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Two bright darts were inserted into the body of the giant bull puppet, and one of them happened to be inserted into the indescribable part between the legs of the giant bull, which naturally caused the giant bull to complain, you must know that he is still only a cow.

After about 5 minutes of the game, Bald Zhang had already led Lu Ming by about 20 darts, and if this situation continued, Lu Ming and they would definitely lose. But as the game deepened, everyone found that the gap was gradually narrowing, and when there were only 2 minutes left in the game, the gap between the two sides was reduced to only 5 darts! At this time, the clear-eyed person has seen that although the bald head Zhang throws eight darts at a time, but he only has one pair of eyes, sometimes more darts are thrown by feeling, but with the decline of his physical strength, his hit rate is getting more and more outrageous, and there are only a few times when he only hits one dart. What's worse is that while the hit rate is decreasing, there are more and more darts on the giant bull, one of which also hit the nostrils, and the painful giant bull squeaks and screams, and keeps scolding the bald head. On the other hand, Lu Ming's side has been throwing at a constant speed without any interference from the outside world, and Wu Keke has no darts on his body, just a little dizzy.

The game entered the last minute, and Lu Ming was only one dart behind. Everyone held their breath at this moment, for fear of disturbing the players in the game between the two sides, but a nasty voice sounded again: "Bald Zhang, are you stupid!" Do you still want to live, throw it at me faster! Throw as fast as you can, throw me on the target plate! ”

"No, princess. I can't control my head if I throw it too fast, and it will hurt the cow! I.... ”

"Shut up, you're all my playthings, you're all my slaves! You will do whatever I say, I don't care whether he lives or dies, I just need to win, as long as I win! Do you understand? Throw it at me, or I'll tear you down!" "How could the angry princess listen to what Bald Head Zhang said, she only had the final victory in her eyes.

The bald head who clenched the tentacle bit his lip tightly, but finally reluctantly let go, and then picked up all the darts beside him and threw them frantically at the target plate, and this time Niu Da's voice never sounded again.

In the end, Princess Flowey's side won the game, their target board was covered with dense darts, and even the corpse of the old cow was covered up, but except for Princess Flowey, the other puppets were surprisingly silent, and the scene seemed very strange for a while.

"Are you stupid! Well? We won, why not give me a thumbs up, hurry. Xiong Daxiong Er, keep an eye on me, whoever didn't applaud me and caught me, I tore him apart. ”

Soon, in a burst of sparse applause and listless cheers, Princess Huahua proudly walked up to Lu Ming and the others, and said contemptuously: "How is it?" We won the second game, so let's get the third game out of the question, I'm going to win this time! Hahaha. ”

"You ugly, disgusting, cold-blooded fat woman, what's so funny. You treat your partner like this sooner or later the day thunderstruck! The little girl Wu Keke couldn't help it for a long time, and said what she thought was the most vicious language.

"Hmph, shit. They're just my slaves and dolls, what kind of companions. And what do I want to do about you, you dare to scold me, and if I win in a while, I will gouge out your eyes and press them on me, and then look at you miserably, to see if you can still scold me like this. Hahaha, it's fun to think about. ”

"You...

"Alright, Coco. You are human, just talk to people, don't waste time with other inferior creatures. Wu Keke wanted to say something, but was pulled back by Lu Ming, and Princess Huahua was like a ball of air, directly ignored by him.

Such words and actions annoyed Princess Flowey, and she jumped up in rage, and the flesh on her face became trembling, and a sentence came out of her fat lips: "When the time comes, I will cut off your mouth!" ”

"I'll kill you!" Lu Ming turned his head suddenly, and a fierce look shot at Princess Huahua.

This time Princess Flowey was completely frightened, she had never seen such a terrifying look, not even her own castle lord grandfather, and at that moment she even felt that she was dead. When she came to her senses, she surprisingly didn't shout, but hid back in a gloomy way, waiting for Lu Ming and them to announce the next competition.

"Sorry to disappoint you, I've done my best." Lu Ming, who returned to the team, said to everyone regretfully. Fortunately, everyone understands that unless you don't care about Ucoco's life or death, whoever goes to this project will lose, and this is simply an unequal game.

"Captain, what are we going to do in the third game?" Everyone didn't say much else, and discussed it directly.

"Professor Lu, in the third game, I want you to compare, the other side is a guy with developed limbs and a simple mind, you have been engaged in ancient Chinese research for so many years, there must be a way to deal with them!" Lu Ming didn't think too much, but asked Professor Lu.

"Well, don't worry. It's time for my old man to do his part, and see how I educate this group of disobedient students! ”

Then, Lu Ming's side quickly determined the content of the third game, which was to compare literature! This time, Princess Huahua chose their own side to come up with the question first, and the title was a couplet, and the upper couplet was "One township and two miles, a total of three masters, I don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven, eight and nine sons, which is very bold", and asked Lu Ming to supplement the next couplet within ten minutes.

After the title of Princess Huahua came out, Lu Ming's side immediately became silent, and Meng Da's face was about to turn red. This princess is really a superb, are you bullying everyone who hasn't watched Zhou Xingxing's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"? If this topic is placed in Huaxia Kingdom, it is simply a sub-question.

"Who made this pair of yours?" Professor Lu asked Princess Blossom.

"Hmph, of course it's my castle master's grandfather, he's the smartest man in our entire dummy castle. Why, you know it's amazing, right? ”

"Well, the time is too short I only thought of a few couplets, but they are not very neat, it seems that the strong have their own strong players, I think... Before Professor Lu finished speaking, Meng Da covered Professor Lu's mouth, and then waved his hand to the puppets, and then Professor Lu's words said, "Recognize... Recognize.. People on our side think this question is quite difficult, so let's answer it from me, who has the highest IQ. The next link is 'ten rooms and nine poverty, and you get eight or two seven cents, six cents, five millimeters, and four cents, and you are half-hearted and first-class', how about it, there is no problem. ”

After about 1 minute of silence, the other side erupted in warm applause and admiration.

"This person is so smart, he actually came up in such a short time."

"yes, yes, I didn't understand what I mean, and he came up. It seems that the first question is also the answer he announced. ”

"Well, that's him, he's so smart and as bright and charming as a firefly in the dark, he must be the smartest of the bunch."

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Even Princess Huahua, who has always been awesome, couldn't help but praise him: "This person is really smart, I must dig out his brain and press it into my head in a while." ”

On the other side, Professor Lu looked at Meng Da with a little blush and said, "Xiao Meng, it's me who is gone." It seems that your Langya Mountain Sports Academy is still very powerful, but I didn't expect your literary skills to be quite good, let's talk about it when we have time. After hearing this, Meng Da, who graduated from Xishan Sports College, burst into tears.

This series of reactions made Lu Ming cry and laugh, it seems that the old professor is focused on his career and has no intention of paying attention to other aspects at all, but he will not break it, but reminds: "Professor Lu, how is your problem?" Are you sure? ”

"Don't worry, I wasn't ready just now, and it's not my forte to say that the right pair is not my forte. Absolutely not this time, I'll ask the simplest question, and they won't be able to answer it. "I don't know where Professor Lu's confidence came from, and at this time I have to ask the simplest question.

"Cough, cough" Professor Lu coughed and said, "I'll come up with the question next, and I won't embarrass you." All you need to do is find three words in 10 minutes! ”

"What requirements?" Princess Huahua didn't expect this old man to ask such a simple question, it's not easy to find words, she knows most of the Chinese characters, and there are so many "people" on her side, there must be no problem.

The requirement is that the pronunciation of the word be unique, and no other word can replace it, no matter how the tone changes. For example, the word 'give', no matter how much you look for it, you can't find the same pronunciation as him, not even the same pinyin! ”

This question is actually very simple, that is, to find special words, there is a Xinhua dictionary according to the pinyin query one by one, but in the case of no dictionary and not much time, it is difficult.

Princess Huahua's side is obviously all confused, and there are many puppets who don't even understand what they say.

"It's so simple, the life of life, this pronunciation is only one word!"

"Stupid, don't you hear, no matter how the tone of the voice changes, there is only one word. The 'life' of life and the 'Ming' of tomorrow are only different tones, but everything else is the same. ”

"Huh? Is there such a word? I don't think so. ”

"Didn't the old man just say the word 'give', but I suspect that there is only one word. The old man must have done it on purpose. ”

The puppets continued to discuss, and Princess Huahua seemed to have an answer, and she said confidently: "Buddha! ”

The old professor smiled contemptuously. "Little girl, I haven't heard the phrase 'Fluttering Wind Penglong, Ae Dai Taixi', there are homophones."

"Day you..."

"There is also the word day, and the 鈤 next to the gold word is in the old chemical periodic table."

Actually, Princess Huahua wanted to swear, but she didn't expect this word to be cut off by Professor Lu. Ten minutes came quickly, and Princess Flowery didn't come up with any of them. Angry, she shouted to Professor Lu: "You old liar, I'm afraid you only have the word 'give', if you can say one more, I will admit defeat!"