Chapter 3: Get Out

"Get out!"

Qin Shaoling didn't embarrass Chen You, he successfully deceived everyone, these people were killed by robbers outside the forest, and he just saved Chen You casually by passer-by, and then the two hid aside and waited until the matter was over before collecting the body, that vivid expression, as well as the colorful narrative, actually made others believe it, and even Chen You thought that this was the case.

It's just that what he didn't expect was that when he returned to the forest and threw the food he exchanged for the global currency here, the three old immortals in the depths actually threw out such a sentence directly, looking at the phantom beasts with eyes as big as copper bells, even if Qin Shaoling has been with these guys for ten years, it will be easy to destroy a city.

"I don't know you brutes, don't you just think that I will cause you trouble by killing those boys, what kind of ability college, what's so amazing, you are scared to pee your pants? Did you all wet the bed when I didn't come back last night?"

Qin Shaoling looked at the three phantom beasts in front of him with disdain, the first one was the Four Seasons Deer, which was a grass-type S-level phantom beast, usually relatively gentle, and generally protected Qin Shaoling; the second was a flame orangutan, a fire-type S-level phantom beast, with a fiery temper, and it was very unlicensed when playing cards; and finally it was the Water King Crocodile, which at first glance was an extremely scary existence, and it was the real emperor of this forest, a double S-level phantom beast!

But these three guys are a little special to Qin Shaoling, since they have wisdom, they are so close to human beings for the first time, although Qin Shaoling was just a little ghost when he first came here, but they didn't turn Qin Shaoling directly into a supper, maybe it is because of Qin Shaoling's difference.

"Ahh ”

The flame orangutan stared at his big eyes, that look, as if he was about to swallow Qin Shaoling alive, but Qin Shaoling seemed to have already seen the surprise, and casually found a place to sit down, looking like he was about to play cards, and his gambling funds were very sufficient today.

"Yes, yes, the more urine you drink, the more you drink, right, I'm already calloused. ”

The fiery orangutan was slightly stunned, why did this sentence sound a little awkward, but it didn't seem to be able to find fault for a while, and in the end it was still the same sentence, you get out, don't come back after getting out of the forest.

After the cards were done, seeing that the three guys had not sat down for a long time, Qin Shaoling was also a little strange, if it was in the past, these three guys would definitely be the first time to sit down and start their game, even if there was any contradiction before, after a card game, all the misunderstandings were resolved, but now......

"Little ghost, you better go, a human being, you can't stay here forever, you have your own life, the human world is what you should go to. ”

The words of the Water King Crocodile seemed to be a bit serious, and after seeing the previous high school students, it profoundly knew that the current Qin Shaoling had grown up, because he had been separated from the human world for too long, and he had forgotten how to live as a human being.

Qin Shaoling does things completely according to his own preferences, and in doing so, although there is nothing here, but in a few years, there may be a big mess!

"Are you really willing to let me go?

"The three of us can fight the landlord!"

"Then there's no one to play with you about the Shikoku War. ”

"I've been playing Shikoku for a long time, and it's not bad to play Three Kingdoms. ”

"What if there's no one to help you catch the flies?"

"I haven't moved for a long time, and my bones are getting worms, so I just loosen my bones. ”

......

After talking for several hours, these three guys were all Wang Ba's iron heart, and Qin Shaoling could only roll up the cover and leave, but when he left, he didn't forget to take his gambling book away, looking like he didn't leave his own place here, of course, he secretly cursed in his heart, these three guys were struck by lightning every day, and they fell asleep at night and had a stomach upset, and they stepped on shit when they were outside.

The city, Qin Shaoling has been here before, although he has always come and left in a hurry, as if he was going to the toilet, but his dress, coupled with this large number of outfits, quickly attracted the attention of others, because Chen You was by his side, there was nothing, it looked like a cosplay, but this time, a person carrying food that was about to fall out of the half-human height, followed by a little white dog, this strange combination, is really ...... It's going to be on the hot search right away, right?

"Bao, what are you doing watching these guys do with us, are you getting fat, so these guys want to catch you and make a dog meat pot?"

Qin Shaoling's face was definitely like this, which made Ah Bao want to jump over and bite him twice, but when he saw Qin Shaoling carrying so much food on his back, it should be a little difficult, it kicked its legs, and jumped directly into the back basket behind, and ate a small half of the food after three times and two divided by two, and by the time Qin Shaoling found out and pulled Ah Bao out, half of the food had disappeared.

Ah Bao burped with satisfaction, turned over, patted his little belly, and had a very satisfied expression, which made Qin Shaoling really want to step on it directly, and then step on Ah Bao's intestines, squeeze out the greasy inside, and let Ah Bao become a local dog that only eats grass in the future, no, coyote, this is not impossible, doesn't the gray wolf never eat lambs?

Finding a place to sit down, Qin Shaoling saw that there were a few people opposite him who were in a similar situation to himself, all of whom put a broken bowl on the ground, and then slept on the edge of this broken bowl, and from time to time someone would throw them some global coins, what is the situation? And such a good profession can have the fruits of labor without effort? Sleep to show others? Or is this a live webcast?

Qin Shaoling also wanted to learn from these people, coming out of the forest, he had a feeling that the world was big and where was my home, he didn't know where he was going, he didn't know what he was going to do, and he didn't even know how to live, and these people in front of him were obviously the best learning objects, didn't it mean that there must be my teacher in the threesome, there were more than three people here.

I found a half-broken bowl, closed my eyes, and slept, everything seemed so simple, so incredible, so natural, the three guys said that he would forget that he was still a human being, that he would forget how to survive, wouldn't this survive?

It's just that he didn't close his eyes for long, and when he just felt drowsy, he felt that he was kicked the back, kicking his whole person away for several meters, and because the other party's shoes seemed to be special products, it might be a new product from Nike, and it was obviously a powerful attack power, so that Qin Shaoling almost burped, pretending to be a corpse, maybe he really turned into a corpse directly.

"Begging on our territory, have you asked us if the Red Wolf Gang Brother Wolf?"

The person who kicked Qin Shaoling was wearing a pair of black sunglasses, wearing a black combat uniform, and a pair of jet boots on his feet, no wonder he could kick Qin Shaoling away with one kick, but he didn't expect that after he kicked Qin Shaoling away, Qin Shaoling would still be able to stand up like no one, which seems to have exceeded the limit of ordinary people, if it is an alien, it won't be so miserable at this age, right?

"Bao, this guy is talking about Brother Red Wolf Gang, can't it be you? When did you take in my little brother when I went to bed? And you accepted such a stupid little brother!"

After a little blankly glanced around, it actually turned its head and continued to sleep, turning over and ignoring Qin Shaoling's words, the little white wolf that has been raised for so many years is really a white-eyed wolf, and it is not familiar with it.

Looking at the middle-aged man who kicked him again, Qin Shaoling didn't think anything about it, maybe the place where he slept was originally someone's place, in the forest, powerful phantom beasts all have their own territory, even if it was him, if that reckless guy came in, he would also flatten the other party.

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to sleep in your place, you told me, your territory is there, I'll move the position, try not to affect you, but your line is good. ”

Qin Shaoling embarrassedly grabbed his messy hair, and a lot of white powder suddenly floated down on it, it seemed that he didn't know how sloppy it was, even the Broad wives who were watching the excitement on the side all had disdainful glances, and even hid as far as they could. However, Qin Shaoling's appearance of me being very good at talking didn't make the face of the man in black change anything, he felt that Qin Shaoling seemed to feel that his identity was the same as this group of beggars!

"This area belongs to our Red Wolf Gang, and if you want to eat here, pay your protection money first. Otherwise, hmph, just a warning!"

Qin Shaoling seemed to have only thought that he had been kicked at this time, and he was a little confused just now and thought that he was dreaming.

"Oh, I see, I thought I was bitten by a dog just now, why did I have some pain in my back, what, what is your wolf brother, and you want me to pay him protection money, are you going to die? ”

Qin Shaoling's serious appearance made the faces of the people watching the excitement a little ugly, and they also felt extremely funny when they saw the middle-aged man's somewhat distorted expression, and because of Qin Shaoling's words, they were also secretly refreshed, but on the contrary, they didn't dare to laugh, for fear that the middle-aged people would settle accounts after the autumn, so at this moment their stomachs felt a little cramped.

"Boy, you're looking for death! Don't blame me!"

The middle-aged man showed his sword, he couldn't bear it when Qin Shaoling made a disrespectful speech, in this area, no one dared to talk to him like this, no matter whether Qin Shaoling was pretending to be stupid or really stupid, he didn't care, these people in front of him seemed to be living too easily, it was time to sound the alarm for them, and Qin Shaoling, it was the chicken, he wanted to kill the chicken to show the monkey!

It's just that the chicken he thought was Tchaikovsky among the roosters? Although Qin Shaoling didn't know too much about human feelings, but if this middle-aged man wanted to attack him, he couldn't be stupidly cut, even if he told him not to make a move when he left, however, Sijilu didn't seem to say that Ah Bao couldn't move!

"Po, bite him JJ!"

At the sound of an order, Ah Bao, who should have slept hazy, was like being struck by a thunderbolt, and then jumped in front of Qin Shaoling like a conditional launch, and bit the middle-aged man's lower body fiercely, as if biting JJ had become some kind of strong belief, how much hatred did it have for men......