Chapter 284: A Good Life
Twelve o'clock has passed, and of course it is too late to breathe in again.
They smashed the zombies in the coffin into mud and failed to wake them up.
The husband and wife came out of the abandoned house in a decadent manner, and there was no taxi in the wilderness, so they could only walk back.
"Mainland boy, don't follow us, we're already very poor, we can't afford to raise one more person!"
The two looked at the man who was still standing in place, disgusted and wanted to drive him away, lest he be taken advantage of.
"Hey! Feed! Wife, what do you see hanging around his neck? β
"What?"
The ninth sister looked impatiently, and the moonlight was on the chest of the "mainland boy", and the reflection looked like a pure gold Buddha statue.
The small thumb is big, and it should be worth thousands of dollars.
Eyes grunted.
The ninth sister quickly replaced her impatience with a smiling face, the corners of her mouth pulled up twice, and she smirked and came to the "mainland boy".
"Friend, isn't there a **?"
Ah You also came over, "Yes, you smuggled over alone, if you are caught by the police, it will be troublesome, why don't you go back with us and rest for a night?" β
"You must be looking for relatives, we know a lot of people, and we will help you find relatives!"
The attitude of the two changed dramatically.
"Okay," He Cheng, who hadn't returned to human society for a long time to experience it, immediately nodded in agreement.
As soon as he walked to a place where there were people, Ah You stopped a taxi.
"It doesn't matter if it's more than a hundred, you can earn it back!" The husband and wife are self-hypnotic, as long as the Golden Buddha is in hand, thousands of yuan in hand, do you still feel sorry for a hundred yuan in fare?
It took more than half an hour to arrive at the destination.
Two old buildings that exude yin aura are leaning against each other, two handfuls of ghosts.
"This is our house, come in and sit down!"
"Excuse me," He Cheng withdrew his gaze from the next building.
Upstairs next door, an old lady with a stiff face walked to the window.
"Let's go back and rest, that Ayou's wife is too bad, we must marry a good one"
Raise your hand and close the curtains.
A sharp ghostly voice echoed in the air.
"Don't worry, I'll definitely find you a wife!"
Only then did the ghost sound settle down.
"Sleep well"
The old lady opened a house, turned on a flashlight, and carefully selected the white maggots on the rotting corpse lying on the bed, the strong corpse smell did not affect her for half a point, but the almost morbid care of the corpse, making her look three points like a human and seven points like a ghost.
He Cheng retracted his eyes, in addition to the little ghost over there, there were also ghosts on the upper floor where the ninth sister and his wife lived.
"I haven't seen a ghost along the way, but two can be raised here, and the four yin lands are really extraordinary!"
Zhong Kui thought about it and didn't know if it was true, and he couldn't guess if it was the heavenly immortals who would come back? Based on what he has done over the years, if the gods of the heavenly court return, they will inevitably list him as a key target for extermination.
When the time comes, it will really be the end of the world.
Following the couple upstairs, there is a cross of wooden planks to seal the door in the next house.
A few traces of ghostly energy came out of the crack in the door, touched He Cheng's feet, and shrank back in fright.
Ah You saw He Cheng stop in front of the door of the next room and explained, "It is said that a dancing girl died ten years ago, friend, don't look at it, it's very evil at night!" β
They had encountered zombies many years ago, and they went to meet zombies tonight, and the ninth sister had also seen the Saucer Immortal several years ago, so she believed in the legend of the dancing girl and ghost next door.
followed the two into the house, a three-bedroom mansion, if it weren't for the rumors of haunting, it wouldn't be their turn to pick up the bargain.
Ah You went to He Cheng's side, and his eyes were almost sunk on the little golden Buddha in He Cheng's neck, "Brother, what do you call it?" β
"He Cheng"
"Where's my hometown?"
"A poor place by the sea in the north"
"Haha, I can see that the water is good" The ninth sister touched his wet sleeve, "Husband!" Why don't you get a change of clothes for Ah Cheng, the clothes are wet, what should I do if I catch a cold! β
"That's right! Right! Ah Cheng, you come, I'll take you to the bathroom to take a shower."
"You're in such a good shape, I'm too thin, I'm looking for such a dress for you"
Ah You took He Cheng into the bathroom, and when he saw He Chengzhen going in to take a bath, he hurriedly said, "Take off all the things on your body, otherwise it's inconvenient to take a bath, don't worry, can't you trust us?" β
"Good"
He Cheng took off the golden Buddha around his neck and put it on the ground.
"What are you doing on the ground? Put it on the table" Ah You lowered his head and grabbed the golden Buddha, and froze violently.
"It's okay, Ah Cheng, go take a bath"
Seeing the bathroom door closed, Ah Youcai let go of the Golden Buddha and gasped for breath.
"What's wrong husband?"
"This golden Buddha is so heavy, I can't lift it!"
"How big can a finger weigh?" The ninth sister bent down and grabbed the golden Buddha, and froze.
"It's really heavy"
The two looked at each other.
"We're not going to bring the dirty stuff back, are we?"
At twelve o'clock in the evening, if you encounter something from the evil sect, isn't it a dirty thing, is it a fairy?
Click!
The door opened, He Cheng had finished washing, bent down and grabbed the golden Buddha, put it on his neck, and changed his clothes.
"This is the Buddha, not the decoration, of course you can't take it, do you know how to invite the Buddha?"
"Buddha, please?"
Shake oneβs head.
They thumped their hearts thumping, thinking that they might have invited a ghost back!
The Golden Buddha is a golden body condensed by the Vajra arm simply using the method recorded in the Stone Buddha Sutra.
The lantern record said: There is a Buddha in the west, and its shape is six feet and golden.
He Cheng's corpse Buddha is too low-level, and his golden body is not even an inch, let alone six feet tall.
Of course, the zombie body is his foundation, no matter what ghouls, corpse Buddhas, or possibly corpse immortals, they are all auxiliary roles, as a means to save the enemy's life.
At night, there was a whispered discussion between Ah You and Jiujie and his wife in the next room.
"I think I'll find Brother Qi to help me tomorrow, if we get entangled in dirty things, we'll be finished!"
"That's right, you can just ask me how to raise a ghost to make money, you forgot that he said that in addition to absorbing material gas, raising a ghost is more dangerous, but it's easier to make money!"
He Cheng suddenly stood up from lying flat.
Ordinary people must be scared out of their souls when they see it.
"Suck the material, please imp, luck turns, but the money you earn every day must be spent before seven o'clock the next morning, otherwise you will die"
It's not hard to remember.
A good life
The monk masters, dancing girls and ghosts in it are not big horns.
A purple yarn passed through the wall and gathered in front of He Cheng.
Two more levels of red!
"Master, congratulations on your exit! Why didn't you notify me? β
"I took a shower after I came out, and I just happened to run into an acquaintance so I came over to have fun, what year is it?"
"In 1991"
"Well, what has happened in a long time?"
"There are only some little ghosts and demons who make trouble, and the underworld is very fast, so it is rare to see wandering ghosts and wild ghosts in the yang world, but Yan Hong has never encountered a thousand-year-old demon again, and I ask the master to punish him!"
"How can a thousand-year-old demon be so easy to find, and whether there is a thousand-year-old demon in this world is a matter of two words."
"Ah Cheng, what are you talking about in the room?"
A trembling voice came from outside the door.
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