078 Teach the prince to be a faint king

(Degree of Literature) "Okay, okay...... Thank you Miss Qiu for the reminder. Zhu Youzhen couldn't help but say.

"There it is!" Qin Xiao suddenly clapped his hands, rushed forward and naturally hugged Feng Lin's shoulders cordially.

Feng Lin hurriedly pushed her aside: "What are you doing, in front of the public, I haven't been out of the cabinet yet, don't you know if men and women are kissed?" ”

"Okay, okay. Fenglin, do you want to leave the cabinet? ”

"What's the matter with you?" Feng Lin pouted and peeked at the prince.

"We're good friends, of course I have to worry about you, I can't watch you become an old girl that no one wants."

"No one wants or marries you. I'm still worried about you, just your special fetish, who will see you in the future. ”

"Then you don't care, Fenglin, how about I find you a wishful husband?"

"I don't want it, the person you're looking for must be a big pervert like you." Feng Lin said proudly.

"Prince, what should I do if someone scolds you for being a big pervert?" Qin Xiao said solemnly to the crown prince.

The prince didn't react for a while.

Feng Lin suddenly panicked: "Ming Gongzi, I'm sorry Ming Gongzi, I didn't know he was talking about you." ”

"It's okay, it's okay." After the prince said it very generously, he immediately looked at Qin Xiao in surprise, but Qin Xiao didn't look at him at all.

"Fenglin, are you willing to marry our handsome and golden His Royal Highness the Crown Prince as his wife?"

Although Feng Lin didn't understand what "handsome and golden" meant, she could hear "marrying His Royal Highness the Prince" clearly, and as soon as Qin Xiao's words fell, her face immediately turned red.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Feng Lin lowered his head and said duplicityly.

"Qin Xiaoβ€”" Zhu Youzhen reminded Qin Xiao in a low voice, but Qin Xiao still pretended not to hear.

"Fenglin, don't be ashamed, just say if you want to marry our Ming Gongzi as the crown princess, if you don't want to, I won't force you. Anyway, people like you a lot. ”

Feng Lin secretly glanced at the crown prince, and pretended to be very angry at Qin Xiao, "I hate you!" Then he turned and ran out of the crescent gate.

"Miss, there is only one prince, why do you want to give it to Miss Qiu?" Xiaoluo said dissatisfiedly.

"It's none of your business, you go out and continue to stand guard, remember, don't make a fuss, I almost scared my son just now!"

Xiaoluo threw Qin Xiao a roll of his eyes dissatisfied, and obediently walked out of the crescent moon gate.

"Qin Xiao, what do you mean?"

"Help you get close to Wei Zhongxian. You forgot who Fenglin is, she is Wei Zhongxian's goddaughter! And his father Qiu Chengyun is also Wei Zhongxian's only blood relative in this world. As long as you marry Feng Lin, then Wei Zhongxian is your rightful father-in-law, and the prince can only have one father, but there can always be several fathers-in-law. When you become his son-in-law, you will be a family, and when the time comes, he will not only not oppose you, but will support you! ”

"If that makes sense, then I'll make her a lady."

The prince's wives and concubines are divided into four grades from top to bottom: princess, talent, waiter, and lady. Ladies are the lowest.

"No, Wei Zhongxian's dead eunuch ghost goblin, we must completely pull his heart in one step, otherwise if we are not careful, we will be wiped out. Let Fenglin be the crown princess. ”

"The crown princess is the queen of the Ming Dynasty in the future, and I left this son to you."

"I'll talk about it later, let's save your life first. Otherwise, your life will be gone, who will I go to be the queen? ”

Zhu Youzhen pondered for a long time, and said helplessly: "Okay, I can let her be the crown princess temporarily, but the position of the queen, I don't want to give it to anyone except you, let alone anyone." ”

These words sounded very heartwarming, and Qin Xiao couldn't help but nod his head when he heard it.

Zhu Youzhen: "Then I will send someone to Qiu Chengyun's house tomorrow to propose marriage." ”

"The purpose of doing this is too obvious, Wei Zhongxian will inevitably not be suspicious, the matter between you and Fenglin should be natural and not be suspected."

"How is it logical and natural?"

Qin Xiao wanted to speak and stopped.

"Say you."

"What shall I say......"

"Say whatever you have to say."

"You have to promise me one thing first."

"As long as the eunuchs are eradicated, you will be the mistress of the Ming Dynasty, don't say a thing, you just want the sun, moon and stars in the sky, and I will also take them off for you."

"I don't want any stars and moons, I want you to become the emperor, at least give Fenglin a concubine."

"I promise you." Zhu Youzhen said briskly.

Qin Xiao muttered in Zhu Youzhen's ear for a while, and Zhu Youzhen showed an embarrassed look when he listened.

"Such an obscene thing is really not the work of a gentleman, not to mention that I am the prince of a country, how can I - no!" Zhu Youzhen said categorically.

"Then I can't help it, let's go, prince, let's go back to Beijing together and die, die early and be reincarnated." Qin Xiao dragged the prince and walked out of the crescent moon gate.

"Don't you have a bad idea?" Zhu Youzhen asked with a frown.

"In addition to this bad idea, this son is Jiang Lang's end, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince wants a lofty idea, so let's ask another master."

Zhu Youzhen knew that Qin Xiao was going to pick a son and quit, although he didn't know what "tall" meant.

"There's really no other way?"

Qin Xiao shook her head like a rattle.

Zhu Youzhen fell into a frustrated contemplation.

Qin Xiao stared at Zhu Youzhen directly, and said in a joking tone: "If you want to die, you still want to be faced, Ming Gongzi should think about it." ”

"I'm going to die." Zhu Youzhen sat weakly on the stone bench.

"Then obediently obey my son's arrangement."

"Okay, then I'll listen to you, but I've already greeted Yang Yinglong, saying that I will return to Beijing immediately for the funeral of the imperial uncle, and now I want to stay, how can I explain to him?"

"It's very simple, we are prolific beauties in the land of Bashu, you just say that you want to get a few beauties to play with before leaving!"

"Then I'm not going to be a fool?"

"The more money you have, the safer you are."

"What kind of fallacy is this?"

"It's not a fallacy, it's the truth, do you think your daddy is Mingjun orβ€”"

"Or what?"

"Faint. You say you say. ”

"I don't say it."

"You think it's your father, you're embarrassed to say he's a faint king."

"How can you say that about my father."

"Obviously in front of the emperor, but he dreams of being a carpenter all day long, and he has not been in the court for many years, which has led to the eunuch party and the chaos of the dynasty. Seeing that Zhu Youzhen's face was not very good-looking, Qin Xiao hurriedly changed his words again: "But your father is indeed a unique carpenter. ”

"My father should have been born in a carpentry family, not in this emperor's family, let alone a son of heaven, but now he has just cleaned up a good Ming dynasty into a mess, which makes me how to take over in the future."

"Okay, don't complain about your father, if your father was really born in a carpentry family, then the Ming Dynasty has anything to do with you as a little carpenter? Haven't you studied logic? ”

"What is logic?" The prince is blindfolded again.

Well, time and space are out of order, and I don't bother to explain to him, Qin Xiao pulled the topic back again: "Actually, now Wei Zhongxian wants to kill your father, do you know why he didn't do it?" ”

"Didn't you say that he had to borrow my father's fox to control the government, and if he killed my father, he wouldn't be able to control the government justifiably."

"That's just one thing, and it's more important, it's because your dear father is a big dumb king."

"Here you go again."

"I'm just talking about things, and I don't mean to bury your father. Because your father is a big dumb king, so he keeps your father's life, if you are more bastard than your father, the surname Wei will not only not harm you in the future, but will also properly get you on the throne. ”

"Shall I also be a carpenter?"

"This trick is out. You're going to have to play with the bastards. ”

"What do you mean by having flowers?"

"It's just that the more jerks the better. Bastards are nothing more than eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and playing six kinds, but because of your status as the crown prince, none of these six seem to be suitable for you. ”

"So how am I going to assert?"

"I think about it, you can only start with the color aspect."

"Color?"

"I just don't care about anything, I'm crazy about playing with women...... In that case, Wei Zhongxian will be even more sure that you will be a super invincible ultimate dumb monarch who has never been seen before or since. ”

"I tried this, and it really worked at the time, Wei Zhongxian not only relaxed his guard against me a little, but also sent me a lot of good-looking men......"

"Man?" Qin Xiao was dumbfounded.

The crown prince nodded solemnly and said, "Well, what's wrong?" ”

"Ming Gongzi's taste is quite unique."

Zhu Youzhen heard the banter in Qin Xiao's words.

"I'm not as good as Long Yang."

"It's okay, it's okay, even if there is, it's nothing, our ancestors have a tradition of gay since ancient times, our ancestor Yellow Emperor still likes to raise beautiful boys, and Emperor Wen of Han loves Deng Tong, Emperor Wu of Han loves Han Yan, Emperor Wen of Chen loves Han Zigao, etc., etc., and their western ones have Achilles, the son of the sun god, who loves his cousin Patroclus deeply."

"You're really a rich man." Zhu Youzhen also said in a joking tone.

"Of course." Qin Xiao is a rotten girl, in the nineteen years of the 21st century, she has devoted herself to the study of the history of the world, and can name no less than a thousand famous gays in ancient and modern China and abroad in one breath. Those few just now were just a drop in the ocean, just a drop in the ocean, as soon as the gay was mentioned, Qin Xiao suddenly felt that her whole body began to get excited, she smiled evilly and asked the prince: "How much is it?" How many beautiful men did the surnamed Wei send you? ”

"Seventeen, you've seen them all, they're all my guards now."

I said that the guards I saw outside the prince's tent that day were all handsome, and they were all male pets that Wei Zhongxian picked up for the prince!

"And you slept with them all?" Qin Xiao couldn't wait to ask.

"I repeat again, I am not as good as Longyang, it is just an illusion that Uncle Huang and I decided to create for the eunuchs after careful consideration."

"Why do you want to create this illusion?" Qin Xiao was puzzled.

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