Chapter 31: Happy Birthday, Pig!

No.107

Light years, light walks a year's distance.

Whether it should be classified as a unit of time or a unit of distance is an eternal pain for a pseudo-astronomy enthusiast like me.

If it's a unit of distance, why count in years. If it's a unit of time. And why is it used to define distance?

"Let's say you forgot your homework at home today, and your home is a light year away from school, and you will say to the teacher that I will go home and get it for a light year, right? This shows that it is a measure of time, why don't you understand such a simple truth? ”

Each of us covers our faces with a book and only shows our eyes out, afraid of being indiscriminately attacked by Phineas's spitting stars.

Xu Hao immediately counterattacked: "Do you only have a ping pong ball in your head?" The premise of the theory just now is that your home is a light year away from the school, and if you find out if it is not, the premise and the conclusion are contradictory, which is obviously a false proposition. ”

"Quiet, everyone have the right to listen to me," I came forward to administer justice, "let me tell you what a light year is, light year is the twenty-fifth solar term, and you will kill pigs and sheep and eat dumplings on that day, so you will suddenly be enlightened." At that time, the scientist who defined the word was a big tongue, and there was no distinction between 'passing' and 'light', so light-year was actually the new year. ”

Xia Yu listened to what I said, got up and shivered: "It's so cold, you talk." ”

After she left, Wu Junting couldn't stand it: "What calves are you pretending to be one by one, you have to chat about something, you have to chat about it, and as a result, you will talk to death, which makes people laugh off their big teeth." ”

Fei Ge stepped forward to help us out: "It's not emotional, I want to watch a meteor shower at night, now I don't talk about something in the sky, what do you want to talk about?" ”

Regarding the Leonid meteor shower at night, both TV and the Internet are sparing no effort to render it, giving you the illusion that once you miss it, you will regret it for life.

I was dismissive until last Friday, when I was still remorseful for choosing the white chopped chicken because of the unsatisfactory chef in the school cafeteria, who was said to have made a delicious sweet and sour pork ribs.

Sweet and sour pork ribs are still like this, not to mention meteor showers.

Xia Yu originally hoped that the two of us could go to the top of Houshan together, but the plan was revealed in Tu Huijuan's class.

Xu Hao and Zhou Yanfei also shouted to participate in the news of several unknown acquaintances, plus she really underestimated the influence of meteor showers and the herd mentality of the group, not long after the evening self-study, Houshan had already been occupied by a large number of students in the school who were preparing for stargazing.

Seeing this, the plan was put on hold again.

We look at each other, we can't go home and sleep, can we?

"It's okay," I said, boosting my morale, "there's no need to go to the back mountain, find an open place with a slightly higher elevation, and the effect will be the same." ”

"Why don't we go to the roof of the school building?" Zhang Shanshan proposed.

"The door of the teaching building is locked at night, don't think about coming down until tomorrow morning if you go up now." Wu Junting broke a road but opened up another road, "Look at those newly built faculty dormitory buildings, no one cares about them at all!" ”

No.108

The wind is so big.

We sat next to each other in the back of the water room on the roof of the faculty dormitory to keep warm, and compared to being frozen to death, the indescribable difference between men and women was not worth talking about at all.

The moon is light and cloudy, and the campus is dead silent under the cover of the night, and the direction of the playground and the back mountain has flashes of flashlights from time to time.

There were already shooting stars in the sky.

"Did you watch it last year?"

Xia Yu was wearing a long velvet coat, his hands were coldly retracted into his sleeves, shaking with the wind, like the water sleeves of Tsing Yi in Peking Opera.

Fei Ge reacted quickly: "Of course, there will be people who haven't watched?" ”

Wu Junting immediately reminded him: "Did people ask you?" I also learned to answer. ”

"Last year......," I muttered to myself, "I guess there was." ”

I suddenly fell into this memory called 'last year', and I couldn't help but feel sad that it was so far away.

Memories always seem to be connected with regret, and what is beyond regret is the mistakes that should not have been made, and the more you reminisce, the more you hate yourself.

So sometimes I hate memories, there is no regret medicine in the supermarket, and it is useless to think more.

However, the unfortunate thing is that I am the kind of person who has an excellent memory, and I can remember a little bit of the bad things about the old sesame seeds and rotten grain.

Every time I fall into the mood of nostalgia for the past and the present, I always want to slap myself twice, wake up, my homework has not been finished yet, what could be more sad than this.

Let's talk about last year, because of a certain unnamed comet, the Leonid meteor shower has ushered in an explosive period in the past two years, so those slogans that miss are a lifetime are really understandable, God knows when the comet will come again.

It was night, and the stars were raining down.

Meteors that can be encountered on weekdays but are not sought, that night on sale, I stood at the door of my house and looked up at the sky like a retard, and watched it all night, leaving only a respect for the infinite universe and a stiff neck the next day.

"Did you watch it last year?"

Xia Yu didn't answer me directly: "You know, I'm a rigorous person, most people just watch the fun, I am completely different from them, and I popularized the relevant astronomical knowledge a few days in advance." I was really tired that night, and I was exhausted from my homework. You also came from the third year of junior high school, so you should know how heavy the learning tasks are. Fortunately, he was prepared, he had Zhang Liang remember that I had a wall ladder, and this situation was all expected by me, so I set the alarm clock and prepared to go to bed for a while. Don't worry, I know in my heart, it's a waste of time to go to see it too early, and I don't pay attention to the right time and place for everything. It didn't take long for me to feel lightheaded, and I saw an old man crossing the road in a trance, learning from a good example, and if I didn't help him, my conscience didn't want to go? As a result, I walked and walked with him, in line with the persistence of helping people to the end and sending the Buddha to the west, and finally delivered it home safely, and immediately felt that the red scarf on my chest was more colorful. He was full of praise and praised me for being a good boy in the new century, and I said that you are really too famous, and it is my duty to do this as a glorious member of the Communist Youth League. The old man asked me what my name was, and I wanted to go to the school to praise me by name. I told him that he never left his name for doing good deeds, and he was even more impressed, and he reported his family name Zhou Minggong, so he could find him when he was sleepy......"

She stopped talking about this abruptly, sneakily trying to see how I reacted, but was caught in my eyes, so she laughed unnaturally twice.

I didn't know where to come out of that feminine energy, and whispered to her: "You just said that it is easy to oversleep, do you need to talk nonsense!" ”

No.109

As midnight approached, the sky finally began to rain as expected.

The starry night is shining, and the lightning is shining. It is pleasant to have friends from afar. Every time it comes, it is vaguely accompanied by cheers from the back mountain.

Zhang Shanshan was so excited, she kept looking back and forth, her hands were never separated, I asked myself after reading it, could it be that this is what I looked like last year, and I was really stupid!

"You have a lot of wishes, have you ever considered the feelings of a meteor?"

Finally looking forward to Xu Hao's question, Xia Yu and I looked at each other and smiled. The water spilled by the married daughter, and the daughter-in-law of other people's families, we can't control it.

Zhang Shanshan said vigorously: "There are few wishes, so why not nag a few more times?" I can make the God in charge of this matter impress me. ”

Later, she suspected that the water room behind her blocked her vision and interfered with her unfinished wish, so she simply dragged Xu Hao to the fence on the top of the building.

Wu Junting and Zhou Yanfei, who were nervous, were head-to-head at this time, sleeping next to me and Xia Yu, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, who would dare to believe it!

"Do you think they can make it?"

I didn't understand Xia Yu's words, so I twisted my head to the side and pointed at Wu Junting and Zhou Yanfei in that direction.

Xia Yu shook his head and gestured with his chin that I was the pair on the fence in front.

"How can I say it......"

Although it is not a debate competition, I support the women's player Zhang Shanshan.

I'm not just talking about it, but I have a solid theoretical foundation to rely on.

In the TV series, the poor and vulnerable character can always get more sympathy, and the overflowing love drives the audience to always think that he belongs to the innocent and righteous party, hoping whether he can finally achieve a happy ending.

In the real world, there is no script, and there is no God's perspective, and success is the purpose of our learning life. Only then did I understand that mercy for the weak is a kind of compensation for not being able to be strong.

For both of them, I certainly have a well-wishing blessing. If extreme Zhang Shanshan can win this battle, I can't bear it.

"Probably...... Let's hope...... But who knows? ”

She wanted to continue, but I didn't want to hear it anymore. I mustered up the courage to follow my father's usual example of harming me, and carefully flicked her a brain jump: "Don't think about these useless things, now is a rare wish making moment in decades." ”

"Ah," Xia Yu instinctively shrunk his neck, a little dazed at first, and then reacted, his mouth opened slightly, and the strength in his chest was simply magnificent, like a bull in the bullring that saw a red cloth, "You play another one." ”

And this kind of request, try it: "How can it?" ”

She didn't expect me to come for real, but she burst out laughing, and her anger was gone. But laughing back at the smile, the revenge action really didn't delay, and he rolled up his sleeves and threw it at me without saying anything.

"Oops, comfortable!"

I didn't bother to hide, the ripples in my heart rippled back and forth, and a beautiful question came to my mind, is this considered flirting?

She saw that my reaction was flat, and she was happy after a few symbolic fiddles.

"Cool?"

"You don't resist, it's boring."

"As the saying goes, good men don't fight women."

"Pretend to be generous, I'm good that women don't compete with men."

While talking and laughing, a meteor passed through the sky, illuminating most of the night sky.

I urged Xia Yu: "You see that Meteor is working so hard, can you give a little face." ”

"What, make a wish?"

"That's right."

Xia Yu disagreed: "I made a wish to the meteor, and it is fleeting, who will I entrust my wish to?" Maybe it's because you carry too much on your back, and you end up in pieces. ”

I wanted to refute it, but after a long time, I thought there was a little bit of truth, yes, a pious prayer to an ethereal meteor is really absurd to play.

Last year, I just asked it to let Yueru and Ling'er in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" not choose one or the other, but it hasn't been realized until now.

Unexpectedly, Xia Yu's words changed sharply: "Why don't we two make a wish."

I wondered, "How can you be so capricious?" ”

She said that she would come, not caring about my feelings at all: "Hurry up and close your eyes, hurry up, what's the ink!" ”

I always feel that something is wrong, and the experience of struggle in the past six months has made me keep an eye on it, and I pretended to close my eyes and leave a small crack for myself.

I saw her stand up with a smile, secretly took out a bag from her jacket pocket and prepared to put it in front of me, and the pleasure of being in control encouraged me to grab it immediately before her, and then raised her ass and ran.

She stomped her feet anxiously: "Hey, how are you playing!" ”

I quibbled, "How can you call it a joke?" It's a rule of reasonable use without your knowledge. ”

I proudly showed off the booty, but she was very calm: "Okay, anyway, it's for you, take it and go." ”

"Send me?"

"That's right."

"Why?"

"Because ......" Xia Yu's eyes bent into a shallow crescent moon again, his expression was shy and lovely, and a gentle smile filled the corners of his mouth and eyebrows, "Because of the pig, happy birthday to you!" ”

No.110

Xia Yu's gift is a delicate mini photo album, only less than the size of a palm, which is full of her selfie headshots, and some will also have a sentence attached below, such as her deliberately puffing out her cheeks in the photo, and ask me if I am cute. Or maybe hold the cake and wish me a happy birthday.

She was the third person in my life, besides my parents, to remember my birthday and give me a gift. The starting point of parents is the love of flesh and blood, but what about her?

Gifts are valuable, but affection is priceless.

I had mixed feelings, and I didn't know how to say thank you to the person in front of me who I had been thinking about for a long time, and I didn't even have the courage to face her.

Is it just a thank you? I always feel that something is wrong, and it will not seem too casual and simple.

Why don't you talk nonsense and just go up and kiss it?

I'm not crazy yet!

Xia Yu slowly walked over and looked down at my face, and gestured with his hands in front of my eyes: "Hey, isn't it, moved and speechless?" ”

I was deliberately able to hold it just now, but seeing her figure getting closer and closer, I really felt a hot current surging in my eyes.

The manly husband was crying and crying when she saw it, how could he hang on his face. I could only bite my lower lip with my upper lip, take a deep breath and try to look normal, but I couldn't help but ask her, "Why are you so nice to me?" ”

Xia Yu smiled happily: "Look at your unpromising appearance, such a small favor will easily buy you." ”

She's understating, and I don't think I'm exaggerating.

Now it is almost certain that Xia Yushen's chatter about counting my birthday was just a trick that had been planned for a long time, but I still have no way of knowing how she used to get the date.

It's not just a joke, she keeps this in mind, and she is looking forward to surprise me today, and it must have been a lot of work to make this mini album.

With her temperament, it must have been a decision made after much thought. Maybe in her heart, I'm already a tenant who has moved in. The good thing is that I have a good name, but no matter how much I say, it is under the fence, and maybe one day she is in a bad mood and will urge me to quit the rent.

In fact, I also have a house in my heart that has been carefully decorated for her, and I only give away free water and electricity without rent, but even this kind of loss to the house, I still don't have the courage to tell her, it's really cowardly.

Xia Yu tilted her head to look at me, as if admiring her work tonight.

I looked up into her eyes and said, "Thank you......"

In the end, it's still this sentence.

On that night, when I think back to it, the wind in the sky and the people around me are all gentle. The feeling in my heart is finally no longer inexplicable, and I can clearly touch the veins from it.

"Oh, I don't understand you, Xia Yu turned his back and ignored me, obviously when he should be happy, but he looked aggrieved."

"What does it mean that things must be opposed? Happiness to the extreme is the source of sadness. ”

I followed behind her and helped her put up her coat and hat.

She was a little surprised, turned around and touched the hat on her head: "What are you doing?" ”

Then he stretched out his hand and asked, "Is it raining anywhere?" ”

"Cheap for a while," I followed two steps to her, but my mouth was silent, in my eyes, in my heart, there was 'summer' rain everywhere!

We wandered back and forth along the edge of the water room, seeing Zhang Shanshan who was still holding Xu Hao, and Wu Junting and Zhou Yanfei who were sleeping with their heads in their hands.

At this time, Zhang Shanshan walked towards us, and Xia Yu greeted us with a smile: "Make a wish?" ”

She didn't seem to be very satisfied: "I'm angry, Xu Hao's mouth is really tight, and he won't tell me what he said to the stars," and finally pouted heavily, "Go home!." ”

Xia Yu readily agreed: "Dissipate your anger, there will be time to torture him in the future." ”

Zhang Shanshan changed her face faster than the sky, and hugged her arm: "It's still our family's Xia Yu who takes advantage of my heart." ”

Xu Hao's voice came coldly from behind: "Why do you have to tell you, it won't work if you say it." ”

I was about to wake up the two people who were asleep, but Fei Ge suddenly woke up, gasped and said, "Teacher Tu, don't worry, I'll read comics in class in the future, and I'll eat upside down for you!" ”