"Or you can tell me another joke!" Yuwen Zheng said weakly: "I haven't laughed today!" ”

"Alright! I'll tell you a joke about Shen Tuwen being stranded at sea," Jiang Jiang cleared his throat and said, "It is said that one day Shen Tuwen and A and B were stranded at sea together, without eating or drinking.

At this time, A noticed a bottle floating in the sea, and B scooped it up and opened it. I saw a puff of green smoke coming out of the bottle, and a devil appeared from it.

The three men were so frightened that the devil said, 'Ah! I have been sealed here for a thousand years, and I swear that whoever rescues me will fulfill his three wishes! Say, what do you want? ’

A hurriedly said, "I want a big bucket of water!" ”

A large bucket of water immediately appeared in front of him, and A drank enough, and then said, "Bring me a stunning beauty!" ”

Immediately, there was a beautiful woman snuggling up to him.

"One last wish, send me and my beauty home at once!" After A finished speaking, he disappeared.

Then B went on to say, "I want a bucket of water." ”

When he had drunk the water, he said, "I want more than enough gold and silver." ”

Immediately beside him appeared a hill of gold, silver, and jewelry.

"Finally send me and my treasure home." B disappeared after saying that.

In the end, Shen Tuwen was left, and the devil asked him, "What are your three wishes?" ”

Shen Tu rolled his eyes and said to the devil, "." The devil gave him a barrel of wine.

He drank all the barrel and said to the devil, "Bring me another barrel." ”

The devil gave another barrel of wine, and after drinking both barrels of wine, Shen Tu thought for a while and said, "I'm bored on the boat alone, so you can call those two people back for me!" ”

"Hahaha! Call back? Call him back, those two people must hate him to death! Yuwen Zhengji leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

"That's right, the two of them were so angry when they came back, but at this time, the devil had already left, after all, the three wishes of each of them had been fulfilled."

So the three of them could only continue to drift on the sea, drifting and drifting, drifting and drifting for many days, just when they were about to starve to death, suddenly another bottle floated over the sea, and B quickly scooped up the bottle, and A quickly opened the bottle, and a puff of green smoke came out of the bottle, and a devil appeared from it.

The devil said, "Ah! I've been locked up in a bottle for two thousand years. I swear that if anyone can get me out, I'll grant his three wishes, so you say, what do you want? ”

A and B discussed it and decided that they couldn't keep Shen Tu stable until the end, so they said to Shen Tuwen: "This time, you can talk about it first!" ”

Shen Tuwen didn't refuse, and said to the devil, "Bring me a barrel of wine." ”.

After drinking the barrel of wine, Shen Tuwen said to the devil again, "Bring me another barrel." A second barrel appeared in front of him.

A and B looked at each other and thought that this guy didn't have any skills, only knew that he wanted to drink, and they were relieved. Who wants Shen Tu Wen to drink the second barrel of wine, and say directly to the devil: "Devil, there is nothing to do with you, you can go." ”

"Aha, I'm laughing to death." Yuwen Zhengji rolled in the cabin with his stomach in his arms.

Because his mind always involuntarily appears in his mind, Shen Tuwen's face that does not eat the fireworks of the world, and the extremely discordant absurdity derived from the collision with the funny plot.

The days of the two of them on the ship are actually not sad, Yuwen Mansion has already exploded, since last night, Yuwen Zhengji has not returned to the house, and everyone in the house has become a mess.

He had almost searched through the entire Ling Tian City, and he hadn't found his family's young master.

Only in a certain street and alley was found the carriage that Yuwen Zhengji and they drove out, and the clothes that Yuwen Zhengji wore when he went out were still on the car, and even the middle coat and pants were there.

Is this running naked, young master? The people of Yuwen Mansion thought it was incredible.

The housekeeper Yan Xi was so anxious that his eyes were bloodshot, there were many bubbles on his mouth, and his voice was so hoarse that he was almost speechless.

Now most people in the government think that Jiang Jiang abducted Yuwen Zhengji, so he went to the government to report to the official and said the same.

But what is the origin of this Jiang Jiang, they can't provide any clues, they only know that she is here to take over the recruitment list.

"I'll just say that the guy surnamed Jiang is not a good person," Liu-Five-Four said something he had repeated countless times: "From the first day he entered the mansion, I could see that he was a scheming person, but unfortunately the son and the housekeeper were deceived by him." ”

"Butler, we searched again, and there is no whereabouts of the son," said the third group of family members who had been sent out.

"Get out there and find me again! The Yamen is looking for the Yamen, we are looking for ours, as long as there is no whereabouts of the son for a day, we can't stop! Yan Xi shouted to the family members in a hoarse voice, although he had already reported to the official, the government had not found the whereabouts of the young master.

"What can I do? I'm really going to die, if the young master can't find me and Sister Qingfu anymore, he'll have to hang himself! Danfeng's eyes were red and swollen from crying, and his whole body was about to collapse.

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, the top priority now is to find the young master, if you can't find it, we all have to hang ourselves!" Yan Xi appeased Dan Feng, but he was also anxious.

"Steward Yan, what you said is not right," although Dan Feng was crying, he couldn't help but interrupt Yan Xi's words: "Anyone in this mansion can hang themselves, but you can't!" ”

Yan Xi was very moved when she heard this, but she didn't expect Danfeng to be able to face herself at this time. It seems that the sweet words to himself may not be sincere, but this Danfeng, although he usually talks to himself, but at this critical moment, he still advises himself to take care of his life.

"Miss Danfeng, I'm also a man after all, if you all hang yourself, I will never live alone, and I will definitely kill myself with you!" Yan Xi said proudly.

"Steward Yan, don't you understand what I mean? When I say you can't hang yourself, I'm not saying you can't die. Don't you look in the mirror to see if you have a neck? Danfeng glared at him and said, "If you want to die, you have to find another way, and it will definitely not work if you hang yourself." ”

Yan Xi: "Danfeng, you're going too far, me."

——”

"Sister Danfeng, what you just said is a little wrong," Liufive-Fourth didn't know when he walked over, and also interjected: "How can you say that about Steward Yan?" ”

"Not really! Sixty-five four, you give a comment, is Miss Danfeng's words too much? Yan Xi said to Six-Five-Four.

"I said that what Sister Danfeng said was wrong, referring to her lack of comprehensiveness," 654 said with a glance: "She said that you can't hang yourself, let you choose another way to die, according to me, there is another way you can't choose." ”

"You-" Yan Xi pointed at Six-Five-Four, so angry that she was almost speechless: "You said that I can't die yet?" ”

"Kill yourself!" Six-Five-Four said: "That has to be done by a person with a neck, you-" Lu Wusi said and looked at Yan Xi's head below and above his shoulder: "Forget it!" ”

Yanxi: "You wait for me!" When the time comes, I'll die for you! ”

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