It requires a big belly that can eat a lot of meat bones.

Wild song: "The legs are long. ”

Wang Zai: "It's useless to have long legs, I need a big belly to eat well, I'm starving." ”

Realizing that its own head was almost at the buttocks of Wild Song, Wang Zai suddenly rejoiced: "What breed of dog am I this time, so tall, could it be a pure white wolf dog?" ”

As he said this, his eyes lit up.

The head was raised even higher, with a look of contempt for the world.

Mad Song touched its head: "No, look at the curly hair on your body, you are a poodle now, the giant kind." ”

After a pause, she added: "Commonly known as a lady dog, you won't be a female dog this time." ”

"Bullshit, Lao Tzu is male and male, please don't question Lao Tzu's gender, I know my gender very well, so I am not like you, unfair and not mother, not male or female, not male and female."

It raised its head and rolled its eyes at Wild Song: "In the human world like you, that's a shemale." ”

Wild song: "Alone, I am proud." ”

Wang Zai: "It's so thick-skinned. ”

Wild song: "I'm not only thick, I'm also hard, do you have my hard?" ”

Who can have a hard hammer!!

Wang Tsai: ......

These words were so filthy that it couldn't speak in an instant, so it could only change the topic: "Starve to death, starve to death, let's find a place to eat first, my stomach is deflated." ”

Crazy Song pulled the stupid hair that stood up on its head: "Call me crazy sister and take you to eat." ”

"Don't be ashamed, you haven't called me Brother Wang."

Wild song: "Forget it, I'm not hungry, I heard that there is a barbecue restaurant on this street, and the lamb skewers in it are very delicious, let's try it another day when I'm hungry." ”

Wang Zai: "Crazy sister." ”

Crazy Song laughed and took Wang Zai to the barbecue restaurant in front.

The store is not big, there are not many customers inside, to be precise, there is only one table with one customer, with his back to the door.

Fortunately, the store is small, and even if there are no customers, it does not look deserted.

Pets are not allowed in the store.

Crazy Song ordered mutton skewers and honey-glazed chicken wings, ordered a few vegetarian dishes, paid the money, and waited outside the store with Wang Zai.

Wang Zai: "You have slept with three men in just a short period of time, from 0 to N, how does it feel?" ”

Wild Song: "What do you need to feel?" ”

Wang Zai raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Don't you have reluctance?" Without love, they have to die and live, and without them, the world is gloomy and I don't want to continue to live at all, I just want to find a corner to cherish them......"

Wild Song interrupted it: "Aren't all human beings alive for one lifetime, one lifetime of companionship is enough, and then continue to die or live, hypocrisy, no practical significance." ”

Wang Zai sighed: "It shows that you are not true love, if you are true love, you will never be like you." ”

"In fact, a large part of the so-called true love of human beings will cause evil consequences, and true love must be combined with responsibility and morality. ”

Wang Zai: "Cut, come on, it's like you know human beings very well, you have a hammer that doesn't even have five internal organs and six lungs, and it's shrimp to say this kind of thing." ”

The door opened, and Wild Song, who was sitting on the steps, reached out to pick it up, "Thank you." ”

As a result, it was the only customer in the store who came out.

Not only did the guests wear baseball caps, but also glasses and masks.

He stared at Madsong's outstretched hand for a moment, then pulled a pen out of his pocket and signed his name on Wildsong's hand.