach, saying, "The coach still believes in me, so I will give you an extra purple gold coin at the end." ”
Looking at the purple gold coin in his hand, the coach felt like he had been pushed back by the goddess of luck at this moment, his face flushed, and he really trembled.
It's true!