||->-> Chapter 666 of the text has a stroke in the face

Now that Gan Ziniu, the principal of the ancestral primary school, is missing, Huang Kejun and Luo Yufeng have reported that they are haunted, and the entire Maoer Village, as well as several nearby villages, are all in turmoil.

Ding Ermiao was worried that if he leaked the news, it would attract thousands of people from the Gan family. Ding Ermiao knows his ability, he is not Huo Yuanjia, not Huang Feihong, and not Ultraman.

Although he has 10,000 people in his hands, he is definitely no match for thousands of hoes and poles.

So, hurry up and treat these three girls, and then slip away.

Ji Xiaoxiao put her hands behind her back, paced a few steps, and said in an old-fashioned manner:

"With the contemptible intentions, it is like this. Directly let the female ghost Miao Caigu go and deal with that Wan Junming, break his child's body, and then leave a cold ghost aura on him......"

Ding Ermiao nodded and said with a smile: "I know this, and then what?" ”

"Then ......, let the land god Gu Zixuan come out to catch ghosts, have a bitter trick, and beat away Miao Caigu." Ji Xiaoxiao pondered the *10,000 * book * bar * novel wanshuba.com said:

Then ......, Gu Zixuan would tell Wan Junming that he would die within three days. The only way to rescue is to find the master Ding Ermiao and let Ding Ermiao resolve Wan Junming's disaster. ”

Ding Ermiao snapped his fingers and praised: "Good idea." Then the master Ding Ermiao will make a fool of himself, so that Wan Junming and Chu Xiaoman will get married within three days. Then the sky is settled, the bells and drums are musical, and we drink the wine......"

Speaking of this, Gu Qinglan and Ding Ermiao Ji Xiaoxiao glanced at each other, and the three of them laughed together. The female ghost Miao Caigu listened to it interestingly, and she also covered her mouth and secretly had fun.

Ding Ermiao looked at Miao Caigu and said, "Don't laugh at Miao Caigu, now I will take you to recognize the door and people." At night, you can do it, leave more ghost energy on Wan Junming, as long as you don't kill him. Do you understand? ”

"Understood, I'll be measured." Miao Caigu blushed and agreed.

Ding Ermiao smiled, accepted Miao Caigu, took Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan, and went to Wan Junming's village again.

"This Wan Junming, he didn't arch the cabbage to his mouth, but now it's okay, he was arched by the female ghost, haha......" Ji Xiaoxiao laughed as she walked, smiling very proudly.

Gu Qinglan was on the side, but it was not easy to take a stubble. After all, Ji Xiaoxiao and Ding Ermiao are husband and wife, but they are a girl's family, so they can't say those too explicit words in front of Ding Ermiao.

The three of them watched while walking, strolling leisurely, and arrived at the village where Wan Junming was located in less time. Ding Ermiao asked Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan to wait at the entrance of the village, and he took Miao Caigu into the village.

walked to the door of Wan Junming's house, and it happened that the child was dressed like a dog, pushing a motorcycle to go out.

"Hey, slow down, ......" Ding Ermiao waved his hand, stopped in front of Wan Junming's motorcycle, and said: "Dude, seeing that your Yin Tang is black and blind, I'm afraid that there will be a bloody disaster recently!" ”

"Is that your ......?" Wan Junming glared and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" I'm fine, how can there be a bloody disaster? ”

Didn't Ding Ermiao and the matchmaker's mother-in-law come once yesterday, so Wan Junming knew Ding Ermiao, although he didn't know what Ding Ermiao did.

"I have traveled all over the north and south of the Great Wall, countless people, never lost my eyes, if you don't believe it, then the catastrophe is just around the corner." Ding Ermiao touched his chin and said lazily.

Wan Junming blew his beard angrily and glared, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said, "You get out of the way for me, or don't blame me for being unkind!" Whether I have a bloody plague or not, you don't have to worry about it. But if you keep talking nonsense, I guarantee you'll have a bloody disaster! ”

That means, if Ding Ermiao dares to talk nonsense, he Wan Junming will do it. Also, Wan Junming is in his own village, and there is no reason to be afraid of a foreigner.

"Okay, okay, I'll shut up, okay? Shall I get out of the way? Hey. Ding Ermiao shrugged, returned the same way with his hands behind his back, and sang Lang in his mouth:

"Zhou, Qin, Han, Wei, Song, Qiliang, who lived long? Peng Zushou is 800 years old, Yan Hui 48 returned to Xianxiang, Ganluo worshiped the prime minister 12, Taigong 80 met King Wen, where the sages returned since ancient times, they were all impermanent...... once they died"

Wan Junming glared angrily behind Ding Ermiao, and snorted: "Where did the magic stick come from, what is said in your mouth, I don't understand a word!" ”

After that, Wan Junming started the motorcycle and rushed out with the accelerator.

But as soon as the motorcycle started, Wan Junming suddenly felt a gust of cold wind penetrate into the collar, and he was so frozen that his whole body was stiff!

Wan Junming was surprised, his hands and feet didn't obey the call, the motorcycle twisted twice, and fell to the ground with a bang......

"Oops......" Wan Junming got up from the ground, only to feel that his face was hot, and when he touched it with his hand, his face was already broken, and the hot nosebleed also flowed out.

A few steps away, Ding Ermiao turned around innocently, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Dude, don't blame me for this, right?" ”

It's strange if you don't blame him, it was Ding Ermiao who instructed Miao Caigu to blow on the back of Wan Junming's neck before putting Wan Junming down. It's just that Miao Caigu didn't show up, and others couldn't see it.

"You, you crow's mouth, how far is it for me——!" Wan Junming covered half of his face and roared hoarsely.

Ding Ermiao grinned and said, "Scolding is not a good habit, beware of a stroke on the face and a crooked mouth." ”

As he spoke, Ding Ermiao pointed like that. Miao Caigu, who was hidden in the shade of the tree, realized that another gust of yin wind blew over, sweeping over Wan Junming's mouth.

"I, I, hmm's mouth......" Wan Junming's face twitched, his mouth was already pulled to the side, his speech was slurred, he was screaming, and his face was full of horror.

Ding Ermiao smiled faintly and turned away.

Now that he has recognized the person with Miao Caigu, he basically doesn't have to worry about the next thing.

At the intersection of the village, Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were chatting, and when they saw Ding Ermiao coming, Ji Xiaoxiao asked with a smile: "How is it, is that pig that doesn't arch cabbage at home?" ”

Ding Ermiao nodded and said with a smile: "At home." Now that everything is ready, all I need is the east wind, and I am waiting for this child to come and beg me tomorrow. Wait for me to find Gu Zixuan and ask him to make a cameo again. ”

With evil smiles on their faces, the three of them returned to Lao Zhou's house, borrowed an electric three-wheeler, and went to the market two miles away to buy paper ingots. Didn't Ding Ermiao promise Gu Zixuan ten taels of gold, so he wanted to burn out ten taels of paper ingots and paper ashes.

Money can make ghosts grind, and money can also ask Gu Zixuan to pretend to be gods and ghosts, so it is indeed a good thing to say that money can communicate with gods.

At this time, just after the winter solstice, there are still many small shops on the street with paper money and ingots. After sweeping the street, Ding Ermiao bought all the paper ingots in all the stores, and after doing the math, it seemed that it was still not enough.

"That's all for now, and if you owe it, I'll burn it to him later."

Ding Ermiao drove an electric car, and on the way back, he found a remote place and lit all the paper ingots, and suddenly the fire soared!

Gu Qinglan didn't quite understand the things in the underworld, so she asked, "Er Miao, why don't you buy those large amounts of underworld coins and burn them for him?" I look at the ones sold in the store, and the denominations are hundreds of millions, isn't it enough to get a few stacks? ”

"You said the underworld coin, that thing doesn't work, now that the underworld is seriously inflationary, a billion denominations of the underworld are worth a copper plate." Ding Ermiao grinned and continued to throw strings of paper ingots into the fire.

Gu Qinglan didn't know whether it was true or not, so she had to nod her head and show that she understood.

All the paper ingots were thrown into the fire, and after a burst of blazing, the fire gradually weakened. Ding Ermiao was about to leave, when suddenly a whirlwind swept over the ground, spinning rapidly around the fire that was about to be extinguished on the ground!

Ding Ermiao squinted, and then smiled.

The robber met the thief and robbed, Nima, there are ghosts who dare to come and rob the money?!