Chapter 408: Mother-in-law from Hell
Looking at Xiao Wei Ya dancing, Zhou Yu laughed self-deprecatingly, very embarrassed but heartfelt.
Looking around the room, it was decorated in the same style as the one he had done in Dubancia. The furnishings were simple, except for the table, bed and two chairs, and a wooden basin by the door.
The function of this wooden basin is very strange, and it is a device that Zhou Yu uses to put at the door every night to warn and prevent the enemy. How to prevent it? It is to fill it with water, and the sneak attacker often only focuses on the eyes and distances and is not accustomed to looking at the feet.
When he secretly opened the door and was about to step in to assassinate, it was very likely that he would step on the basin with one foot, and the sound of the water and the sound of the basin would immediately wake Zhou Yu up.
Unexpectedly, this method was actually used by the little girl here.
"Wei Ya, this is the original...
"Carney, this was an abandoned base, similar to where we found 139, but it didn't have the grandeur of Dubancia's underground base, and there were no robots or Imperial warriors."
"And you—Y-y-y-
"yes, it took three months. While rescuing the women and children who had been driven and slaughtered by the Water King's army, we brought them here to work. You also know that those strong men who died, those who were confined to the army, the old, weak, sick and disabled here are all homeless, helpless and miserable. They are really miserable, even worse than Da Fei and Ma Partridge, oh no! If they don't lend a hand, I'm afraid they will be worse than the lizard girl and the wolf girl. ”
Speaking of the back, Xiao Weiya's face suddenly became solemn, and her eyes were bloodshot as if they were about to erupt into flames.
Just two years ago, she was still an innocent and indisputable little girl, a little girl who lived a carefree life every day fishing and shrimping, spring plowing and autumn harvesting, thirsty and hungry eating.
But the days with Zhou Yu completely changed her fate. Ideologically, she has become more righteous than children of the same age, and understands that saving others with her hands is saving herself.
Secondly, ideologically, she is more inclined to anti-authoritarianism, that is, to stop crime, stop persecution, destroy enemies, and protect herself by countering violence with violence, which most of the governors have explained to her in detail. In other words, for those opponents and enemies who do not treat you as human beings at all, the only feasible and undisputed thing to do is to destroy them, completely and completely, mentally and physically.
Judging from the current situation, Xiaoweiya is resolutely implementing this broad anti-authoritarianism.
Thirdly, and most importantly, Xiao Weiya inherited the heart of the Metropolitan Governor. It is undeniable that the gathering of such a resistance force in a short period of time and the formation of an organization and scale prove that he has learned tenacity and progress from Zhou Yu. Although her fists are strong, her heart is still kind and soft, and Zhou Yu has seen through everything from the sentence "There is hope for children living in the world" just now.
"It seems that you have really grown up, Wei Ya!"
Zhou Yu nodded silently, and looked thoughtfully at the little girl who was gradually slowing down.
"What's wrong, Carney? Am I not doing it right? Aren't you happy? ”
"Uh, I, I'm happy, happy!"
"Let's go, I'll show you here!"
Wei Ya pulled Zhou Yu and walked out of the only two-story building in the base.
The layout of the entire underground space is completely copied from the village layout of Dubancia. Grass-made houses are lined up, stoves are placed at each intersection, and the drainage system is vertical and horizontal, drawing the ground into a grid of fields. The most amazing thing is that Wei Ya selected a group of children to form a circus, and performed hat tricks on the grass platform from time to time every day, drilled rings and spit fire.
I learned it from Mr. Depravity! Terrible!
One cannot do without recreation, and even a little bit can relieve the nerves that are constantly tense and may eventually burst. For example, some people like to buy lottery tickets, gamble on balls, play chess, watch others play chess, etc., and these subtle activities and micro-components of life are subtly affecting the temperament of every participant and bystander.
Moreover, more aggressive entertainment will have even more tragic results. For example, some people like to smoke contraband prohibited by state orders, and they don't sing songs or write songs.
Therefore, the process of human civilization is actually a brief history of the continuous progress and innovation of spiritual civilization activities. In the Middle Ages, mankind's enthusiasm and pursuit of drama, literature, sculpture, painting, and music even surpassed that of modern society, and the actor, one of the oldest professions in the world, did not only exist in the court, but also in the market, in the fields and under the plum, as long as you can have a ventriloquist, a unique skill, and even learn to bark a cat and a dog.
Entertainment and art are as thin as a piece of paper, but it is certain that entertainment is not the same as art, and there is even a world of difference between the two. It is an insult to call a clown full of witticisms a performing artist, and to lay off an old comrade who has been working in dubbing and translation all his life is a play on the mainstream trend of entertainment in the world.
"You're good, you have a rich and colorful cultural and sports life here!"
Zhou Yu saw a circus performance here, and when he turned around, he saw a group of twelve or thirteen-year-old children practicing free fighting. Although these children are not very old and have not yet reached adulthood, they are all capable and capable, with no fat under the skin, and their dark skin is matched with a few clearly visible abdominal muscles, which makes people want to go over and pinch two handfuls.
Obediently, do children also practice so high-grade wings?
"Of course, Carney, do you remember? At that time, you were teaching the crushing horseshoe crab and the boa python in grappling on the wind wheel, and I kept every move by heart on the side. After forming this team, I think back bit by bit, and I don't know how much I remember, but I can remember it all here! ”
Said Waviya waved her hand embarrassedly, extremely ashamed.
This crazy girl, will she be shy? By the way, I'm going to have to punish her, right? You are called stealing teachers to learn art, without the permission of the governor of Bento, you have to bear legal responsibility for stealing and teaching classes without permission!
What, you say you don't make a profit, you don't have an income? Well, I really can't convict you for the time being without profit, and I'll find another crime for you later, such as illegally obtaining citizen information.
"I didn't think you would really use it!"
Zhou Yu excitedly crossed his hands together and kept rubbing them.
"By the way, how many do you have, now?"
"Carney, are you asking me how many soldiers I have?"
"Well, if they, if they are, how many?"
The Grand Governor smiled as he gestured to the sentry who had to step on two stacked bricks, who were only as tall as an adult's shoulders and had to step on two stacked bricks.
"There are more than 400 regular soldiers, and less than 100 are responsible for receiving and supporting them, and there are about 700 women and elderly people engaged in labor and peasant labor.
Zhou Yu understood that what Wei Ya said about constantly replenishing the supply of soldiers meant that after the civilians were rescued, some children would be replenished. This idea of using war to feed war also stems from the struggle strategy of the Grand Duke.
Everything followed his set in Dubancia, without any discount, and even the tiger grappler was the same as Zhou Yu himself.
"Awesome! Terrible! That's amazing! ”
The Metropolitan Governor said three times in a row, and his thumbs were high. He admired and admired from the bottom of his heart, Wei Ya was only a ten-year-old child, and he thought that he could not have this kind of achievement when he was ten years old. Even if he drops it to Wei Ya, he can't do it.
"Carney, how did you come across these Boy Army?"
The Grand Governor said nothing about how he chased him from Dubancia, saved Queen Philena all the way, entangled local forces, and formed a rebel army, and even said nothing about being possessed by the Divine Soldier Kun. However, he talked about letting Xiao Liang fly back to bring the spar to Tesla, and whether the connection can be successful depends on Tesla's craftsmanship.
At least until he set off on his journey to Drunken Flower City, that expectation didn't come true.
"Y-You're really going to Drunken Flower City?"
"yes, I can't think of a better way."
Zhou Yu spread out his hands and made a habitually helpless action. Wei Ya stretched out her hand and slapped his left hand and right hand successively, and the Dadu Governor's hand hurt in pain. This little girl's energy has grown, and she can't eat it if she hasn't played this game for more than a year.
Sure enough, it's not okay to be old.
"If you really want to infiltrate Drunken Flower City, Carney! I really want to think of someone. ”
"Alone?"
When he saw this mother-in-law, Zhou Yu thought that Wei Ya was teasing himself. It was a separate grass and wood loft, more than a foot high above the ground, and it looked like it was five meters square, but because it was built in a pyramid shape, the interior space was very cramped.
The Governor had to bend over, or even climb in, to see the "man" lying on the sickbed.
"Ahem, ahem!"
The old woman heard a voice behind her and turned her face slowly. Through the dim firelight, Zhou Yu saw an extremely terrifying face, which startled him.
Is this still human? It was a witch's face, with lips turned out, one eye protruding and the other sunken in, presumably the nose with no organs, only two black holes.
"Carney, that's this grandma! You guys talk! ”
After Wei Ya finished introducing, she jumped away very interestingly. Alas, Zhou Yu stretched out his hand but didn't catch the girl like the wind, only caught it. He had to turn back in horror and face this face alone that seemed to come from hell.
"Is that you?"
"What, you know me?"
Zhou Yu was shocked, although the voice of the mother-in-law in front of him was hoarse and abnormal, but his insight was different from ordinary people, he was still surprised to find that the tone was a little familiar. This familiarity, absolute acquaintance.
It's her!