Big watermelon: "Uncle, uncle? ”

"What do you mean? Goddess, don't tell me it's your son who just played the game...... Isn't that only six years old? ”

"Yes, uncle, I'll turn six in three days." Xiao Li replied on the computer: "I'm sorry uncle, I haven't played this game before, I can't make my uncle laugh if I don't play it well, uncle won't be angry, right?" ”

The corners of Shi Ying's mouth twitched, staring at her son's pink and tender little face, there was always a feeling that her son was blackened.

Tell people that they haven't played this game, and they didn't play it well, but in a blink of an eye, they didn't even have a chance to return the phone, and the big watermelon must be very depressed now, right?

The most important thing is that Xiao Li is only six years old, and the big watermelon can't even play with a six-year-old child, how did he mix?

It seemed that the big watermelon was not depressed enough, Xiao Li said again: "Uncle, let's play again, okay, I just familiarized myself with the skills, and this time I will definitely play better than the last time." ”

Big watermelon: "......"

"Can I say no? The child born by the demon is really a demon, and he is only six years old! I was still peeing and mud when I was six years old, but you're already playing so slippery on the computer......"

Xiao Li pursed his lips, and his little hand tapped quickly on the keyboard, "Uncle, the things you played when you were a child were really strange, no wonder Uncle didn't play well in games, he must have patronized playing with mud when he was a child." ”

Black belly.

This little guy has a really poisonous mouth.

Shi Ying seemed to be able to imagine the blackened face of the big watermelon on the computer, she couldn't help laughing, Xiao Li thought about it, and felt that he had suppressed the arrogance of the big watermelon, he shouldn't dare to 'abuse' his mother, the little guy left from the seat, and didn't forget to say: "I'm sorry uncle, I don't like to play with dirty people, uncle still play with mother, but can you please wash your hands first?" After playing with mud, playing directly with the computer, will it really not taste? ”

The little guy left, but the big watermelon jumped to his feet in anger, "I'm talking about when I was a child!" Childhood! I played with mud when I was a kid and stopped playing anymore when I grew up! ”

"Demon God, how did you find this little demon, a six-year-old child can be angry when he speaks, can't you take care of your son?!"

Shi Ying couldn't help laughing, her fingertips pointed on the arrow plate, and a line of words quickly floated out, "My son is telling the truth, he doesn't like to play with people who pee and mud, and I don't like it either." Your eldest is not a small person, don't you feel ashamed to say this in front of your children? ”

Big watermelon: "I want to praise your son for being smart, who knows that he still dislikes me, I'm depressed." ”

"Is that still PK?"

"P! I'm going to pour all the anger I received from your son on you, young lady, don't be bitter, hehehe. ”

Looking at this line of words, Shi Ying shook her head helplessly, pursed her lips and gently hooked the corners of her lower lip, "My son is still on the side, if you teach the little guy badly, I will ask you." ”

Big watermelon: "Your son is such a smart little guy, do you use me to teach?" If you want to train him, you still have to find his father, and if I talk to him a few more words, I'll be the one who will be trained. ”

A certain watermelon looked depressed and took the initiative to challenge the warbler, and the system countdown moved again after the warbler clicked OK.

Looking at the countdown in the middle of the screen, Shi Ying suddenly fell into a strange feeling, and the second the countdown ended, her eyes became cold.