Chapter 41: Beauty Misguides
When I went out, I met the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha, Hua Wuye felt that she was very unlucky, and she wanted to leave a little embarrassed, but she was pulled, looking at her clothes that were pulled, Hua Wuye frowned, "What are you doing?" ”
Throwing off the other party's hand and stepping back, seeing the monk's hand coming, Hua Wuye covered his chest, with a face of being violated, Hua Wuye moved loudly, making this green lantern ancient Buddha slightly stunned, "Amitabha...... Why should the donor be so guarded, the poor monk just wants to talk to the donor,"
"Just talk about life?" Hua Wuye looked at the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha Dao, and frowned with a suspicious gaze, "You swear,"
"A poor monk can swear to the Buddha," the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha nodded and said, "Just talk,"
"Okay, you swear to your Buddha, if you mess around, move me a leaf, and your Buddha will be full of descendants," Hua Wuye looked at the green lantern ancient Buddha Dao, this oath is vicious enough.
Even the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, looked at the flower without leaves, and said without leaves, "Sure enough, it's ill-intentioned, I'm leaving......"
"Don't go," the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha sighed and said, "The poor monk swears that if there is half a lie, move the donor with a leaf, the Buddha ...... Only...... Offspring...... Full house,"
Very good, Hua Wuye felt that she was probably the first, seeing this holy man, after saying with a face of eating flies, this short sentence, stretched out his hand and patted the other party and said, "Come and talk about life, let's find a place to sit, you talk about life earlier, I won't be so scared, haha......"
“…… The poor monk just said, "When he looked at the flowers and leaves, the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha took a deep breath and said, Xiucai couldn't explain it when he met Bing, and he felt a stomachache.
"Oh, is it? I didn't hear it just now, let's talk about life," Hua Wuye said with a smile, Hua Wuye was brought to a place where incense burners were everywhere, and waved his hand, it felt really good.
"It smells good," Hua Wuye nodded, but suddenly he felt that Monk Najun had a ghost.
"Ahhh......h Jun monk, why do you have one more? Hua Wuye stretched out his hand and waved, and then the whole person fell to the ground.
The flower fell to the ground without leaves, and the expression of the ancient Buddha did not change, and he went to the soft couch not far away after a while, and began to chant the scriptures directly.
The vague flower was heard without leaves, and the green light ancient Buddha said, "What did the donor see?" ”
"Money! Handsome guy! ”
"Money? Handsome guy? "Money knows? Handsome guy? Men? The Green Lantern Ancient Buddha was slightly stunned, "The poor monk asked you what you desire?" ”
"Marry a rich and handsome man and walk on the pinnacle of life," Hua Wuye said, dreaming, dreaming that she hugged left and right, a lot of white flowers and paper and pens in front of her, and someone lit a cigarette for her, and she was very happy.
“……”
The Green Lantern Ancient Buddha didn't understand the rich and handsome, but when he waited for the word to marry, he took a deep breath after looking at the flowers without leaves, "What do you think about the world?" ”
"It's okay to get by so-so," Hua Wuye muttered, "I said you are not annoying, didn't you see my sister drinking with my beauty?" ”
Hua Wuye hugged Baili Rufeng on the side, and the one sitting on the right was Baili Ruchen, and said impatiently, talking nonsense and not seeing that he was enjoying it.
"Come to Xiaofengfeng for a drink, Xiao Chenchen will also ......" Holding two glasses of wine, he looked like a playboy, looking at the beauties around him obscenely.
"I want to kiss one," Baili Rufeng looked at Hua Wuye Dao, Hua Wuye kissed it, and was grabbed by the person on the other side, and pointed to his cheek coldly.
"Come here and take a bite, hehe......" But suddenly I felt that I was slapped in the face, and when I opened my eyes, Hua Wuye blinked.
Looking at the hundred miles of dust in front of him, the dream and reality were not very clear, and he held each other's heads very decisively, and kissed them, "Xiao Chenchen also has a bite,"
Baili Ruchen was stupid when he was kissed, he was taken advantage of by the female hooligan, and the female hooligan also licked her lips, with a look of unfinished business, "so sweet......" hugged each other and kissed each other.
Baili Ruchen reacted, but he resisted with his lips, biting the other party's lips, and was stupid.
"Hurt......" Soon Hua Wuye was bitten, covering his lips, looking at the hundred miles in front of him, swallowing his saliva, so real, "I was dreaming just now, right?" ”
"What do you think?" When looking at the flowers without leaves, a hundred miles are like dust, and they grit their teeth and want to strangle the flowers without leaves.
Hua Wuye swallowed his saliva and touched his lips, not a dream.
"Green Lantern Ancient Buddha...... You said that if you don't move a leaf of mine, your Buddha will give birth to a bunch," looking at the ancient Buddha of the green lantern sitting not far away, Hua Wuye immediately said.
"The poor monk of Amitabha Buddha has not touched the leaves of the donor, and you can count the donors," the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha said, just now it was a dream, attracting the desire in his heart.
Good...... He really looked down on the flowers and leaves in front of him, he thought that the other party's least inner desire was to become an immortal and other tall people, but he didn't expect her to be full of enjoyment.
It's like a mortal, hugging left and right, and there is a lot of money, and the protagonist is a hundred miles like dust and a hundred miles like the wind in front of him.
"If the donor doesn't have those desires, the poor monk is difficult to control," the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha said with a compassionate face.
“…… I'm just a dead monk and no good person," Hua Wuye crawled to leave, but was lifted by someone's feet, and the whole person hung in the air, and immediately his clothes fell down, and Hua Wuye hurriedly covered it.
"What are you doing? At most, I kissed you, but I was wronged, how can I also suffer, I still forget it, this matter is when we are bitten by dogs, I will go to find Xiaofeng,"
"Is the hand of the Buddha realm stretched too long?" Baili Ruchen didn't take care of the flowers and leaves, and held back a glance at the goods.
Just looked at the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha not far away, and said coldly, "Green Lantern Ancient Buddha...... Stay away from her next time. ”
As he spoke, he dragged Hua Wuye out, and Hua Wuye was dragged by his feet, and immediately hugged the pillar, "Let go," and said like dust for a hundred miles.
"Don't, it's too embarrassing to be dragged out like this, let's change ......" Hua Wuye said, "Brother sees that I am your brother and sister in the face, we don't care,"
The word 'brother' made Baili Ruchen's hand tremble, and he almost fell to death Hua Wuye, the hand of the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha chanting the scriptures paused, looked at Baili Ruchen on the side, and didn't say anything.
"You're talking nonsense, I'll kill you right away," Hua Wuye said while still holding the pillar, a hundred miles like the wind.
"......" Hua Wuye looked at Baili like the wind, "I let go, you let go of me, you are so ashamed, you let go...... My leg hurts...... Elder brother...... No...... Big brother, brother...... Brother Chen...... Ahhhh......h
Still screaming, the whole person was thrown to the ground and then the dog ate, "Fortunately, I'm a man now, it's a woman, my breasts are gone, and there is no ......" Hua Wuye covered his chest.
"......" brothers are all the same, why do you have to carry clothes uncomfortable.