Chapter 349: My Own People
Yuan Batian looked at He Cheng in a daze.
His head raced, trying to digest what he had said.
He Cheng was not in a hurry, his fingers lightly touched the stone table, banging softly, smashing out small pits.
"Childe, the clouds are scattered again!"
Xiaoyu was sweating profusely in the sun, but she was still loyal to her duty.
"I ......"
"Shh He Cheng raised his index finger to silence Yuan Batian.
The only thing he can be sure of now is that the heavenly immortals will be covered by clouds, so it is safest to say that it is cloudy, and there was a flood that night, and it is estimated that the group of immortals did not see much.
"Farewell!"
He Cheng got up and arched his hand, turned to leave.
"Childe, I, I, my name is Xiaoyu ......"
"Little Jade Girl"
He nodded "goodbye" to the Ninth Pheasant who came over.
"Goodbye, goodbye" Xiao Yu waved her hand, watched He Cheng leave, opened her mouth and didn't say anything.
She turned her head and wanted to ask Yuan Batian a few words, but she was afraid of his fierceness and didn't dare to open her mouth.
Yuan Batian held on to the table and just wanted to stand up.
Rumble!
The table shattered, and he stumbled to the ground.
Yuan Batian recalled, just now He Cheng lightly tapped the table twice with his fingers, and his body shook.
"Someone! Camel, get here! ”
Yuan Batian turned his head and scolded.
The camel ran over with his head in his hands, "God, what are your orders?" ”
"Kill the chicken and slaughter the pig!"
"Huh?"
"Ahh
Yuan Batian kicked the camel angrily, kicking him and rolling away.
"Giggle~" Seeing that the camel was deflated, Xiaoyu sighed in her heart.
"Laugh? Laugh fart! Hurry up and get me out to pick up the guests! Yuan Batian raised his foot and rubbed the instep of his foot, "**, it hasn't been open for a few days, and I eat Lao Tzu!" Lao Tzu sold you all one day, and let you pick up customers day and night until death! ”
He Cheng left Yixiang Courtyard.
The sky is clear, and the gods in the sky should and should always pay attention to this place.
"Let's go in!"
"Don't put the master, I've been in this shop, I've been blasted out"
"You're holding a pile of gold now! What's there? ”
Not far away, Ji Yi was standing at the door with Zhu Dachang, the ninth beggar, holding a bunch of dog feces in Zhu Dachang's arms, but this trick is gold in the eyes of ordinary people.
The shopkeeper nodded and invited the two of them in, and his eyes never left the dog poop in Zhu Dachang's arms.
He Cheng also walked into the restaurant.
"Master, how many?"
"I'm with them" He Cheng pointed to Ji Ji and Zhu Dachang, and sat down in their surprised eyes.
"Immortal Master, why are you here?" Zhu Dachang saw He Cheng standing up excitedly, putting the gold brick in his hand on the table, and taking a rag to He Cheng to wipe the table.
"Da Chong, why do you keep calling him Immortal Master?"
Ji Cheng looked at He Cheng strangely.
"Because he flew down from the sky that day and gave me two buckets of rice to eat, he is a god!" Zhu Dachang looked at Ji Madness strangely, "Don't you call yourself an immortal, why don't you know him?" ”
"I really haven't seen him"
Ji Madness came to He Cheng and looked left and right, "No breathing, dead man?" ”
With a flick of the broken fan, Ji Yan pulled Zhu Dachang to hide behind him, staring at He Cheng with his eyes, "Who are you a demon, you dare to dangle in front of my eyes, do you know who I am!" ”
"Dragon Descending Arhat"
He Cheng leisurely picked up the cup, glanced at the floating tea stalks and the yellowed inner wall of the teacup, and put the cup down again.
"Is it really a colleague? How come I don't know you? ”
"In Xia He Cheng, enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, ascended to the immortal realm forty-four years later, and became a great arhat......"
He is also comfortable using the trick of pulling the tiger skin and pulling the banner.
"You think I'm going to believe you?" ”
"Aren't you a monk? Even if the mana is lost now, it shouldn't be difficult to go to the temple and ask the Bodhisattva, right? ”
"This ...... It turned out to be a colleague in the future" Ji Yan shrugged his shoulders, not afraid to find an official to verify, it should be true.
And he didn't have the ability to contact the people above him anymore to "eat together...... By the way, why didn't you breathe, what became enlightened? ”
Zhu Dachang also quietly came over and wanted to listen carefully.
"Me? Zombie Enlightenment"
"Zombies?" Ji Lu's face changed, but soon returned to normal, "Everything in the world can become a Buddha, and so can zombies"
On the contrary, Zhu Dachang sat empty and fell to the ground.
When he looked at He Cheng again, his face was bloodless.
"Dazhong, forget how I taught you, order!"
"I ...... What to say? ”
"We have rich people to eat, of course let's have a bowl of shark fin to rinse our mouths first!"
"Shark fin?" Zhu Dachang subconsciously glanced at He Cheng, knowing that there was a zombie sitting in front of him, he had long lost his appetite.
"Don't worry, he's a zombie, even if he eats people, he will eat that kind of good-looking, you have acne all over your body, who will eat you?"
"That's right!" Zhu Dachang thought about it, he was so disgusting, zombies would definitely not eat it.
"Speak quickly!"
"What did you say?"
"Say you want a bowl of shark fin to rinse your mouth"
"If you don't say it's okay?" Zhu Dachang asked tentatively.
"No way!"
"Give me a bowl of shark fin to rinse my mouth," he said, in a low voice, lest a third person hear.
"Be louder!"
"Give it to me! A bowl of shark fin gargling~" The voice is quiet again.
"You!" Ji Luo has never seen such a person with no self-esteem, so much money in front of him, he didn't dare to spend it!
"Don't force me, I just can't say it!" Zhu Dachang escaped from the hotel with his head in his hands, even if the gold in front of him could buy the entire restaurant.
Ji Yan slammed his fist on the table: "This Zhu Dachang, I'm so angry!" ”
"You want to save the Ninth Beggar?" He Cheng watched the play for a while, and finally spoke.
"yes, he just can't hold up the wall with mud!"
"Not necessarily, at least he knows that dog meat is better than dog shit"
He Cheng looked at the beggars who fled to the swill bucket opposite the hotel to collect something to eat.
It is difficult for people to learn well, but it is easy to learn bad.
There is also a saying, from thrift to luxury, from luxury to simplicity difficult.
"What can you do?"
"If you want him to think that being a beggar is not good, and it is better to be a dignified person, then you have to take it step by step, let a person who has never entered a hotel hold a dozen gold bricks, he will be afraid"
In the movie, after Zhu Dachang was cast by Ji Mad, he had the confidence to go to Xiaoyu, but as soon as he turned back into a beggar, he returned to his original form.
He himself knows that beggars are not good, but he has been used to being a beggar all his life.
Ji Cheng looked He Cheng up and down, "You are a zombie, you know people better than me?" ”
"Have you been an immortal for thousands of years? Do you really understand people? ”
"Makes sense!"
Ji Yan patted He Cheng's shoulder and walked towards Zhu Dachang.
"Where are you going to take me?"
"I'll buy you a new outfit!"
He Cheng watched Ji Madness walk away, and smiled slightly, "Hide from me?" ”
He was afraid that he was here to make trouble, or that he believed that he was a zombie, but he did not believe that he believed in Buddhism.
"If you can escape the monk, you can't escape the temple"
He Cheng patted the table, "Let's have a bowl of shark fin and rinse your mouth!" ”