"You three made a windfall!"

He Cheng's face changed suddenly, his wrist turned, and he grabbed a dagger out of nowhere.

The dagger spun rapidly around the tips of his fingers, and was grabbed in his hand like a butterfly.

"I just didn't have any money when I first arrived, so why don't you help me!"

"Ah Cheng, no matter what we said, we also helped you, and gave you a place to live, you are so ungrateful!"

Ah Youyou rolled up his sleeves, looked at He Cheng's strong body again, and coaxed a little, "Believe it or not, I called the police?" ”

"Get out of here!"

The knife slashed at Ah You's arm, and there was a trace of blood on the blade.

"Wife, wife, he's not joking, give him the money, give it to him!"

The ninth sister nodded again and again, snatched the box from her Xiao Ming's arms and handed it to He Cheng.

"It's broken! It's seven o'clock! ”

Ah You's eyes swept to his watch, and he didn't care about the pain on his body.

But he suddenly reacted, swept away in a panic, glanced at his wife and brother-in-law, and laughed, "I was robbed!" I've been robbed! ”

"Ah Cheng, you are really my good brother!"

"So you want to help us, don't play with the knife next time, otherwise it won't hurt my husband!" The ninth sister also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Cheng, you're still amazing" Xiao Ming continued to pat himself on the back, he was almost scared to pee his pants just now.

"You can take this money and spend it slowly! Let's go first! ”

The three people who were still happy to be robbed waved their hands and turned to leave.

"I can't afford to take a taxi."

"Let's go back then."

"It's going to be more than two hours away, and I haven't had breakfast yet."

The three of them sighed again.

"Master, if you want to help them, why don't you let me catch the female ghost and come out."

"Help them?"

He Cheng carried the box and turned his head to leave, "I just took some money to spend, they made an appointment with the female ghost in three chapters, and they are responsible for life or death." ”

Yan Hong wanted to speak and stopped, and obediently followed behind He Cheng.

"What day is it?"

In the Happy Buddha Temple, the Happy Buddha looked puzzled and couldn't kneel, and he had already lined up to worship the Buddha a hundred meters away.

Three long incense sticks per person.

"Incense, someone finally believes in my happy Buddha! Haha"

It's always a good thing to have incense, and half an hour of incense is comparable to his performance in one or two years.

"After worshipping, put the incense into the incense burner, and then go here to receive the money, 100 yuan per person!" A beautiful woman in a short skirt shouted in the distance.

Five strong men with muscles as hard as rocks, with blue faces, gritted their teeth and carried an incense burner, and moved to the temple gate step by step.

As soon as the incense burner was put down, the people who were kneeling in the temple immediately rushed up, planted incense, and then rushed to the woman to receive the money.

The people in the back finally had a chance, and squeezed into the temple to kowtow.

Seeing that they can really get money, more and more people are joining the ranks, and women do not refuse to come, as long as they kowtow, they will give money, and those who do not kowtow want to be confused, they will be broken by a sentence, and then they will be blown away by the group waiting in line to receive the money.

"The incense is good."

"Shangxiang is asking for sincerity, you are not helping me."

Happy Buddha shook his head.

"The Buddha fights for a stick of incense, it is better to have incense than a spider in the temple, haven't you heard of the advertising effect? These people receive money to help you publicize, so that your temple can flourish. ”

He Cheng walked to the temple step by step and looked directly at the Happy Buddha statue.

"After many years, your cultivation has improved again" Happy Buddha's eyes fell on He Cheng's neck.

He finally saw through He Cheng today, although the golden body was a Buddha, it was full of resentment and karma.

It is said to be the embodiment of anger, but it is better to say that it is an evil Buddha.

"I'm out to see you, aren't you welcome?"

"If you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, the corpse king should still say it bluntly" Since the Happy Buddha is sure of He Cheng's identity, he will naturally no longer regard him as a family, and only when he condenses the golden body can he have the Buddha's will, but unfortunately he is no longer the opponent of the zombie king in front of him when he finds out.

"Borrow the Happy Buddha on his head and use it!"

Happy Buddha smiled and glared, and took a few steps back uncontrollably.

What are you afraid of!

"Haha, just kidding you, I'm just coming to see an old friend"

The head on the top of the head of the Happy Buddha, He Cheng really remembered it.

He still has a bit of a bottom line, Happy Buddha has never shown hostility to him, and he is not good at really doing it, even if he does it, he can't guarantee to win.

"The Corpse King is really scared to death"

He Cheng's eyelids lifted.

Xiaosheng is too expensive, and Happy Buddha is not as foolish as he was at the beginning.

"I used to use Zhong Ye's sword, and you also know that the sword was returned to Zhong Ye to use, so I want to come to the Happy Buddha and you borrow a weapon, you also felt the monstrous ghost aura the day before yesterday, right?"

Happy Buddha nodded, and said solemnly, "It should be one step away from being able to ascend to the Earth Immortal!" ”

Jin Dan is known as a land immortal, and he is naturally a heavenly immortal when he takes a step forward.

"I like to slay demons the most, you know"

This poke will break the lie, and the happy Buddha will only think that he didn't hear it.

"I also picked up two or three weapons at the foot of Lingshan Mountain at that time, and the corpse king can use them as much as he wants."

An eight-sided hammer the size of a winter melon.

A plate of golden axes.

A pestle to slay the devil.

It's a pity that they all exude Buddha light, and zombies use Buddha treasures, so it's better to find their own death.

"I've borrowed all three, and I'll definitely pay you back in the future!"

In the stunned and incredulous gaze of the happy Buddha, He Cheng raised his hand, and a burst of suction came out of his sleeve, sucking all three weapons into his sleeve.

The Qiankun in his sleeve should have been supernatural powers, but what Zhong Kui taught was only spells, and he could only hold something, and no one could be trapped.

Not to mention the three heads and six arms, the three heads and six arms that are conjured up are just flowers.

"Yan Hong, gone"

"Yes"

The person who sent the money over there left, and the incense in the Happy Buddha Temple was cut off, and the person who knelt halfway down threw the incense and scolded him for being unlucky.

There are also many who have knelt three or four times, earning three or four hundred yuan in ten minutes!

If you have money and kowtow, if you don't have money, you will immediately turn your face, and if you have no grudge, you have to say two sentences immediately.

In this world, people are more realistic than zombies.

Seven days have passed.

It was pitch black, like heavy ink splashed on the clouds.

Behind the dark clouds hidden by the moon, there was not the slightest starlight to be seen.

In this realm, the Happy Buddha with the highest ability, as well as the land god, all chose to be a shrunken turtle when they encountered the sky-high ghost.

In the church, the female doctor wore a wedding dress, watched in fear and tears as her ex-boyfriend grabbed her and threatened the kidnapped pastor to go on a wedding trip.

"I love you so much, I really love you!"

The ex-boyfriend grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the stomach, smiled, cut open the belly inch by inch, bleeding like splashing water, fell to the ground twice, and lost his movement.

A figure flashed out.

The black hair is arrogant, and he wears Japanese armor made of bamboo, hemp rope, and leather.

As soon as he appeared, except for the others, all the others died from the ghostly rush!

"The Ghost King is killed!"

Outside the church,

Ma Shangfeng and Xiaohui, dressed in gold and silver armor, stood left and right with magic weapons in their hands.

In the middle stood an old Taoist man wearing a Taoist robe, a whisk of dust was raised, and the dust bundle was soft and stiff like a spear, pointing directly at the Dongying Ghost King.

"Die!"

The ghost king flew out and knocked over Ma Shangfeng and Xiaohui with just the ghost qi.

The Taoist who was facing this move took more than a dozen steps back, and only stopped with his back against the car, but he couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood spurting out.

"Poof!"

On the branches, the little scorpion that has always had a big finger in its eyes saw these all the time.

"It seems that there is no second god corpse in this world besides me!"

He Cheng, who had been waiting for a long time, jumped out and fell from the sky and landed in front of the old Taoist, protecting him behind him.

The grass monk wiped the blood and looked at the person who fell from the sky, blocked by the dust.

His face changed: "What a heavy corpse!" ”

Isn't that a good sign for another enemy!

"Master, it's him, he's our savior!"

Ma Shangfeng and Xiaohui said loudly: "He is the one who helped us find you!" ”

The smoke and dust dissipated, and the golden light flourished.

There is a corpse with three heads and six arms, and the corpse in silver armor will stand with it!

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