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"! Liu Guanzhang? are you kidding me？ ”

My eyes widened, the appearance of these three people was so distinctive that I could recognize them at a glance.

Isn't this the first time Liu Guanzhang met? In 184 AD, the year of the Yellow Turban Rebellion. And the time and space I was in just now was the Battle of Yiling, 221 AD.

That is, I am back 37 years ago!

I squinted at them in surprise, and compared to the images in the movie, the real characters were still a little different.

Zhang Fei is much stronger than I imagined, the whole thing is a calf, his body is strong, and he is extremely scary.

Guan Yu was not as reckless as he looked, he stood quietly, his body was filled with a quiet and peaceful aura, just and soft.

As for Liu Bei, as recorded in the history books, his appearance is ordinary, and the most memorable thing is his big ears. It's just that his eyes frightened me.

His eyes are as quiet as water, even in troubled times, he looks at anyone, and the depths of his eyes are as calm as stagnant water.

"Alas, Zhang Jiao rebelled, and the government wanted our people to organize themselves to suppress the rebels, isn't it a joke."

The people shook their heads and walked away, and in the end, only Liu Guanzhang and the three of them were left, and they stared at the emperor list for a long time.

"Why are you so dark?" Yuan Tiangang bit the straw pole picked up on the street in his mouth and walked in front of Zhang Fei.

"Where's the birdman! Are you talking about grandpa me? Zhang Fei was immediately furious.

"You're talking about you're a fool, are you literate? Look at your sister's royal list. ”

"Grandpa tore you!" Zhang Fei was so angry that his black face turned red, he took a deep breath, his chest swelled, his arms suddenly swelled in a circle, and his fierce aura filled his body.

"It's just an inferior ghost master." Yuan Tiangang snorted coldly, and with a swing of his sleeves, an elegant Dao Qi turned into a cage, imprisoning Zhang Fei.

"Let go of your grandfather, there's a kind of head-to-head fight."

"Beat you to be paralyzed, am I sneaking up on you?" Yuan Tiangang was speechless.

"There's a kind of punch we have."

"Are you stupid, when I'm stupid too?"

When Liu Bei and Guan Yu saw this scene, they looked at Zhang Fei and Yuan Tiangang in surprise, in their opinion, these two were both capable people.

I was caught off guard by Yuan Tiangang's sudden move, reacted, and hurriedly ran to Zhang Fei and released his confinement.

"Grandpa, I'll kill you." Zhang Fei, who killed pigs, was arrogant and unreasonable.

At this time, Liu Bei and Guan Yu glanced at each other and walked in front of Zhang Fei. He looked at the three of us, "Why don't we bow down, if there is chaos today, it is a good opportunity to establish fame." ”

"Ahem", I almost choked on my own saliva, "What, you guys bow down to this black man, we are old and young, not very suitable, and the seniority is messed up." ”

Liu Bei looked at us carefully, "Yes, meeting is fate, let's suppress the Yellow Turban Army together." ”

In the face of Liu Bei's enthusiasm, I couldn't postpone it.

"I won't recognize this old man as my brother, this birdman, I can be my grandfather." Zhang Fei spat on the ground.

"You are paralyzed, who are you talking about, there is a kind of howl again." Yuan Tiangang's hooligan temperament came out again.

"Say you birdman, what's wrong!"

"I'm going to kill you." Yuan Tiangang was furious.

"Don't be angry, put out the fire." I hurriedly stopped Yuan Tiangang, and at the same time wiped the cold sweat on my forehead, fortunately the old turtle was very well-behaved and did not speak, otherwise the scene would be chaotic.

"Why are you so dark? It's darker than Yang Yun's dick? "The old turtle sat on my shoulder and picked his nose.

Grass, just now I praised you for coming ̄□ ̄||

"Wang Ba can also speak human words?" Zhang Feibao's head was ringed, looking extremely fierce, his eyes widened, looking at the old turtle.

"Grass mud horse, who is Wang Fei?" The old turtle jumped on Zhang Fei's face at once, kicked the soles of his feet on Zhang Fei's nose, and slapped his head violently with both hands.

"What kind of birdman is this!" Zhang Fei was shocked, and Liu Bei and Guan Yu on the side also looked at each other in surprise.

Liu Bei looked at Guan Yu, "I haven't consulted Your Excellency yet... ”

"It's just a nameless junior, who killed his fellow villagers and escaped." Guan Yu smiled indifferently in rags.

"I am the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan."

"Royalty?" Guan Yu's eyes froze.

"What kind of royal family," Liu Bei smiled bitterly, "Now it's just a straw shoe weaver." ”

"Heroes don't ask for a way out." Guan Yu smiled slightly.

Just when Guan Yu and Liu Bei were happily cultivating their relationship, Zhang Fei was tossed to death by Lao Gui and Yuan Tiangang.

"Little turtle, you hold him, I'll pump him." Yuan Tiangang rolled up his sleeves and spit two mouthfuls into the palm of his hand.

"All right." The old turtle is in a big way.

Alas, I let out a long sigh, this Nima, how is it going to end? was actually involved in Liu Guanzhang Jieyi, will it have an impact on future generations?

"Birdman, don't make trouble, I invite you to my manor to drink wine and eat meat." Zhang Fei finally lost to Lao Gui and Yuan Tiangang and admitted defeat.

"Very good!" Guan Yu and Liu Bei laughed.

Grass, when Zhang Fei was bullied just now, what were you doing ̄□ ̄||

We were a group of 6 people (the old turtle was barely counted as one person), and when we arrived at Zhang Fei's manor, we had a happy meal, Liu Bei pulled Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and hurriedly went to Taoyuan to worship.

"Yang Yun, Yuan Tiangang, come over too." During the meal, everyone was familiar with each other, and the three of us also told them the fabricated identities, but the names did not change.

As for the old turtle? The identity is a psychic hundred-year-old turtle, and Zhang Fei was stunned at that time.

The old turtle shouted on the spot, wanting Zhang Fei to call him grandfather, but Zhang Fei's little temper, who was willing, almost didn't fight.

"I don't want to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year..."

Liu Guanzhang and the three of them knelt in front of the incense case, respectfully incense on the ground, and kowtowed to heaven and earth.

The three of us stood aside and watched them quietly.

"Why are we inexplicably messing around with Liu Guanzhang?" I looked at Yuan Tiangang speechlessly.

"Paralysis, you ask me, I'm still strange, didn't I say that I would go to find the remnant soul of the machine spirit?"

Yuan Tiangang raised his eyebrows.

"Why don't we sneak away?" The old turtle's eyes rolled.

"Good idea, let's go." I squinted my eyes and said hello, and the three of them bent on their waists, quietly trying to slip away.

"Good!" Liu Bei got up, "Since we are already brothers, we naturally have to drink hard, three strong men, come and drink!" ”

Liu Bei turned around and looked, "Hey, what about them?" ”

"It must have been too much wine and went out to vomit." Zhang Fei was disdainful.

"you," I said, but I was not pleased, and turned back, "Spit on your paralysis, bring me the wine!" ”

"Nima!" The old turtle covered his forehead helplessly, "What are you pretending to be at this time, as soon as your ears are closed, you won't leave, how messy it is to mix with them, you don't know what!" ”

"How messy?" I took the wine from Liu Bei's hand, drank it all, lowered my head and asked the old turtle quietly.

"The three of them are disaster makers, and wherever they go, they disrupt it. Higher than your level. The old turtle rolled his eyes.

"Thank you for the compliment!"

Because of the extremely fast flow of time imposed on us, from our perspective, any event seems to be fast-forwarding.

The next day, we had to say goodbye to Liu Guanzhang and the others temporarily, because we needed to collect the remnant souls of the Instrument Spirits, and we had to do something different from them.

"Do we have a chance to say goodbye?" Liu Bei's eyes were moist.

"It's not a life or death, when you make a name for yourself, the three of us will naturally defect to you, and at that time, it will bring you great help."

I said half-jokingly.

I hurriedly ran away and left, Made, I really can't stand this Liu Bei's bitter love drama.

"Are we really going back to them?" Yuan Tiangang walked side by side with me, and we drifted apart.

I glared at Yuan Tiangang, "Of course I won't go back to them, I know how history develops, staying by their side will definitely affect the direction of history, and when the time comes, history will change, and you and I will no longer exist." ”

"Alas, it's a pity, I still want to build a great cause with them." The old turtle stood on my shoulder and sighed.

"Alright, let's hurry up and find the remnant soul of the machine spirit and return to the present world, I would rather go back than the great cause of a thousand years."

I shook my head helplessly, as time passed, the speed of time imposed on us would only become more and more visible, and when the time came, we would like to live in a dream, play in the blink of an eye, and a few hours would pass in this time and space.