The little madman is very popular with the audience, and his madness has attracted the attention of many people, but no one likes him among the contestants, not that everyone rejects him, but because he is an unstable factor, Wang Xiaobai is different, after all, everyone participated in two episodes of the show together, they are very familiar with each other, and they are somewhat affectionate, so as soon as Mr. Lang came up, everyone asked Wang Xiaobai to sit beside him, Wang Xiaobai took two steps back, sat behind the old shaman and Ulan Tuya, and whispered to Ulan Tuya, who had a bad face: "Tuya girl." , I like you very much! ”

The little madman turned into Wang Xiaobai's appearance, reading love letters aloud, too many people saw it, the most embarrassing thing was Ulan Tuya, some couldn't get off the stage, the girl had a small face, and she was sensitive and suspicious, how to take care of Tuya's emotions, Wang Xiaobai whispered this sentence, Ulan Tuya's originally blue face suddenly turned red, lowered her head and didn't dare to look back at Wang Xiaobai, just muttered in a low voice: "I like you too!" ”

The voice was too small, not much bigger than the mosquito fart business, Wang Xiaobai didn't hear it clearly, and asked, "Sister Tuya, what did you say?" ”

"I didn't ...... It's nothing! Ulan Tuya's head hung lower, her neck was blushing, and she had already sat in the last row, and the little madman who was dragged by Geng Jianyang suddenly shouted at Wang Xiaobai: "She said she likes you too!" ”

, they all say that the illusionist is deaf and clear-sighted, it's really like this, Wang Xiaobai didn't hear Ulan Tuya's words clearly when he was so close, and the little madman heard so clearly when he was so far away, there was really no one...... Wang Xiaobai turned his head sharply and gave the little madman a threatening look, but the little madman ignored it and smiled at him.

The scene was very embarrassing, Mr. Lang coughed and said loudly: "Everyone is here, little brother drives!" ”

The driver sitting in front of the bus wore a leather jacket and a baseball cap, Wang Xiaobai was in a hurry to get on the bus and really didn't see who was driving, and now look at it, it turned out to be Li Yiling, Li Yiling drove away, flashed out from behind Mr. Lang and the little lama he brought, nodded to everyone with a smile, walked to the empty seat behind and sat down slowly.

The two new players who fill in the place are simply two heavens of ice and fire, Lama Sange is like a humble gentleman, with gentle and decent manners, but the little madman is like a ruffian, crazy and lawless...... Wang Xiaobai couldn't help but shake his head.

The bus moved forward slowly, Mr. Lang stood in front steadily, like a high-passenger flight attendant, holding a small microphone in his hand, and the big one carrying the camera had already begun to shoot at him, Mr. Lang smiled and said to the camera: "Dear audience and friends, I miss you to death......"

There was already a picture in the main live broadcast room, and the audience began to shift from the pictures of each player, and when they saw Mr. Lang, the barrage flew up: "Mr. Lang, we also want to kill you!" ”

"Mr. Lang, please don't read the advertisement, you read it too ugly!"

"What's this episode of? What's the moth? ”

"Mr. Lang must sell the guanzi, read the advertisement first, and bet on a jade Ruyi ......"

Everyone knows Mr. Lang's virtue, and sure enough, after the opening remarks, he began to read the advertisement, and the last episode of the show had three sponsors, and this issue has increased to four, I really don't know what these businesses think, and they went to the supernatural program to advertise, and they really fought for the traffic......

The lively barrage, the grinding and chirping advertisements, the bus got on the main road and began to drive towards the high speed, obviously this episode of the show is not local, as for going there, what content, Mr. Lang still didn't say, some viewers began to be impatient, sneering, scolding the street appeared, Mr. Lang was able to enter the topic, and said loudly: "The place we are going to today is Bahe City, everyone knows that Bahe City is a county-level city, mainly based on light industry, the most famous is Bahe hemp sugar." ”

"When it comes to Bahe hemp candy, I have to say Huiduo shopping APP......

Introducing Bahe City, just come out of hemp candy, and advertise, suddenly the barrage cloud floated by, the previous contestants were used to it, no one took it seriously, Sanger also smiled and listened, as if he was listening very seriously, but the little madman was suddenly driven crazy by Mr. Lang, jumped up from the last row, and shouted: "Mr. Lang, if your special mother reads the advertisement again, I will turn you into hemp candy!" ”

As soon as the little madman's words came out, the barrage was full of support, "Support, support, turn Mr. Lang into hemp candy, I can't wait to see it." ”

"Little madman, if you really turn Mr. Lang into hemp candy, I will reward you with a jade Ruyi, change quickly, change quickly......"

"It's better to become a dog who can read advertisements, Lang is always willing to be an advertising dog......"

"Host Hemp Candy, poof! I want to laugh inexplicably, I'm looking forward to it......"

Other people have their own purposes for participating in the competition, such as making a name for themselves, such as hoping to let people know their inheritance, such as justifying their spells, and Wang Xiaobai who is short of money and can't find a job...... But the little madman is different, he just comes to play, he doesn't care about the ranking, he doesn't care about the elimination or not, he doesn't care about the money, his purpose is to have fun, Lang always believes that if he continues to read, the little madman will definitely figure him out, this kid's illusion is amazing, and it can't be prevented.

Mr. Lang coughed and said, "Let's get down to business, something strange happened in Bahe City recently, Heavenly Master Zhong Kui came to the world, what's going on?" This has to start from a month ago, there is a gang of gangsters in the eastern district of Bahe City, who do not do their jobs and open chess and card rooms, in fact, they are gambling money, collecting protection fees, collecting debts, and making public resentment boiling. ”

"The scale of this group of people is not large, they are all unemployed vagrants, and there is not much sin in being caught, and they came out after a while, and they continued to do it, no one dared to offend them, a month ago, this gang of gangsters went to collect debts, and the debts ran away, and they ran to the debtor's old father's house to ask for debts, and they splashed paint on the door, and they wrote red killing words, and they didn't leave, the old man was a school teacher before he retired, and it was enough to worry about such a son in the family, plus the gangsters who collected debts scolded and scolded, aggressive, threatening and sprinkled, The old man had a heart attack in a fit of rage! ”

"Fortunately, the rescue was timely, the old man was rescued, and several gangsters were also arrested, but they had IOUs in their hands, and they didn't beat the old man, they were locked up for a few days, and they were released after a fine of some money, these gangsters were quite proud, and everything was as usual after they came out, and they also found a restaurant to celebrate the next night, and drank until twelve o'clock in the evening."

"The hotel should have closed a long time ago, but the boss didn't dare to let them go, of course these gangsters didn't have a consciousness, drank a few boxes of beer, sang and sang, everyone knows that the mixed society loves tattoos, and the tattoos are varied, the heads of these gangsters, Hao Zhuzi is even more exaggerated, other gangsters tattoo a dragon, tattoo a phoenix, he tattooed a Zhong Kui, a hideous Zhong Kui tattooed on the right chest."

"As you know, tattoos say a lot, not blind tattoos, you have to match your own life, Zhong Kui, Zhong Tianshi is a powerful character, in order to drive away evil and exist, tattooed on people, it may destroy your life, ancient walking rivers and lakes, often walking at night businessmen and dart masters, as well as corpse chasers. They will tattoo the Kusahi pattern on the back to ward off ghosts. Similar to the role of the door god. Even if you want to tattoo it, it is tattooed on the back, but Hao Zhuzi is tattooed on the chest. ”

Mr. Lang's introduction was endless, Wang Xiaobai couldn't help it, and said: "Mr. Lang, we all know what you said, let's get to the point!" ”

"I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the audience, please be patient, I'll get to the point soon!"

Mr. Lang didn't care at all, he was still introducing all kinds of taboos about Wen Zhongkui, which was simply flooding in the show, and the audience was also a little annoyed by the introduction, and the barrage flew up, "Mr. Lang, we don't want to hear your introduction, let's get down to business, I'm in a hurry......"

"This episode of the show is related to the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, I'm looking forward to it so much, Mr. Lang won't be in the water......"

"Interesting, interesting, it can be related to Zhong Kui, isn't that the god of catching ghosts? Looking forward to the show......"

"Please, Mr. Lang, don't water, I want to hear what's going on......"

Mr. Lang was unmoved, and after selling his knowledge, his voice suddenly became low: "When I drank until midnight, these people were blowing bigger and bigger, and said that there was an old lady in the old man's house, and he would continue to come to the door tomorrow to ask for debts, and it had nothing to do with them if he didn't die, he had to get the money back anyway......"

Hao Zhuzi, who was drunk, felt that his body was hot, and he took off his clothes naked, revealing a portrait of Zhong Kui, but what no one expected was that Zhong Kui, who was tattooed on his body, suddenly spoke: Hao Zhuzi, you bully the market, do evil, someone sued you for yin, grandpa can't spare you!"

With an eerie sound, the light bulb in the small restaurant flickered a few times, and several thugs were stupid, one of them pointed at Hao Zhuzi, and said with a big tongue: Brother Zhuzi, you ...... You have a long mouth on your head, and you are still talking, my mother, Grandpa Zhong Kui has appeared......"

Hao Zhuzi drank too much, although he also heard the gloomy voice, but he didn't take it seriously, just wanted to scold the little brother a few words, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his right chest, looked down, and saw Zhong Kui tattooed on his right chest alive, he actually rolled his eyes to look at him, and then the lights in the small restaurant snapped...... All of them were shattered, and the hotel was suddenly gloomy, but it was not pitch black, but the hotel was filled with a strange green light, and under the green light mapping, five imps appeared, and behind the imps was Zhong Kui in a red official robe! ”

"A few thugs woke up at once, and under the fright, they were momentarily stunned, and then one of the thugs jumped up and ran, shouting: "My mother, retribution is coming......"

As soon as he shouted, the other gangsters also reacted, crying dad and shouting that his mother was going to run out, but Zhong Kui, who appeared, waved his hand, and all the gangsters were frozen in place and couldn't move, and then Zhong Kui ordered five little ghosts: These people have done a lot of evil, take them back and use ...... torture"