Chapter 200: Your Props
Zhou Yu, who was stunned in the chair, seemed to have forgotten the etiquette, looked at her blankly, and neither got up politely nor shook hands with her. Nika smiled awkwardly, thinking that the unruly boy in front of her was still annoyed by General Thorson's blind ignorance of Tarzan.
It's just like this, people with ID cards are often more arrogant, and everyone is conscious of this.
"Oh, you're her?"
Zhou Yu was a little incoherent, Nika was almost exactly the same as before, but only almost. In her eyes, she always felt that something was missing.
What is it?
It's emotion. He felt that although Nika in front of him was polite, she had no intimacy with him, and she couldn't even feel friendship. What's wrong with her?
"Below is the commander-in-chief of the rebel army, is there any problem?"
Nika saw that he had no intention of shaking hands with her, and her jade hand retracted gracefully.
"Alasβfortunately! Fortunately, Commander-in-Chief Nika! β
Zhou Yu grabbed it and held it with both hands, it was like Xiong Er's grip, so that Nika couldn't pull it back if she wanted to. However, he didn't do such a thing as molesting in public, and only kneaded it twice, and then the governor let go of his hand, so that the hearts of the onlookers who were talking about the throat of the general fell back.
Good guy, I can't tell what it has to do with Parry, if someone insults our commander-in-chief in public, will he beat or not?
"Lord Carney, it's, it's, it's really, really warm."
Nika soothed her palm, it hurt to be scratched by the old pervert.
"The commander is very similar to a close friend below, it is simply carved out of a mold. If you offend, I hope the commander will forgive you! β
What is this sister? It's outdated, even Thorson pouted, thinking that there are many sons who are interesting to our commander, and the gap between your ability to talk is too big compared to your background. Is it so capable of being a cronie of Lord Parry?
"Alright, let's move on."
This time, it was the dozen or so people sitting at the table who showed their surprise, and they couldn't imagine how to continue to hold a military meeting in front of an outsider, could it be that the commander-in-chief was also confused?
"Commander, but..."
The other strong man who had just confronted Torson crossed his hands and rubbed them vigorously, looking at the sides in embarrassment. The generals beside him shook their heads one by one, and their eyes did not intersect with him at all.
"Commander, although he, he, after all, is an outsider."
Thorson didn't dare to hold it up any longer, and reminded Nika with flickering words.
"I know that as long as the enemy of the soul is our friend, right? If you have friends to help, how can you not greet each other with a smile? β
"Yes, the Commander-in-Chief said it well! Applaud! β
Zhou Yu took the lead in standing up, looking around left and right, and the sound of slapping the mountain. Although no one was applied, and more than a dozen pairs of eyes stared at him like watching a clown perform, the Metropolitan Governor was not at all dissatisfied.
What is shame? You think it's a shame, it is. It's like a beggar begging for food on the side of the road, they don't feel ashamed to beg, it's their job, so they don't feel inferior. The beggars can also change the world.
"Thorson, Pansini, you two have been arguing for so long, and I understand. It's just that one wants to fight, and the other wants to make peace. β
"Commander, it's not that I want to make peace. You say that as if I were a traitor. For so many years, the last general has been by your side, large and small hundreds of battles, bloody rain and bloody wind, when have you ever been afraid of the end general? β
"Oh? Then why did you advocate negotiating with Cuoling? β
"As I said just now, the five clans can't be together now. The male spider is missing, the waste ostrich is newly dead, the otter is hesitant, the killer whale is an old stubborn, and the vengeance viper is even more outrageous. Last time, I said that I was going to attack back and forth, and the old ghost actually led the troops to run away when he saw that the situation was not good. You say, how is this battle fought? β
"Pansini, I don't like to hear what you say. Yes, you have experienced more battles of life and death than I have, more than all of you here, I admit it. However, if we always have to rely on the five clans to support and cover, then our rebel army will not need to exist, and it will be disbanded and merged into the five clans! Hmph, hum! β
Thorson blew his beard and glared, giving Pancini an angry look. The two of them obviously blushed and had thick necks just now because of this matter, one hawk and the other dove, and the generals on the left and right sides of the Chu River and Han Boundary were clearly divided, so they were naturally the supporters of their two heads.
Zhou Yu narrowed his eyes, didn't speak or move, he wanted to see how Nika handled the situation. Since he is the commander-in-chief, he naturally has two brushes, otherwise how could he bring such a large team?
"General Torson, how is our combat strength?"
Thorson, who had just been full of rebelliousness, was called by name at this time, his expression was constipated and painful, and his nose, eyes and mouth were squeezed together, making the usual movements of Parkinson's patients. His eyes fluttered, and he fell on Zhou Yu's head like a feather.
Oh, I was afraid that I, a "spy", would hear your details.
Zhou Yu coughed twice and cleared his throat.
Nika is forcing herself to make a statement! If he shows great concern for other people's military affairs at this time, then he is a spy. Even if it's not, if the war is lost, you can put the basin on your head.
If you behave carelessly, people will say that you are acting, but in fact, your ears have long been pricked up waiting to steal secrets. You're Nika, you're so vicious! Just rush this sentence, and Lao Tzu will conclude that you are you!
Simply, the first strike is stronger.
"Your Excellency the Commander-in-Chief, the generals. I'm sorry, but I'll introduce myself first. It's the mule and the horse that comes out for a walk, lest some people think I'm not qualified to sit here. Who is not ashamed of the truth, and the wise have their own justice. β
"You have all seen this seal. Parry, buddy! Oh, no. Not buddy! β
When everyone heard him say the word buddy, their hearts rose to their throats, and their pupils were full of fear. But when the Governor later said no, he let out a long breath. What a yellow-mouthed child, he actually boasted about Haikou and increased his breath.
"It's mine!"
The thunderbolt pounced and fell in one piece.
What the? Some people held on to their helmets, some rubbed their eyes, and some pinched their thighs. Either this person is crazy or he is crazy, and someone dares to call Parry "subordinate"?
"Hahaha, little brother. If you can get the seal, we will naturally be impressed, but you are a little ashamed of these things later, right? There is no evidence! β
Pancini and Thorson have very different personalities, and although the tone is not tough, it is loud and weighty.
"Hehe, I really have to send you two words. Prove? No proof is required. Of course, if you don't bother with me, you can also accompany me for a ride and confront me face to face. Oh yes, don't talk you can let it do or something. Parry picks up, bad legs and feet. To put it bluntly, it can't walk, but that doesn't prevent it from killing. It went crazy and even hit itself. β
Everyone looked at each other, unable to believe it, but they did not dare to disbelieve it completely.
"Lord Carney, since you have the Parisian army in your hands, why don't you cooperate with our rebel army to attack Tianyin City?"
"Hit Tianyin City, why?"
"Why? Little brother, a good man should make contributions and defend his family and the country. Over the years, the Cuoling family has been in cahoots with the Fire King, and the people of the entire Dubancia have been eager to sleep on its skin and eat its flesh. I'll wait ... β
"Come on, put away your chicken soup, old general. For the sake of your age, I call you an old general. You old sesame seeds and rotten grain, what's the matter with me? β
As he spoke, Zhou Yu took off his burlap turban, revealing his jet-black short hair.
Everyone was stunned when they saw the color of his hair, and then they stared at each other blankly.
"Y-you?"
"Yes, that's right. I'm not a Duban, nor a Sora, nor a Kuz, nor a Dick, nor a Dreambutcher. You say, 'What reason do I have to mingle with your affairs?' Am I responsible or obligated? In other words, for you, it is the hatred of the country and the prosperity of the nation, and for me and Paris, it is just a play. The change of dynasties, the elimination of one and the other, who is the ruler who hinders our bird affairs? β
As he spoke, Zhou Yu pulled back the two feet that were on the table, stood up and slowly walked around the round table, with his hands behind his back and his thumbs in a clockwise circle.
Looking at the literal meaning alone, what Zhou Yu said is not wrong. This is indeed what Parisse thinks and does, and as a Gentiles, it is no problem for most governors not to wade into this muddy water. However, since he has vowed to bring down the Four Heavenly Kings, Duban's position is bound to be taken, but how to take it, how to organize, how to thread the needle, how to move the whole body, there is a saying in it.
The Metropolitan Governor stared at Nika, his eyes unwavering from her. The girl's lips were slightly furled, as if she wanted to say something, but she held back, and habitually pulled her hair behind her ear with her right hand. Wait, what is she signaling?
She was gesturing her blue hair.
"Oh, Commander-in-Chief, I want to say that you are from Kuzsia, but aren't you also enthusiastic about the great cause of liberating the continent of Dubancia? Haha, I admire and admire it very much, what kind of spirit is this? This is the great communist spirit! What kind of character is this, this is Che Guevara's character. Let's cheer for Internachonaire! Cheers to the October Revolution! β
"But, you're wrong, you're all wrong."
Zhou Yu opened his arms and once again made a move of Monte Cristo.
"Your mission is not to unite the five clans, nor to defeat Cuo Ling and capture Tianyin City. Did that work? When the spirit falls, the Lord of Destruction and the King of Fire will send people, maybe to the spirit, maybe Pechoin, or more likely Pikanling. And then what? You continue to fight, you continue to unite, you continue to fight, you continue to be beaten. The cycle repeats itself, and the cycle repeats itself, which is simply a single cycle of "Next Stop Diva", and it will never reach Causeway Bay or Fortress Hill. β
Nika's eyes lit up, then dimmed again in an instant, and she even began to avoid making eye contact with him and shoot away.
"General Thorsen, I don't care how many men, how many horses, how many bows, arrows, axes, axes, spears, and spears you have. Because no matter how much it is, it's not as much as people's hearts, right? β
"General Panciney, I don't care how many battles you have won, how many first, second, and third class merits, personal awards, and outstanding civil servants you have made, and how much you have been worthy of the suffering of the common people? No matter how much more, has even one person been saved from the fate of slavery? β
"No, you don't. War is nothing more than a reason for you to find a gang up and make trouble. To put it bluntly, you are the underworld, a group of poor worms who are unorganized, undisciplined, not weak when they are strong, not strong when they are weak, and short-sighted and can only fight in the nest. β
Quiet, quiet.
"Maybe you want to say that your kid touches his mouth up and down, talks eloquently, talks endlessly, and doesn't hurt his back when he stands and talks. We are stragglers, mud can't hold up the wall, what about you? How are you doing? β
"There is no need to hide it, and there is no need to exaggerate. Commander-in-Chief, I have been to Kuzsyia, where you are born, and have lived there for some time; I have also been to Soracia in the west, and even participated in the Heavenly Husbandry Hunting Competition; Although the continent under my feet is barren land, I also have an indissoluble bond with her. I'm sitting here today. It's not me, and it's not just Parry. I'm here on behalf of the Kuzi and Sola. β
"That's enough, Carney!"
Nika slammed her hands on the stone table and stood up in a rage, her eyes waiting for the Grand Duke, her chest heaving violently, her ten nails sinking deep into the flesh, as if she were about to pull herself out.
"What is your intention in exalting yourself and belittling others? Although the generals here have not yet completed the great cause of liberation, they have all been carrying their heads in the bloody rain and bloody wind all these years, which one is not brilliant in war, and which one is greedy for life and afraid of death, how can you be so insulted? β
"That's it, this kid who doesn't know the height of the sky!"
"Knock him out!"
"He should be rewarded with a whip!"
"Shameless!"
"Despicable villain!"
Seeing Nika supporting and cheering for her own people-for-tat, the white faces of the generals suddenly swelled with blood, and one by one they were angry and enthusiastic, and Thorson and Pancini, who were still inseparable just now, nodded to each other unprecedentedly, eager to go into battle with Mahanqi on the left and right, and lift the governor up and throw him into the pigsty.
Zhou Yu rubbed his chin and couldn't help but feel funny. Okay, you're the commander-in-chief, and you're using me as a prop, aren't you? I am the one who solves the siege for you, and it is also the one who is the stepping stone for you, and it is I who assists you in resolving the conflict and gaining your heart. How can there be such a smart woman as you in the world?
"When I didn't say it, when I didn't say it!"
"Wait, you said you came from Kuzsia and Soracia?"
"Believe it or not, you can urinate!"
"Then you snuck in through the Turtle Gate?"
"It's not!"
"Isn't it?"
Nika's question instantly turned into everyone's surprise. There are people who can reach the dungeon from a place other than the Turtle Gate, doesn't that mean that in addition to fighting the terrible Demon Collapse Team, there are other ways to solve the suffering people?
"But a lie?"
"You guys who really have enough ink? Do you know the elders of the Er'er clan? β
Everyone in the audience nodded in unison.
"I told him the secret. After that, he wanted to kill me, but he didn't expect Lao Tzu to have a big life, and he escaped from death and lived. So you say, would I still trust the Dubancias? β
The people around began to whisper, the existence of the Xi'er clan itself is a big secret, and there are very few people who can call out the names of the elders they actually have in power, which shows that this kid has some knowledge, not all of them are nonsense.
"Then can Your Excellency..."
Nika changed her angry eyes and sad countenance to joy and excitement.
"Don't you, Your Excellency, is that interesting? Employing people to face forward instead of people to face backward, this is your hospitality? With your sincerity, you still expect me to cooperate with you? Joke! Slippery world! β
"Sincerity? Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! β
Nika Jade patted her hand lightly, and three crisp slaps resounded through the hall.
A moment later, two soldiers walked in through the side door, one after the other, and between them was a man with both hands, struggling and clapping vigorously, but they were no match for the soldiers in terms of height, weight, strength and stride, and could only be replaced by whimpering and crying.
"Carneyβ"
"Wei Ya?"